The "Bigfoot 900 lbs Owl Symphony" (10-19-13)

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Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

This recording is approximately 1 hour and 43 minutes long. There were multiple Bigfoot/Forest People sounding off around the perimeter of our Southern Oregon Habituation Area (SOHA) base camp. You may argue that there is no way there could be that many Bigfoot/Forest People in SOHA. I would argue that there are most certainly not that many Owls in SOHA. Also, Owls don't walk with heavy footed bipedal steps. Finally, there can actually be that many Bigfoot/Forest People in SOHA is the "Clan" pays a visit to see who this tall hairless guy is who sings, whistles, and leaves the AWESOME Peanut Butter and Raspberry Jam Sandwiches. ENJOY!!!



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  1. The CountThursday, October 31, 2013 at 4:36:00 PM PDT

    ONE!!

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:48:00 PM PDT

      Leg over my shoulder.

      TWO!!

      Legs over my shoulder.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:48:00 PM PDT

      Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

      You motherfuckers cant First for shit Nice CheechnChong

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  2. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 4:40:00 PM PDT

    Seriously Dr. Johnson who the hell had time to waste on a nearly 2 HOUR recording of what you CLAIM is a bigfoot AND you believe there are more BIGFOOT than OWLS in your location... Please take a wild life class before your next Spiritual Bigfoot Encounter and stop wasting peoples time.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 4:52:00 PM PDT

      Dr. Johnson CLEARLY has nothing up his sleeve.

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    2. randy californiaThursday, October 31, 2013 at 4:58:00 PM PDT

      And I have his sleeves.They are credible.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

      Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the bullshit asshole hoaxing world.

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    4. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:11:00 PM PDT

      sorry, sounds like an owl..

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    5. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:12:00 PM PDT

      I keep my spliffs in a jar.

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  3. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 4:49:00 PM PDT

    Oh those little monsters were so darling! Ol Sasfooty left them a special treat in their little gifting bags.

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  4. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 4:49:00 PM PDT

    that is an owl!!

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  5. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 4:54:00 PM PDT

    TALL AND HAIRLESS,YOU MEAN MIKE BROOKRESON?

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  6. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 4:56:00 PM PDT

    Wait, this guy's a doctor? How's that work?

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:52:00 PM PDT

      You go to school, graduate, graduate some more, do a masters, a doctorate and next thing you know you're Meldumb pissing away money to a charlatan with his own thread and ironclad scientific proof that he may be wrong.

      Delete
  7. randy californiaThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:00:00 PM PDT

    Mt gifting basket has pee-pee in it?

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  8. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:00:00 PM PDT

    The 'Gay for Joe' guys have been out in force over the last few days.

    Treat em mean and keep em keen Joe.

    Don't let those nasty little name callers upset you none.

    Smoke me a troll for Halloween!

    MMG

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:10:00 PM PDT

      Joe the troll self smokes.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:53:00 PM PDT

      I've accused Joe of having a mouthful of cocks since day one.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:35:00 PM PDT

      for the umpteenth time....Joe's a pole smoker not a troll smoker

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    4. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 1:09:00 AM PDT

      You guys got it bad.

      MMG

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  9. Leonard LawrenceThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:03:00 PM PDT

    ..Sounding off, as in a military drill?...lol..

    Johnson loves to have night sits!
    Sound Off! One, Two!!
    He loves bigfoot, but he's full of shit!!
    Sound Off!! One, Two!
    Sound off! Three, four!
    Sound off ! One, two, three, four!!...

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  10. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:06:00 PM PDT

    Its a bigfoot with an owl on its shoulder..

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:10:00 PM PDT

      Did the owl habituate the Bigfoot or did the Bigfoot habituate the owl?

      I'll ask Sasfooty. She's the oracle when it comes to this kind of shit.

      MMG

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    2. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:55:00 PM PDT

      Your oracle pisses on her own doorknobs. Please choose a different pill.

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    3. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 1:12:00 AM PDT

      Whoosh.

      Clueless. As we've come to expect.

      MMG

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  11. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

    MMG have you seen a bigfoot?

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:15:00 PM PDT

      I don't know. They were big. It was dark. I've had loose bowels ever since.

      MMG

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    2. MulderThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:57:00 PM PDT

      My encounter exactly. Have you been uneasy in the woods ever since?

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    3. UnknownFriday, November 1, 2013 at 5:56:00 AM PDT

      +1.

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    4. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 9:32:00 AM PDT

      You have no shame, MB. I predicted you would slink back here by today and here you are.

