Supposedly The Strangest Thing To Come Out From The Ketchum Camp In a Long Time
We thought we've seen it all from Dr. Melba Ketchum, but this one takes the cake. Her old website, www.denovojournal.com is no longer active. Why? Because they can't afford it. The online journal was supposed to be the main repository for everything Bigfoot DNA related. Unfortunately, it's just too much for Ketchum's team to maintain. In another website, supposedly set up by publicist Robin Lynne, Lynne cites government conspirators and backstabbers as the many reasons for not being able to maintain the Denovo Journal, where the Bigfoot DNA was published. A few slideshows illustrates the strangeness of it all:
Genetics
Gene Sequencing to discover our blood brother
Self - Publishing
We were never able to pass peer review due to scientific basis and potential government cover-ups. This required us to self-publish our work and manuscript.
The Forest People
These are a type of people and must be protected
DeNovo - Journal
We could never afford to purchase an online journal. This forced us to acquire a web-platform through our own efforts and the work of others to create. However, maintaining an online journal was certainly beyond our abilities. We have been betrayed by too many of our skilled team members that we simply could not persist in the online journal business.
Terabytes of data on a hard drive
The entire project could not be complete for publishing because the whole genome for Sample 26 still remain on a hard drive. We will need massive computing power and experts in the field of bio technology to interpret our ground breaking results. This is something Dr. Sykes cannot hold a candle to.
[Update] Dr. Melba Ketchum's Website Is Under Attack!
Fooled ^
ReplyDeleteTwo words:
DeleteAncient fucking aliens.
Did I miss anything?
DeleteH,I see that the doctor cleared up the shit running out of your eyes. How's the taterhole holding up?
DeleteNope H
DeleteI see Joe F. has subscribed to the YouTube channel:
DeleteWet Butts
Looks like Joe will be bouncing checks at the sperm bank tonight.
Yes, anon 3.36 and the taterhole is still un-violated!
DeleteCool beans H.Glad to hear it!
DeleteHave you been to the states yet
DeleteH has one of them snappin taters.
DeleteDem snappin taters are ferocious!
DeleteBeen to New York, Dubai and Djibouti the past couple of months.
DeleteI hope your crate had sufficient air holes.
DeleteFor floating to all those countries? Hmmm
DeleteI went to Dubai recently but it was to inquire about stem cell surgery not muling
DeleteHarry. I'm wondering if Turtleman and his banjo playing sidekick could handle this snapping tater. My understanding is the only thing more dangerous is the alligator snapping tater.
DeleteDid you see Djiballs from Djibouti?
DeleteI didn't Rummie. But I was about to type the lyrics to Boats and Hos by Will Ferrell and John C Reilly before the Shhhh troll bans mr.
DeleteAlligator snappers are only dangerous near the water were they can spin
DeleteYou ever see the big prehistoric spikes on those things. They are truly an ancient species. I saw one the size of a carhood once. He looked wicked.
DeleteThere was a huge one down here like 9-10ft we are talking alligator not snappers right
DeleteNo. Google Allogator Snapping Turtle. Harry I'm not shutting you. If you've ever run trot lines at night. Those big bastards are your biggest fear.
DeleteOh holy shit those things are ugly and mean lookin
DeleteWe were talkin snappin taterhole though
DeleteOk Harry. If you get one of those things or an alligator gar of size you have 2 choices. Shoot them in the head with a .22. The gar will die. But you can cut off an alligator snappers head and he will still be biting with full force on your line withi no body.
DeleteNow. The snapping tater is entirely different species. Don't get into a staring contest with them. If so. Wear an eyepatch.
DeleteDid you get all those pics I sent like ten or more that shits awesome right
DeleteHaven't seen em yet. But I'm stoked. Wanted to wait and see if you were on. I'm taking this new Sony Handycam Hybrid with the 40x Zeiss optical zoom out this weekend. Was hoping you guys would walk me thru it later.
