TEAM SQUATCHIN USA ("T-Shirt, Hoodie, & 15 oz Coffee Mug" PRE-SALE)

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Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

Please click on the link below to read about our Habituation Method Results and to purchase your apparel products. Your purchase will help us raise funds to continue our research in the Southern Oregon Habituation Area (SOHA)....... and you'll look "Squatchin Good" while drinking your coffee.

Thank you!!!

Dr Matthew A Johnson

http://www.teamsquatchinusa.com/pre-sale-of-ts-usa-t-shirts-hoodies-and-coffee-mugs/

Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 4:47:00 PM PDT

    FiRsT

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

      well done, citizen! your check should be arriving in 3-5 business days.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:35:00 PM PDT

      In my day, we firsted for free..We did it for the love of the game and the spirit of competition...Today's firsters are spoiled steroid abusers...BAH!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousFriday, October 4, 2013 at 8:19:00 AM PDT

      Fucking sellout.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 4:55:00 PM PDT

    Well, yippie ki yi yeah for you!

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  3. rumferlifeThursday, October 3, 2013 at 4:57:00 PM PDT

    You win a coffee mug,full of deeelicious deeelusions

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  4. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 4:58:00 PM PDT

    Haha footers smoked yet again.

    Bill munns paper lays smoldering in the ashes.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:54:00 PM PDT

      ^^^Actual stupidity in action

      As demonstrated by an experienced practitioner

      This is not a simulation

      You are witnessing genuine stupidity at 4:58

      #Tooneytard approved

      Delete
    2. Skeptards LamentingThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:00:00 PM PDT

      "You can't prove something doesn't exist [ . . . ] you can't disprove this."

      Todd Disotell

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:04:00 PM PDT

      It's ok to laugh folks. Yes, there are some people here who actually believe in bigfoot.

      Delete
  5. rumferlifeThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:00:00 PM PDT

    You may as well post it since you keep talking about it,go ahead,I'll read it

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  6. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:02:00 PM PDT

    Hey y'all annon. 3:32 from a the Jesus alien thread just posted answer of the origin of the photo. Google the name of the painting he says it is. Its all right there.

    Now I know you will all sleep better tonight with this mystery solved.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:03:00 PM PDT

      I think we should give him the footer of the year award!

      Delete
  7. UnknownThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:02:00 PM PDT

    I'm waiting for his pending line of nipple rouge.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:30:00 PM PDT

      Its gotta have glitter.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:39:00 PM PDT

      I like tassels !!!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 7:00:00 PM PDT

      One has to have skill to work the tassels properly

      Delete
    4. AnonymousFriday, October 4, 2013 at 7:33:00 AM PDT

      Yes, must be able to spin clockwise and counterclockwise.

      Delete
  8. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:04:00 PM PDT

    Can you print Hocus B Munky on mine? The B stand for BUNKUM. Capital bold BUNKUM in 68 font.

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  9. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:05:00 PM PDT

    Can you print Hocus B Munky on mine? The B stand for BUNKUM. Capital bold BUNKUM in 68 font.

    ReplyDelete
  10. rumferlifeThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:10:00 PM PDT

    Too late,I got all the sweatshirts,I'm building a nesting site for the winter,they're so warm and toasty

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  11. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

    No thanks. I'll stick with my current coffee mug that I think communicates the message more thoroughly if not as succinctly. It says "I'm a delusional retard going through a midlife crisis such that I'm constantly trippin billies on fantastical creatures to alleviate my perverse and borderline illicit sexual maladies and a host of other awkward and equally deranged social ineptitudes."
    But hey thanks for the offer. I just prefer to be thorough.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:22:00 PM PDT

      Ultra pwnage

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:56:00 PM PDT

      5:13 = authority on social ineptitudes

      Just demonstrated a dandy one right there

      Sometimes you could almost weep for the simplitards

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:05:00 PM PDT

      ^ fully-grown adult, bleeves in bigfoot.

      Delete
  12. rumferlifeThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:22:00 PM PDT

    That sounds like a much bigger cup,mine says I'd rather be fishing

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  13. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:22:00 PM PDT

    This guy is a bigger tool than TGBF. No evidence, just garbage. Human garbage.

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  14. rumferlifeThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

    And merchandise,anyone want to buy rumferlife keychains

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    1. rushferlifeThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:03:00 PM PDT

      Yes. I want to buy the rights to the name rumferlife and name my new boat after you, the RUMFERLIFE. Nothing but Bacardi products because Louis Bacardi on the "Rumbum" is an acquaintance of mine and I think we could get that good Anejo for cheap, for LIFE.

