Bigfoot Hunting Gone Bad, Man Accidentally Shoots Friend Thinking He Was Bigfoot
Gawd, people. Be careful out there! This news form Rogers County, Oklahoma was posted this morning on newson6.com. According to the report, the Sheriff's Department made three arrests in what appears to be an accidental shooting during a Bigfoot hunt. Deputies were told that two men were hunting for Bigfoot around Saturday night. One of the men reportedly heard a noise, got spooked and shot his friend in the back. All good, though. The friend is expected to recover. He'll be alright. Officials are now trying to locate the gun used. Apparently, one of the men arrested is a convicted felon:
Walton said the incident is still under investigation and that the men's stories were inconsistent. Authorities haven't yet determined whether drugs or alcohol were involved, he said.
"It probably was an accidental shooting," Walton said. He believes the men handed the gun off to an older man who lives in the area. That man is a convicted felon, and deputies believe he got rid of the gun.
"Our efforts now are to locate the weapon that was used," he said.
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ReplyDeleteJREF pwns footers
DeleteHOLY SHIT !!! that center, kneeling fat dude, has the BIGGEST set of TITS, I have ever seen on a MAN !!
Delete^ yup.
DeleteA few inmates here have busted out of the JREF cage.
DeleteThese are of your typical commonly reported species, homo ignoramus.
Should you encounter any, simply toss them yo-yos or other simple toys and they will be too distracted to notice the nets subsequently being thrown over them.
A few inmates? More like 99.99% of the people don't believe if you asked them to put $100 on it.
DeleteI want to ask the one kneeling down for her phone number. Not only does she have a great rack, she has one of those flat heads that are just perfect for setting your beer down on.
Delete^ LOL..
DeleteDick Cheney is now hunting bigfoot in Oklahoma instead of turkey...someplace else?
DeleteAK 47 w/scope be a good huntin rifle – for critters, U be right follow up shots required – 30 round mag w/154SP rounds will take care of it no problem. Looks like bigfoot travels in groups so da one U are shootin @ be aware there beez others about. Been a few cases it these parts of hunters finding this out the hard way. So if U goes out for da big guy U might want to take a few buds with and do like we did in the army and set up a fireteam to cover the guy that is shootin. If U do go, check with the locals some will talk about these type of critters, U be able to narrow down your area to cover. Happy huntin : )
DeleteWhere's Bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteIn my heart.
Delete10:28 genius Jayrefer just acknowledged existence of bigfoot.
DeleteWord traps are not the Jayrefers strong suit.
#twerktard approved
*Jayrefers'
DeleteHey Dan, Just letting you know i'm finished with your girlfriend now, i left a big load this time. so when you go down, think of me. Oh, i forgot to tell you, i'm black!
ReplyDelete^ cannot contain his gay love for Dan.
Deletethe two middle guys look pretty squatchy
ReplyDeleteLeave Henry May alone. At least he's finally got his fat ass out of that chair.
DeleteAll hail Henry May! We haven't heard from that sack of shit in weeks!
DeleteI've been waiting patiently for this story of someone getting killed looking for or dressing up and hoaxing Bigfoot you fuckin hillbillies have done me a solid once again thank you
DeleteYou're welcome.
DeleteHillbilly Jim
In fact I think the bottom guy might be a female PG bf cuz of the boobs
ReplyDeleteThis is why you black people should stay out of the woods.
ReplyDeleteI bet you're the fat titties in the pic above.
DeleteThey're not rednecks, they're Tire-tube people!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO
DeleteAnyway you look at this, these guys are precious.
DeleteTink,tink & squeaky, aren"t my only friends, I have a little black cat named Pudden. but,but her nickname is Pusspuss, teeee, heeee tee,hee.
Delete^ Ooh Henry!
DeleteRandy those were your girlfriends panties and what have I told your creepy ass about stealing shit off my clothes line
DeleteA real bigfoot was shot but the government has forced the media to role with this story to cover up bigfoots existence.
ReplyDelete- Joe Fitz
The true story is more insane. Bigfoot was armed and shot the redneck.
DeleteInteresting. There have been reports of bigfoots using weaponry.
DeletePeace.