Deleteanyways i've seen some big alligator snappers down inn louisiana that are gigantic. Over 100 pounds each. I bait traps for gators and occasionally you will find one. The biggest one my friend caught weighed 128 lbs.
DeleteI have seen one that was as big as a car hood. Huge spikes. Just a giant. He had a head like a small pit bull
DeleteStrange would be science to come out of her camp.
ReplyDeleteWTF First and hopefully last
ReplyDelete51 years old and FIRST you youngsters!
ReplyDeleteOlder and slower than ever.
Delete56 years old and I will second (not).
DeleteUNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOW PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God bless Trollandia, and our dear leader, Poop in a Jar Guy!
I mean FOURTH!
ReplyDeleteScientific "basis", are they trying to spell "bias". LOL.
ReplyDeleteDavid Paulides head just exploded.
ReplyDeleteMMG
we all win
DeleteMMG loses.
DeleteSmoked himself by believing a magic monkey.
Even more smoked by associating with the circus show of footery.
Uttery and royally smoked.
I use to believe in you Anon 2:51 until I found out your an asshole, a dick and like little girls!
DeleteEwwww that's rough those are the creepiest ones
DeleteHarry. Do you remember in Stepbrothers when Will Farrell and John C Reilly s characters did their video presentation before they played Boats and Hos. Well. It's that type of science that they were offering that I think could help this situation out. Ahhh screw it Harry. Come down to Texas and let's wrangle these squatches out ourselves.
DeleteLet's not and say we didn't.
DeleteDon't you ever not never use no double negative with me
DeleteLEAVE MELBA ALONE!!!
ReplyDeleteIf she left us alone then we'd leave her alone but her ugly ass keeps popping up all the time!
DeleteGo suck a crumpet!
DeleteTim, you are a fucking moron and she has nothing but contamination plus she's exploited and ripped off people who have paid her in good faith to produce her scientific paper. She's a fraud and full of shit. Simon- also from the UK
DeleteI agree Simon she's so full of shit her breath stinks
DeleteShe does have brown eyes.Hmmmm....
DeleteListen mate 4:02, if you read what I posted you will see that I'm not saying that I endorse her. Simon, always good to hear from others in the uk.Post more often- but I'm not happy with your "fucking moron" language. Just because I'm a foul-mouthed 'Brit', it does not mean you have to use similar language directed to me in person (I was swearing at the Anons).Tim, U.K.
DeleteDo you two chaps have any Grey Poupon?
DeleteYou can't come here expecting to be spoken to cordially Tim
DeleteHow DARE you
DeleteYeah, nice one Harry. I guess you're right, haha. Tim, U.K.
DeleteRight lol
DeleteMelba does resemble the queen,is that why you Brits like her?
DeleteThe Nina, what, The Pinta, what, the Santa Maria......I'll do her in the --- while we're drinkin Sangria.....nachos, The Lemonheads and my dads boat, we won't go down cause my d--k can float! Dale and Brendon. Stepbrothers.
DeleteChecking that youtube Mike,I expect good things coming
DeleteI left Joe in charge of content avd the only content he's filled is his pint at the local tavern.
Deleterumferlife, is there a Brit Melba fanclub? hilarious mate, like it. When young, was a right sex pistols republican but
Deletemore monarchist these days. Mike, saw your pics.- thought the dark figure in the bushes interesting. Tim, U,K.
Tim. Did you get them all. If not let me know. I still think that Cave Face is freaky.
DeleteHappy to send them. Just forward email
DeleteWe should start one Tim,she obviously needs the money...never mind the bollocks,heres Melba
DeleteAgreed.