      Delete
    2. rumferlifeFriday, October 4, 2013 at 11:34:00 AM PDT

      naming rights granted but you gotta take me fishing

      Delete
  15. BigdadThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:32:00 PM PDT

    Doc.Hoaxster needs to make some beer money and buy some new gifting bowls.

    I bet he does a lot of shrooms.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:22:00 PM PDT

      Maybe he can put some mugs and XXXXL sweatshirts in those gifting bowls. Those squatch can leave him some beer as a thank you gesture.

      Delete
  16. rumferlifeThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:34:00 PM PDT

    Picks 'em out of the cow flop,eat enough and the cow looks like a bigfoot,says your name too

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  17. Adrian ErooksunThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:40:00 PM PDT

    Hey kids,why waste your money on a coffee mug when you can buy a nice Melbum Ketchcum used tampon,each one dna certified by a king of legitimate lab,please buy them because the videos ain't selling and I gotta break even here

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  18. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:50:00 PM PDT

    I am selling YGNALI mugs with one side image of PJ and the other of MMG. I just need to get their permission first. I'm sure they won't mind though. All proceeds will go towards the next failed DNA study.

    With Love,

    YGNALI

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:58:00 PM PDT

      #Tooneytool approved

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:01:00 PM PDT

      And if you drink all the coffee you see a picture of Mike Brookfershurerer sucking the bottom!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:03:00 PM PDT

      ^ pwned footer

      Delete
    4. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:28:00 PM PDT

      I'd buy a signed YGNAL mug!

      Delete
    5. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:49:00 PM PDT

      ...and I thank you for your support.

      YGNALI

      Delete
  19. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:50:00 PM PDT

    I would like to have a signed photo of Matthew Johnson showing his big ol man boobs!

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

      Patty was actually a male. Both genders of the species lactate profusely 24-7.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:09:00 PM PDT

      Yeah, it looks more like a "Patrick" to me.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:48:00 PM PDT

      Actually, I'm going to start calling it the "Patrick" video just to mix things up. Who's coming with me?

      Delete
    4. AnonymousFriday, October 4, 2013 at 12:03:00 AM PDT

      i'm in

      Delete
  20. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 5:51:00 PM PDT

    Just print it,they'll never sue,it would mean going public

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  21. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:08:00 PM PDT

    (clive squashy)

    GD it. My hoodie's on back-order !

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  22. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

    If you hold the coffee mug to your ear, you can hear a juvenile Bigfoot whispering, "Maaatt". It is very exilarating!

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  23. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:49:00 PM PDT

    i poop alot

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  24. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 6:50:00 PM PDT

    LMFAO, another footer asking for money from you degenerate schmucks just stupid enough to actually give it to him. I swear to the heavens above, society is f*cked. People will actually donate their money to this conman. Bigfoot is all about money you retarded fools, here's your effing interstate sign! Idiots.

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  25. AnonymousThursday, October 3, 2013 at 7:25:00 PM PDT

    This guy is Broke !

    ...Know how "I" know this ? Because I'VE made many a poor fool go BROKE ! HAW HAW !!

    There are winners(ME) and there are losers(YOU) in life...don't beg to loud like Doc...just watch ME and learn.

    I could drop a BIL tonight and it wouldn't mean a thing to ME, that's just how it MY WORLD !

    Bob Wire

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  26. AnonymousFriday, October 4, 2013 at 6:40:00 AM PDT

    I am selling forest dirt that Big foots walked on. It's certified guarantee big foot dirt. it sells for $99.95, but you won't recieve it unless I sell 1,000 of them first!

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  27. AnonymousFriday, October 4, 2013 at 7:30:00 AM PDT

    Will you take 175000 Reddit points?

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  28. AnonymousFriday, October 4, 2013 at 7:31:00 AM PDT

    I think (sadly) that Johnson is headed for a full-on breakdown. I feel kind of bad for him, but he is a wanker.

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  29. skunkey monkeyFriday, October 4, 2013 at 8:16:00 AM PDT

    I got mugged once! Thank God I had a gun <B-)

    ReplyDelete
  30. AnonymousFriday, October 4, 2013 at 12:22:00 PM PDT

    "Ribbit, ribbit!"

    My God! I do believe that juvenile squatch is saying my name! Don't you hear him whispering, "Maaaatt, Maaaatt"? It's clear as a bell. I finally have caught up with Sasquatch Ontario. This is sooo exilarating! Where's my handkerchief because I don't want to have to change shirts again?

    Ribbit, ribbit!?!?

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  31. UnknownFriday, October 25, 2013 at 12:26:00 AM PDT

    This is awesome! Hope to grab all these stuffs so soon. I love all of these cool Bigfoot items. Thanks for sharing. Two thumbs up for this.

    -http://bigfootandfriends.com/

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