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  12. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:44:00 PM PDT

    Pretty obviously just an owl. Although here in the south, we have a Barred owl that sounds like a pack of monkeys when a pair starts calling. I could understand someone being confused at their call, but not that one. Check it out.

    http://home.centurytel.net/bobowlcalls/recordings2/20%20duet%20p054%207%2017%2006.wav

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  13. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 5:49:00 PM PDT

    Pwned like Dr. Matthew A. Johnson driving 12 hours every weekend to sit in a tent by himself.

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  14. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:00:00 PM PDT

    Pwned like DWA in a science museum.

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    1. DWAThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:00:00 PM PDT

      how DARE you...

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    2. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 1:14:00 AM PDT

      Pwned like a nobody obsessing over Bigfeet bleevers who make him shake with rage.

      MMG

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    3. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 1:29:00 AM PDT

      It's not bleevers that make us shake with rage it's arrogant pricks like Joe and yourself

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    4. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 9:43:00 AM PDT

      My arrogant prick, is up your wife's ass right now!

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  15. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:04:00 PM PDT

    (clive squashy)

    At least we know one thing now...owls love AWESOME Peanut Butter and Raspberry Jam Sandwiches.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:12:00 PM PDT

      Owls also eat skunks. Not unlike Dr. Matthew Johnson, one of the most credible, and smelliest voices in the blithering bigfoot community.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:08:00 PM PDT

      Shawn, you know this guy is not in his right mind, don't you? You're just joking when you call him the most blah blah blah in the BF community, right?

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:09:00 PM PDT

      Owls go crazy for some raspberry jam.

      ZZ Top

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    4. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:46:00 PM PDT

      (clive squashy)

      HAW !

      I wonder if Dr. Dolittle can jam out that one on his ukulele ?

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    5. randy californiaThursday, October 31, 2013 at 8:13:00 PM PDT

      I keep my jam in a jar.

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    6. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 8:37:00 PM PDT

      (clive squashy)

      Hope you don't hang out with poop inna jar guy...

      A mix-up of jars would be rough at lunch.

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    7. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 9:22:00 PM PDT

      Dont mess with ole poop in jar guy. he might be a little too serious..

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    8. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 8:49:00 AM PDT

      No doubt.

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    9. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 9:30:00 AM PDT

      I keep my spliffs in a jar.

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  16. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:21:00 PM PDT

    They really are owls. No they don't weigh as much as a Bigfoot. Matt just is not coming up with much,so he misindentifies something in order to liven things up. At least he did not misidentify a tree frog's croak as calling his name, this time.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:51:00 PM PDT

      They're owls for sure unless over here in the UK we have Sasquatch too lol

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  17. UnknownThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:25:00 PM PDT

    It could be anything. But of course the good doctor says its a giant peanut butter sandwich eating ape beast so it must be. After all, he is a doctor for Pete's sake.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:56:00 PM PDT

      I don't think he's actually practising anymore thank god :)

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  18. Billl MunnnsThursday, October 31, 2013 at 6:46:00 PM PDT

    I would appraise the situation to say that the more I try to apply science to the PGF analysis and the validity of it's subject figure, the more I represent myself as a pseudoscientifc mystery-monger in a world where opposing views are limited by forum rules.

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    1. James RandiThursday, October 31, 2013 at 10:56:00 PM PDT

      ^^^Another JREFer wannabe dreamer playing circular logic games.

      Have fun, brite wun.

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  19. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:34:00 PM PDT

    Proof a doctorate in the soft sciences is meaningless

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    1. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 6:21:00 AM PDT

      Its just a grind really..His phd adviser got sick of looking at you and then puts together a thesis committee that wouldl sign off on any old crap...I wonder what this guys thesis was titled.."On the Social Awkwardness Of Bigfoots When They Are Crowded In an Elevator And One Of Them Rips A Wet Fart"...lol...

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    2. AnonymousFriday, November 1, 2013 at 2:11:00 PM PDT

      No, it's proof that even people with PhDs can suffer from the same cognitive dissonance that non-academics suffer from. Remember that some (I repeat: some) creationists have legitimate PhDs.

      Delete
  20. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:38:00 PM PDT

    900lb owls are some of the credible voices in the bigfoot community...hoo hoo...900lb owls that's who

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 7:54:00 PM PDT

      (clive squashy)

      Bet all the bigfoots are shaving their arms to be like doc Dolittle.

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    2. randy californiaThursday, October 31, 2013 at 8:17:00 PM PDT

      I do enjoy a good shorning now and then. I believe I'll shave around the world tonite and then keep it in a jar.

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    3. randy californiaThursday, October 31, 2013 at 8:19:00 PM PDT

      Really? Did I just write that? I have shrunk to my lowest most immature level of all times. Gotta' go, my mom is coming down to the basement....

      Delete
    4. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 8:52:00 PM PDT

      (clive squashy)

      Play dead, that one always works.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousThursday, October 31, 2013 at 10:11:00 PM PDT

      Not if she's a necrophille....

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