DeleteMelba Calling???! Never a big Pistols fan they were more of a punk rock boy band, Clash and the Ruts were the real deal:) I'm not like Joe and the other Brits although at several points Joe has claimed to have "schooled" me with his cut and pastes, no body or real evidence of course! For every Cliff, Bobo, Curtino and Meldrum there seems to be a hundred Melbas, Dyers, Ed Smiths, Paulides, Munns, MKs, Biscardi oh and Team Squatchin' USA ? It may be easier to believe if the freak show left town and took their gifting baskets with them. Nice to see Harry, rum and rush posting again now we're just missing herb, G n R fan and the Mayor.... Simon UK
Delete^ we are all here mikey ,, between your ears as usual,,,.... nowwwww ,,, SHSSSSSSS !!
DeleteIf it wasn't for the Pistols, The Clash would not even have existed...Gimme a break...
DeleteI slept with Melba, and my pecker fell off the next day!
DeleteIf it wasn't for Malcom Maclaren visiting the US and seeing the Ramones or the New York Dolls coming over here in 73 then he wouldn't have got the idea to form the Pistols and hold auditions (yep that's right auditions for a punk band) to make his little supergroup to promote his shop Sex and really to promote himself more than anything. Whilst Joe Strummer was living in a squat playing in the 101ers and going to see Dr Feelgood and listening to reggae and generally being a fucking cool bloke. Nevermind the Bollocks was all bluster and hype and empty inside whereas London's Calling is as perfect a punk album as you'll ever hear, not one filler track on there and effortlessly slips from punk angst into ska and whiteboy reggae. Lyrically Joe pissed all over Lydon too right from the start with the first self titled LP, oh and the Clash could play their instruments too whilst Sid couldn't even play a note with his bass parts recorded by Steve Jones and some times live they would turn off his amp and have a real bassist off by the side of the stage actually amped up and playing whilst Sid pretended on stage. Punk is American as apple pie anyways, Stooges, MC5, New York Dolls, Velvet Underground and the Ramones all punker than the Pistols ever were and it's an American jailhouse slang word anyways. Simon, from the UK
DeleteAccording to another blog, the editor of JAMEZ and his lawyer had a long talk with her about her peer review and publishing claims a while ago. Wonder if they had another long talk with her and the result was these admissions about never having passed peer review or buying a the journal?
ReplyDeleteSo I think it is safe to say that bigfoot does not exist.
ReplyDeleteThis much effort and people involved, years of work and come up with precisely fuck all evidence = no bigfoot.
Hmmm... I've been following this soap-opera for five years. Mr. Anon 2:54, what do YOU think is behind the tens of thousands of sightings? Is this all a cultural mythical phenomenon? Unfortunately, there are times when I agree with you. The field is full of charlatans. Haha, read Dom Jolly's "Scary Monsters and Super Creeps'. A Comedian, sure, but anyone reading this blog would enjoy his adventures. Tim, U.K.
DeleteWhen sykes says theres no monkey in north america then whats left for footers?
ReplyDeleteWe will go Troll or skepticaltards hunting. We know they exist. All we have to do is look in peoples basements, for most of them. The others there down in the Sewers.
DeleteBut this time, we don't need to hold back. Human or not, We're just shooting the shit's of society!
That'll be easy. They're the ones pointing at you and laffin. Pathetic smoketard.
DeleteSykes will base his findings on a handful of samples.
DeleteA hollow 'victory' for the sceptical footers.
MMG
Who's laffin?
DeleteKetchum needs maximum computing power in the way of a USB cable.
ReplyDeleteShe just invested in Ethernet Cords.
DeleteDid she help do the site for ObamaCare?
DeleteEvidence so great she can't figure it out,jeez
DeleteDoes she have any of the samples left to see if other labs come to the same conclusion.
DeleteShe is asking for donations of 3.5 floppy disks. She only needs 463,732 more disks and she will have enough memory for her data.
DeleteYou can get ample storage for a few hundred bucks. Getting some IT intern to program some data mining, clustering, matching etc. costs you nothing.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she even knows what DNA is... let alone how to interpret it.
DeleteAs long as she dresses like her old pic and gives up some ass
DeleteAss gas or grass nobody rides free
A missing comma makes the flatulent ride for free
Delete^LOL
DeleteCouldn't they get a picture of her that was in focus? Must everything related to Sas be blurry?