- Joe Fitz
Ugh. Those rednecks are disgusting. Bigfoot, like moi, looks ab fab.
DeleteCookies and Cake
- Josphine Fitz
Real bigfoot bones exist but the government has forced the Smithsonian to roll with this story to cover up Bigfoots existence.
ReplyDelete- Joe Fitz
Real bigfoot bones will never be found anywhere and you will fargin love it.
ReplyDeleteTwo Giant Skeletons Near Potosi, WI
DeleteThe January 13th, 1870 edition of the Wisconsin Decatur Republican reported that two giant, well-preserved skeletons of an unknown race were discovered near Potosi, WI by workers digging the foundation of a saw mill near the bank of the Mississippi river. One skeleton measured seven-and-a-half feet, the other eight feet. The skulls of each had prominent cheek bones and double rows of teeth. A large collection of arrowheads and “strange toys” were found buried with the remains.
Giant Skeleton in West Bend, WI
DeleteA giant skeleton was unearthed outside of West Bend near Lizard Mound County Park and assembled by local farmers to a height of eight feet. More about this can be found in Washington County Paranormal: A Wisconsin Legend Trip by local author and investigator J. Nathan Couch.
While a normal-sized skeleton of a supposed mound builder (the “Princess of Aztalan”) is on display at the site of several large pyramidal monuments near Madison called Aztalan State Park, the goliath remains of Wisconsin’s giants have vanished along with the hundreds of others discovered throughout the midwest.
Many have accused the Smithsonian Institution of covering up these discoveries, locking the giant skeletons away and depriving the public of their findings.
Historical North American Giants
Delete1792 New York, Buffalo: Turner’s History of the Holland Purchase reports that 7 and 8 foot skeletons were found at an earthen fort in Orleans county with broad flat topped skulls.
1800 Ohio, Conneaut: Among the normal size skeletons found in the remains of mounds were found gigantic bones. Some of the skulls and jaws were large enough to fit over the head and face of a normal man
1821 Tennessee, White County: An ancient fortification contained skeletons of gigantic stature averaging at least 7 feet in length.
1825 Ohio Valley: David Cusick, a Tuscorora by birth, wrote that among the legends of the ancient people of the stock, there was a powerful tribe called Ronnongwetowanca. They were giants, and had a “considerable habitation.” When the Great Spirit made the people, some of them became giants. After a time, and having endured the outrages of these giants, it is said that the people banded together, and through the final force of about 800 warriors, successfully annihilated the abhorrent Ronnongwetowanca. After that, it was said that there were no giants anywhere. This was supposed to have happened around 2,500 winters before Columbus discovered America, around 1000 BC.
1829 Ohio, Chesterville: In digging away a mound where a hotel was to be built, a large human skeleton was found, but no measurements were made. It is related that the jawbone was found to fit easily over that of a citizen of the village. The local physicians examined the cranium and found it proportionately large, with more teeth than the white race of today. The skeleton was taken to Mansfield, and has been lost sight of entirely.
1833 California, Lompock Rancho: Soldiers digging at Giant Lompock Rancho, California, discovered a male skeleton 12 feet tall. Carved shells, stone axes, and other artifacts surrounded the skeleton. The skeleton had double rows of upper and lower teeth. Unfortunately, this body was secretly buried when local Indians became upset about the remains.
1835 Illinois, Lake County: In the numerous mounds in the county, skeletons ranging between 7 and 8 feet are discovered.
1845 Virginia: A human jaw bone of great size was uncovered in a burial mound on which the teeth stood transversely in the jawbone.
1849 New York: From “Illustrations of the Ancient Monuments of Western New York” comes the report that an elliptical mound above near the Conewango Valley held eight big skeletons. A thigh bone was found to be 28” long. Exquisite stone points, enamelwork, and jewelry were found. Also discovered in the area were a number of other large skeletons one almost 9 feet in height.
Toys? Tolls? Double rows of teeth?
DeleteWait a minute- have we given up on bigfoot and moved on to ancient aliens?
1850 New York: From the History of Allegany County in 1879 a report that very large human bones were uncovered during excavation for the railroad
Delete1851 New York: A skull rib bone, and shinbone were found that indicated the height to be over 8 feet tall.
