Want To See What Bigfoot DNA Looks Like? Go Here
If you're looking to get your mind blown today, as promised Dr. Melba Ketchum posted her "unreleased" Bigfoot DNA data yesterday showing the "supporting data and results directly received from outsource laboratories used in this study". To be honest, we have no idea how to read it since we're not geneticists. Check out the link below to see the raw data:
Link: http://sasquatchgenomeproject.org/supplemental-raw-data/
High noon is the toughest, you guys are quick!!
ReplyDelete...but not quick enough!! anti-first...
Delete4 DAYS UNTIL BIGFOOT NIRVANA
ReplyDeleteAh Nonarchaic Hominin...
DeleteThe acceptable face of the Skeptard.
MMG
4 Days until more NOTHING. Hahahaha. The Secret Society of Super Smart Science Guys™ isn't giving up the goods that quickly! You will have to WAIT. Science. And when you think the waiting is over, wait some more. Just a little longer. I know something you don't know. Science.
ReplyDeleteCan't you see? They've got an excel spreadsheet! 8 green boxes versus 6 red boxes = BIGFOOT. That is how science works my friend.
DeleteHow DARE YOU try to tell ME how science works! Science. I am reporting you immediately to the SSSSSG™. This may effect how much information we let you see for at least 4 weeks. Wait. Science.
DeleteHopefully someone from the Ketchum Cult can help me to learn this new science stuff.
DeleteI would like to become a member of the Ketchum Cult...any advice as to where I can learn more about this?
Ah, the Krafty Ketchum Kult. Yes, we at the SSSSSG™ have been keeping an eye on these troublemakers. Science. I can tell you the godlike scientists and their giant science brains have some serious problems with the Ketchum Kult's research. Mainly, the fact that they released it. If they were real scientists they would have just kept hinting about GREAT BIG DISCOVERIES without ever actually giving up real and serious information. Continue to wait. Science.
Deletethis SSSSSG is a poor troll, even the taterhole guy is better
DeleteGonna Ketchum all, POKEMON!!
DeleteHa ha ha ha!!!!
DeleteTwo words:
ReplyDeleteAncient fucking aliens.
Catalina fuckin' Winemixer
DeleteAmbient Music for Airports.
DeleteSEYEINCE STOOPIDS
DeleteI thought ancient aliens was done the second they played the bigfeets episode
DeleteBrianEnofoot.
DeleteAlready confirmed as human contamination. Months ago.
ReplyDeleteProve it.
DeleteIt was handled by humans...POW!
DeleteSo ?
DeleteA needle pulling thread...POW!
DeleteThat will bring us back to....doh!
DeleteLooking forward to smeja getting a smoking from Evans "BE HONEST IS THIS A HOAX??"
ReplyDeleteThat Sasquatch in the picture looks like it should be part of a Blu E-cig commercial with Stephen Dorff. Smooth yet rugged, mysterious yet accessible.
ReplyDeleteI liked her Garden Genome Project better. Really spruced up her landscape.
Delete^ :)
Delete^^^^ Nah, that's Elvis Bigfoot, taking a short break during his Las Vegas show.
DeleteThis is where you and scientists can search real genomes.
ReplyDeleteIs any of her data there?
http://hapmap.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/
I keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDeletethat is, after all, one of the best ways to preserve it.
DeleteIs this pre tatering or post tatering poop???
Delete;-)
Deletenow notice that he says A JAR, not JARS implying that he has a single jar to keep his poop in, and that in itself raises even more questions... what happens when the jar is full?
DeleteYou leave it on your favorite neighbors porch
Delete;-)
DeleteDon't forget to light it on fire.
DeleteHalloween is coming up!
DeleteIt's always Halloween here at BFE...
DeleteHe has a giant trebouchet catapult. It is lobbed into the trailer park a half mile away.
DeleteHALLOWEEN
DeleteThe single jar phenomenon is almost a bigger mystery than Bigfoot.
DeleteWe'll NEVER know.
We can speculate but we'll NEVER know.
MMG
;-)
DeleteMr. President! Trollandia salutes you!!
DeleteI dont even have to understand this to know it's bs.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha! Melba's cult will crucify you for saying such a thing! Blasphemer!
DeleteYou will not be laughing for long laymen.
DeleteI am the long layman. Melba does indeed love me.
DeleteWe had broken up for good just an hour before,
ReplyDeleteAh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And now I'm staring at the bodies as they're dancing 'cross the floor.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And then the band slowed the tempo, and the music gets you down.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
It was the same old song, with a melancholy sound.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
They don't write 'em like that anymore.
They just don't write 'em like that anymore.
We'd been living together for a million years,
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
But now it feels so strange out of the atmospheres.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And then the jukebox plays a song I used to know.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And now I'm staring at the bodies as they're dancing so slow.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
They don't write 'em like that anymore.
They don't write 'em like that anymore.
Now I'm winding up staring at an empty glass
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Cause it's so easy to say that you'll forget your past.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
They don't write 'em like that anymore.
No, they just don't write 'em like that anymore.
Oh, they don't write 'em like that anymore.
They just don't write 'em like that anymore.