ReplyDeleteyes...and with Melba even moreso
DeleteHer site has been taken down.
ReplyDeleteI think the blurry photo is a kind of low budget way to soften the edges to look younger. Kind of a poor mans airbrush job like they do with celebrities. I guess if I was so drunk that she looked that blurry I might give her a tatering. But I would probably sober up half way thru it and think I was being raped by some sort of demonic succubus. The horror.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya man and I agree just don't stop drinking that shits creepy
DeleteBooze goggles for sure
DeleteThat does it Rummie. I'm willing to take one for the team to get to the bottom of this. :)
DeleteI knocked the snot out of this peehole many years ago when it was tighter than little sisters peehole.
DeleteYours sincerely, B.Clinton.
You still the man,Bubba
DeleteBill. Is it true you and Owen Wilson have screwed every attractive person in Hollywood except each other?
DeleteSometimes Mike,you just have to keep it in your pants until the clock strikes midnight if you catch my drift.
DeleteYours sincerely, B.Clinton.
I try. But once my friend took ambien and went shopping at Wal Mart in his sleep. You just never know what's going to happen when the lights go out. For the record sir I believed you about Monica and all those other whores too.
DeleteMonica who?
DeleteMike, we don't talk about the woman that lied about me.For the record,all I was doing was helping that woman with her trust fund.
Yours sincerely, B.Clinton.
Melbas whole world comes to a collapse 10minutes into episode 2
ReplyDeleteYes, when you publicly admit that you've been LYING for the last 10 months ...
DeleteWhen they say "betrayed" what they really mean is that the smarter ones either wised up and left or were kicked out.
ReplyDeleteMelba and Dick Ryder are in cahoots with each other. It was Hank that mind raped her taterhole.They filmed it and it will be in the After the Shot DVD for only $129.00.
DeleteAt the beginning of that scene you can catch Waynes shit bucket just off to the left.
Deletesounds legit
DeleteWHo needs a buckt? Henry May's mom just uses a snow shovel to fling it out the window.
DeleteMost of you are missing the fact that the proof is in the DNA itself. She proved the existence of an unknown human species beyond any reasonable doubt. You may not like her, the presentation, or the way things had to be done but it is what it is. There was too much bias, conspiracy and undercutting for this thing to even make it through what they call the scientific community. I will tell you that I have no faith in the scientific community after what they did to her for making he biggest scientific discovery since we discovered the world was not flat.
ReplyDeleteIn the end it will come around because all the proof/evidence is in the data.
Prove it!
DeleteAnon 4.04.
DeleteI think the problem with Ketchum was that she didn't really PROVE anything. plus
Listen Joe Black,you've carried her water far enough,come down off your cross
DeleteScott man. Rummies right. I don't believe anyone is good or bad wholly. But that boat took on water faster than you could bail it.
Delete404 sounds like Fitz.
DeleteTap out doofus. You're done.
She didn't prove anything because she didn't have the expertise and the paper sucked. She is in denial and so are you.
DeleteScott, you really are out of your leagues, so is Melba. Relax, someone will figure it out, eventually.
DeleteMelba is taping her own documentary as we speak. Entirely non-verbal, she will interpret the bigfoot Dna by using modern dance. Oh, and she'll have a green banana stuck up her butt.
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteThats must see TV
DeleteI would like to purchase a platinum membership to that dance video now
DeleteI'm so entirely shocked. This is without precedent. None of the puerile antics have ever been witnessed in the bugfart commun-itay.
ReplyDeleteLMAO....whoever supports this dumb hooker is a retard. Government coverups. LOL!!!!! Almostas funny as Joe Fitz's horse shit he copy/pastes all the time.
ReplyDeleteSigh....just...sigh.....lmao.....Footers......lol!
I knew I'd regret naming my first kid Musky. Fucking dammit.