1856 West Virginia, Wheeling: A human skeleton was discovered by labourers while ploughing a vineyard measuring almost 11 feet tall.
1858 Ohio, Vermillion Township: Skeletons of a race of beings much larger than the local inhabitants were discovered.
1870 Ohio: In Brush Creek Township a large mound contained skeltal remains of several humans up to nine feet tall. A large stone tablet with unknown insriptions similiar to Greek writing was also found.
1872 Ohio, Seneca Township: When the “Bates” mound was opened the remains of three skeletons, whose size would indicate they measured in life, at least, eight feet in height, were found. A remarkable feature of these remains was they had double teeth in front as well as in back of mouth and in both upper and lower jaws.
1873 Ohio, Seville: An Ohio Bicentennial Commission historical marker serves as a reminder that the Giants of Seville, Captain Martin Van Buren Bates and his wife, Anna Swan Bates, lived in the village of Seville in Medina County. Anna stood 7 feet 11 1/2 inches tall and weighed 413 pounds. Martin was 7 feet 9 inches tall and weighed 480 pounds.
1873 Washington DC: “The objects here collected which have not been given, or acquired by exchange, have been purchased for the use of the museum by order of the surgeon-general… There is a skeleton of a giant, who, in life, measured seven feet, prepared by Auzoux and mounted by Blanchêne’s method, which, if I may use that term, is really a beauty. It is as white and clean as new fallen snow, and the brass joints and screws which keep it together are bright, and of the latest style and finish.” From the article “The Army Medical Museum in Washington” by Louis Bagger, Appletons’ Journal: A Magazine Of General LiteratureVolume 9, Issue 206
1875 West Virginia, Rivesville: Workmen constructing a bridge near the mouth of Paw Paw Creek uncovered three giant skeletons with strands of reddish hair clinging to the skulls. The skeletons had supported people approximately 8 feet tall.
1876 Wisconsin: Mounds were excavated containing a giant skull and vertebrae.
1877 Missouri, Kansas City: A giant skull was unearthed when mounds wore opened and giant man tracks belonging to humans 25 to 30 feet tall were discovered.
1877 Nevada, Eureka: Prospectors found a human leg bone and kneecap sticking out of solid rock. Doctors examined the remains and determined they were from a human being, and one that stood over 12 feet tall. The rock in which the bones were found was dated geologically to the Jurassic Period, over 185 million years old.
1878 Ohio, Ashtabula County: While excavating the ground for graves, bones were exhumed, which seemed to have belonged to a race of giants. A skull and jaw were found, which were of such size that the skull would fit easily over a large man’s head like a loose fitting helmet, even with the jaw in place. The number of these graves has been estimated to be between two and three thousand.
1879 Indiana, Brewersville: A skeleton almost ten feet tall was excavated from a mound.
Delete1880 Ohio, Zanesville: A skeleton was reported to have been of enormous dimensions found in a clay coffin, with a sandstone slab containing hieroglyphics.
1880 Minnesota, Clearwater: Several giant skeletons were found with double rows of teeth.
1881 Ohio, Medina County: A jawbone of great size belonging to a human being was discovered, which contained eight jaw-teeth in each side, of enormous size; and the teeth stood transversely in the jawbone. It would pass over any man’s face with entire ease.
How many of these stories were made up to explain the existence of unidentifiable (to them ) bones?
DeleteHow would Chief Smoking Hole explain the existence of a Megatherium skeleton? What would Pa tell half pint?
"How many of these stories were made up to explain the existence of unidentifiable (to them) bones?"
Delete- doesn't make sense.
Peace.
Joe, my main lodge is located on the Ohio Brush Creek, south of Brush Creek township, do you know what county that report was from? I have read several sighting reports in the vicinity. I live near the Great Serpent Mound.
DeleteWow Rush!!
DeleteI can do a little more digging for you if you like bro?
Peace.
Sure Joe, I'll do the same. There is a few Brush Creek townships in Ohio, so we shall see.
DeleteHey you could post a link. There's a thought. Dumbass.
DeleteWhat would an Indian chief tell his people when they found the the skeleton of a Megatherium? Is that stupided down enough?