They just don't, no they don't, no no, uh-uh,
They just don't write 'em like that anymore.
They just don't...(fades)
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Gay
DeleteJust stop it Mikey !
DeleteNot had a good song lyric in a while.
DeleteAnyone got a good recipe for Cheese & Pepper Cornbread?
MMG
How wonderfully creative you are, cutting and pasting the lyrics to a song. All of the lyrics.
Deleteis bill munns a scientist?
ReplyDeleteAh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Lame
DeleteNo Bill Munns is not a scientist.
DeleteBy his own admission Bill learned science from a set of TimeLife books about forty years ago.
I like turtles
ReplyDeleteAh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah turtles
DeleteI like zombies
DeletePonies are pretty. Sharon H. is still a babe.
DeleteGod bless Trollandia, and our dear leader, Poop in a Jar Guy!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah AH!
ReplyDeleteAh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah STFU!
DeleteShawn is there any way to add an ignore feature to the blog comments section? It would be the end of the trolling. Thx.
ReplyDeleteYou ignore all the anons and what's left?!
DeleteNot bigfoot evidence
DeleteShawn is there any way to add an ignore feature to the blog comments section? It would be the end of the whiney bitches. Thx.
DeleteAh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Whiney Bitch
DeleteTrue dat.True dat.
DeleteI second that notion
DeleteHey Harry,hows it going?
DeleteReally good just same shit new day I'm 700 bucks from getting my Ducati 898 Evo
DeleteHow about you
DeleteLogging in some field time and ot,less bigfoot blog time
DeleteFlorida has the roads for a ducati
DeleteAnd the weather last year 2 nights got down to 32 with 65 in the day
DeleteExtra money for fishin and Christmas presents
DeleteI gotta try some ice fishing this year
DeleteI went once with my dad when I was younger he'd take me and my brothers every Sunday aping till fall but I don't think I'm gonna see any ice unless I go home we bought a small farm down here
DeleteSorry Harry,was eating dinner,you got that great bass fishing down there
DeleteRumfer --- why the3 hell would you want to run down a strait ass highway. That is not what there made for, unless your drunk and can't drive a bike around a nice sweeper!
DeleteI don't know where you're from down from Clearwater to Hudson they can't build a straight street to save their lives
DeleteThe few highways are straight but any side roads are curvy as hell
DeleteSo bigfoot is real because bill can't make a bigfoot suit?
ReplyDeletePartly, yes.
DeleteBill has already proven bigfoot exists. Do you have peer review and a self-published paper?
DeleteI KNOW what I saw and what I saw WASN'T a bear.
This is the problem with skeptics.
Eye witness #1 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
DeleteSkeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
Eye witness #2 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
Skeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
Eye witness #3 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
Skeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
Eye witness #4 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
Skeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
Eye witness #5 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
Skeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
Eye witness #6 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
Skeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
Eye witness #7 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
Skeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
Eye witness #8 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
Skeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
Eye witness #9 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
Skeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
Eye witness #10 - "I saw a Bigfoot".
Skeptic - "Though I wasn't there, no you didn't".
... Skeptic - "If these creatures were real, people would be seeing them all the time!"
Joe -
(Sigh)
Peace.
Get the cocks outta yer mouth Joe. You impress no one.
DeleteGot Monkey? Nope. You don't.
Profanities are a sure sign of schooling.
DeleteOh and no monkeys, just giant hairy people...
http://bigfootforums.com/index.php/topic/42772-possibility-of-large-bones-being-found-in-north-america/#entry779766%20%20MMG
... Thank you for the link MMG .
JiggyPotamus!!
You are a scholar sir.
Peace.
Jiggy has certainly produced the goods Joe.
DeleteMeticulous as ever.
MMG
Fooled ^
DeleteSchooled ^
DeleteThat was funny Joe! Those anona's can kiss my ass!
DeleteBigfoot is real!
I've seen one!
I've been screamed at by one!
I don't know what they are?
I don't know if they're "restricted" to this dimention -------- poof!
They are toying with some, mind freaks.
Better be careful messin with the squatches.
I just saw a little one.
Looked just like a 5'5" chewbaca --- no shit, redish hair color, 4 to 5 nches in length. Stood up in the middle of the forrest road, two steps and bailed over a very step ledge!
Holy shit what was that? Two witnesses.
Stupid tards
^Mushrooms.
DeleteBigfoot doesn't exist. It's bullshit.
ReplyDeleteThe above poster is fake they really don't exist Hack!!!! KTMPA!!!!
DeleteOh hey look at the drawing of a sophisticated monkey-man on their website banner. Looks nothing like Matilda!
ReplyDeleteThats a Joe Black bigfoot
DeleteThey don't all look alike so-------------- so what.
DeleteYou new here rookie.
You should type less and read more. Go read about a thousand reports (for starters) over on the BFRO. When you get that done, come on back an we'll continue your education.
Because if you just keep repeating the same stupid shit ---------- Well, people will think your a tard! Your mother already hates you, you dont need the rest of the world to relize what a Jackass you are.
Now then, off to your homework.
Fooled ^
DeleteJeez,that guys a buzzkill
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