ReplyDeleteDick Ryder is mine.
DeleteLol
DeleteAll Melba found was Sass Squat.
ReplyDeleteSasquatchers write their own comedy material. What a fucking joke. Idiots for idiots.
ReplyDeleteIts some funny shit,what do you want us to do,cry on the curb?
Delete451. I write my own material to entertain my business associates on this blog. It is mostly lowbrow stuff. Let us not judge lest we be judged. Little Wayne said that I believe.
DeleteAh Mike,perhaps the proof of bigfoot is better not to be left to the scientific world,in the end I believe the layman will prevail here.
DeleteRummie. Come this first weekend of November. We are going to do out damnedest.
Delete^huh?
DeleteTo get proof. I have assembled a team to not only instruct me on how to properly gather evidence, but hopefully capture some themselves.
Deleteno dis,but are paying money up front ?? ...if so i wanna know.....k?
DeleteSo lets be clear to all Ketchumites:
ReplyDeleteRobin Lynne (Melba’s right-hand woman) bought the domain through Robin’s daughter…Jessica Jordan… www.advancedsciencefoundation.org as the foundation for Melba’s online journal- DeNovo. Melba Ketchum registered the domain name www.denovojournal.com and pointed the domain name to Robin’s www.advancedsciencefoundation.org prior to go-live in February. I suspect Melba and Robin either ran out of money and could no longer afford www.denovojournal.com or they simply don’t have the mind-power to keep denovojournal pointed at advancedsciencefoundation.
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Interesting - it's my understanding that Robin has LITTLE kids.
DeleteLittle like small or little like invisible?
DeleteGonna Ketchum all, POKEMON!!
DeleteBigfoot is the undisputed Methamphetamine Laboratory King of Southeast Ohio.
ReplyDeleteAnd West Michigan.
DeleteHey PJ,
ReplyDeleteTthis site has been pretty boring lately. Will you please tell me some stories of Native American Folklore and how our libraries here in the states have so many compelling stories of a giant hairy people roaming our woods? Just for the hell of it, throw in some credible hunters stories too. I would appreciate it. Oh yeah...and if it's not too much to ask, do a big cheer for Dr. Sykes while you're at it. That always makes me "sweat"
With love from abroad,
YGNALI
Dear YGNALI. Would you please get him to toss in the Undiscovered White settlers Journals. Those are my faves.
DeletePokey Joe got a big pile of nothing--and I don't think he liked it.
DeleteYou're right. He didn't like it...He fuckin LOVED It "almost" as much as he loves himself.
DeleteShout out toYGNALI
ReplyDeleteJOE SELF SMOKED
ReplyDeletethe photo is just strange, next stop ghosttheory
ReplyDelete^It's already there.
DeleteMelba's DNA study has been verified independently. And yes, it there is absolutely a government conspiracy.
ReplyDelete^Oh, my goodness--you're serious, aren't you? Scary...
DeleteWell bend me over and pee in my butt.
ReplyDeleteAgain.
that's how ladies get pregnant. that and touching tummies.
Delete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Dr. Ketchum has proven Sasquatch is real. No doubt he'll be a big boost for the Bigfoot community...$$$
Plus, starting in January he can save you 15% or more on GEICO car insurance.
And right on cue, Melba has claimed that her site was hacked and has taken it down. How many times have we seen this happen?
ReplyDeleteThe site was hacked. Get your facts straight you stupid fucks with piss poor journalism intuition.
ReplyDeleteIt is still up---
Deletehttp://www.denovo-journal.com/
If Melba is so amazing and intelligent and has a full team of experts- why can't she get something figured out like a simple website?
freakin' hell!
Kinda hard to claim hacking if Robin's daughter registered the site.
ReplyDeleteI think one fact lost in all of this is the fact that the ZooBank thing is months old. Are they going to claim ZooBank was hacked, too?
ReplyDeleteTo much reading
ReplyDelete