The Bigfoot Files Episode 3 Summary


While we're waiting for episode 2 (featuring Justin Smeja) to air in the U.K. this Sunday, we can't wait to see what kind of results are in store for episode 3, the final episode. According to the program's summary, Dr. Bryan Sykes discovers something "unequivocal, extraordinary and totally unexpected" when he travels to Russia to inspect claims of the "Almasty", a Bigfoot-like creature that has been seen in the region for thousands of years. The summary below:

The 'Almasty' is Russia's very own Bigfoot. It has been written about for over 300 years, and Russia's Almasty hunters claim there have been over 10,000 encounters over the years.

The big theory in Russia is that it's a surviving hominid, possibly even a Neanderthal.

Mark Evans travels to Russia and investigates one of the highest profile Bigfoot stories in the world: the tale of Zana, the so-called Wildwoman: a living Almasty said to have been found in the remote Caucasus in the 1870s.

She was alleged to have had four children by her captors over the years. Almasty hunters have tracked down her descendants and Bryan Sykes uses cutting edge tests to analyse their DNA and test the Neanderthal theory about Zana.

Mark also meets a giant among Almasty hunters, seven foot tall former heavyweight boxing champion of the world Nikolai Valuev, who is now Duma Deputy (the equivalent of an MP) for Kemerovo in Siberia.

Mark joins him as he checks out the latest hot Almasty sighting and meets the three kids who claim to have captured one on camera near a frozen lake.

Finally, in Moscow, Professor Sykes reveals the results of his DNA tests on Zana's relatives. The results are unequivocal, extraordinary and totally unexpected.

[via Channel 4]

Comments

  1. Valuev confirms on most counts. Brow ridge, domed skull, black fur suit. I think we can confirm this photo. And what a clear photo it is!

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    1. He may be a descendent of Zana.

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    2. I would sure hate to be at the wrong end of the "stick" if that guy wanted some taters.

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    3. The dude is bigfoot sans the hair...

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    4. 3.22 Lmao, best tater comment yet

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    5. I think they took too many hair samples from that Squatch.

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    6. He will grind your bones to make his bread, stay away from the beanstalk y'all.

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  2. http://bf-field-journal.blogspot.com/2013/10/sasquatch-genome-project-press.html

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  3. as it was in the beginning
    is now
    and forever shall be
    Joe'll get smoked
    Amen

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  4. Haven't zana's descendents already been tested? I swear I saw that on another tv special and results were negative.

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  5. In my country, we believe in two things: vodka and hookers.

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  6. Isn't Zana the warrior princess?

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  7. Too bad the Smegma results won't be "unequivocal, extraordinary and totally unexpected" just plain old BEAR.

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  8. Let me guess. Sykes' results on Zana's relatives DNA yields...bear!

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  9. Elmer Smeja shot a bear.. huh huh huh huh huuuuh. I suppose that's why there isn't any episode 2 updates? Lump smegma in with that other shooter. You know, Squatcher of the year 2012? Douchebag of the decade? You know, Dyer damnit do I have to say it.

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  10. That's the most High Resolution image ive seen of a sasquatch yet! And its obviously tame!

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