Inkblot Ohio 1901
DeleteResidents uncovered the remains of a human reported to be over 60' long with a 20' neck.
If you are too lazy to check it out for yourself, then I will laugh at you as opposed to helping you any further. It takes seconds to look at this stuff for yourself.
DeleteFor months I have told you to check this stuff out and it's been ignored... Now that I'm bringing it to your front door, you can so the homework yourself.
Schooled, and you know it.
I looked for Copper Man in Ohio and found jack shit pertaining to your spin on it. I figure the rest of your crap is just as bogus.
DeleteSchooled.
JOE'S A STINKIN LIAR
DeleteWow! Lots of stories, but how come not one shred of actual evidence exists that backs up any of these stories?
DeleteI think you're new around here...
DeleteCover up.
Peace.
12:23...
DeleteOh and by the way... The details I got of the copper man were an exact cut and paste, so 'my spin' is your 'spin'.
Schooled.
Must be an article from the UK where they don't know JACK SHIT about bigfoot.
DeletePwned and Smoked.
Why aren't you watching Sykes dickhead?
Can't stand being made an ass of for the world to see?
Smoked.
Damn Joe got smoked. MMG won't even show up. Uber pwnage.
DeleteGot bigfoot bones?
Deleteand all these skeletons are where? DNA test results are ... just some anecdotes and B&W photos.
DeleteNO the MIB know and are holding onto the bodies.
... And just look at the trolls come in for damage control...
DeletePathetic.
The skeletons are locked away, most of which are in the Smithsonian. Also, they didn't have DNA sequencing labs in those days.
(Duh?)
Unlucky guys... I can help you some more though if you like?
where is that at retard MMG? He's usually classy enough to show up and have his ass handed to him.
DeleteAnd d'you know what? There's so much more where that came from.
DeletePeace.
The skeletons are locked away, most of which are in the Smithsonian. Also, they didn't have DNA sequencing labs in those days.
Delete(Duh?)
But they do now you fucking idiot
Joe, I'm thinking Highland county Ohio, their Brush Creek Township is just to the north of the Great Serpent Mound, I live in the county just south of that where the GSM is actually located. Just a thought.
Delete1:14...
Delete(Sigh)
How can they be sequenced if numpty's like you don't even know the Smithsonian has them, let alone challeng them to release them? Oh dear.
Rush...
Excellent stuff bro, there is so much stuff on Ohio burial mounds on the Internet... Truly amazing!!
Do you know people who work there? I do
DeleteBIG SIGH
Did you know if you had an academic qualifications you could look through the vaults for a research project? No, try it.
DeleteThen come back and tell us what you found.
Spunk apes.
ReplyDeleteDumbass Rednecks!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFawking Rednecks!!!!!
ReplyDelete10 mins till smoke time
ReplyDeleteLook at the set of tits on the fat dude in the front. That is a ome serious motorboat material.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha!!!
DeleteI just felt the entire planet shake. What has that kook Sykes come up with?
ReplyDeleteThose boys are NRA Poster material.
ReplyDeleteSykes confrims Bob Gimlim has the LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE gene.
ReplyDeleteSo I remember when Joe Fitz and MMG were talking big about this Sykes guy and his big reveal. I heard his shows have finally aired. Got bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteNo but I do have a dick that looks like a large egg plant
DeleteNo, just smoked footers. Mike B. got smoked so comprehensively that he's not even welcome on the dogman blog anymore. He doesn't come around anymore. MMG is MIA, and Joe is still here taking it in the taterhole like it's his life's calling.
Deletemaybe he likes it ;) I've heard about Welsh and Sheep
DeleteAh, Wales, where men are men and women are sheep.
DeleteAh England, where men are men and the women are men too.
DeleteThese guys are probably card-carrying NAWAC members. And this is the mileage that the "wood ape" camp predictably inspires. Whatever happened to that blood spatter DNA analysis NAWAC? Really and truly?
ReplyDelete.........and God bless us everyone !
ReplyDeleteWow. This comedy writes itself.
ReplyDeleteYou know what i think? those guys are John Jone's team members! LOL!
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