Strange Howls In Snohomish Washington
What were the strange calls heard behind this woman's property in rural northwestern Washington. Listen carefully:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
What, no high noon firsting?
ReplyDelete...and an anti-first...
DeleteI love you guys, shawn never police the comments he is the champ.
DeleteHe does monitor the links though. Post one to your balls and you're out of here for 8 hours pal....
DeleteTEAM HOMOS!!!
DeleteHEEM LIKS YOO TAALK ABOOT VAGINA GUD CUZZ EET GUD
DeleteWhy would anyone post a link to their balls?
DeleteFIRST!
ReplyDelete^oh boy, horrific false first, congrats!!
DeleteBLARRRRRRRRRRRRRT
DeleteI got to troll some DOT workers this morning on the way in. Their MEN WORKING sign now says MEN TWORKING. I hope it's still there on the way home.
Delete^^^ Excellent twork
DeleteMMC
Good work NH.
DeleteIt sounds like a man calling out for his dog that ran away.
ReplyDeletecoyote, I asked my Grand Pap Horus Dule to give a hear..he say its a make coyote that just got him some.
ReplyDeletemy grand papy dush bag says its a house cat. he says a swift boot up the taterhole will sort it out
DeleteMmg and joe got absolutely obliterated, smoked, pwned, annihilated. Absolutely toasted like a blueberry bagel.
ReplyDeleteWe have had to suffer for months "SYKES IS COMING BLAH BLAH BLAH". Guess what he is here and he has fucking smoked your delusional preemptive jumping of the gun to support your magic ape fantasy.
Fucking toasted.
Joe I can understand. He is young and immature. But MMG there is no excuse I am afraid.
DeleteSo sayeth the obscure unknown anon troll. LOL hilarious.
DeleteI have to inform you... That Sykes has publicly stated on the BBC that his main objective was and still is; to find other species' of human on this planet. If he has found a new species of bear in that process, that is pretty amazing... But you have to be of a very high level of needing closure on something to over-see the fact that a bear in Asia does not disprove a Bigfoot in America.
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It is newspapers that have gone with the misinformation that Sykes has dismissed the existence of the Yeti because of the discovery of a new bear... If you would have read the previous blog page correctly, you would have noticed that.
For Sykes to still have that stance and still be associating with Footers, doesn't mean that MMG and myself have 'lost' what we suggested would happen... It merely means that we have to wait a little longer... Cause Sykes' obvious agenda has not been fulfilled yet.
Sorry to ruin your day.
Peace.
And there he goes again. joe joe joe joe joe what are we going to do with you buddy
DeleteWell you could attempt to counter my points and stop dribbling on the keyboard for a start?
DeletePeace.
9:15 smoked skeptard delirious and delusional from 24/7 diaper duty. Patty is just killing this wun.
DeleteBear Yeti it is all speculation until we hear the real findings from sykes. could it be a undiscovered bear yes defiantly. Could it be a yeti well it could. hell their is ever a chance its a alien sample.
DeleteOh... And no magic apes... Just giant hairy people.
DeletePeace.
How do you know that Joe. Maybe there is a giant hairy primate not related to humans
DeleteBecause as far as the States is concerned... That would have been found by now. A 'person' indicates higher intelligence and therefore better evasion skills.
DeletePeace.
Anon 9:15 is from the low end of the IQ scale . We apologize for letting dirt like that on here . We will do a better job next time monitoring and deleting stupid comments from stupid people.
DeleteFooled^
DeleteHey Joe. King of Reality here. Just to let you know your evasion skills are excellent because you always evade saying anything intelligent, and you always evade showing anything tangible for evidence, other than blurry garbage and hoaxed videos. To also drench you in REALITY, I'd like to point out that you are not a mythical "Bigfoot" because you do lack "higher intelligence."
DeleteScepter Pimp Slap on Your Tushy.
Schooled.
Joe....King of REALITY here again. To touch on your post from above. YOU, not the people in here, keep saying that they are trying to disprove you hairy people fantasy with Sykes' info so far. That is in correct. If you would pull your ugly head out of your ass, YOU would have actually read, and comprehended, what that person said. Instead it is YOU that decided to not counter what they said, and instead decided to deflect and make things up. The post clearly stated that your garbage bantering from weeks past about "Sykes is coming" and you knowing what he has, has left you in the dust. The person is completely right, and your follow up post therefore makes no sense. Now if you would like to make up more things and try and put words in other peoples' posts, go ahead...... I will continue to drench you in REALITY, so everybody can laugh at your retarded ass.
DeleteSO SAYETH THE KING OF REALITY!
SCEPTER SLAM ON YOU JOE!
SCHOOLED BOY! ABSOLUTELY SCHOOLED!
Now don't stutter out of fear, and start typing, just go change your mommy's linens.
'Evasion' would be calling names like a three year old without providing anything to counter my points.
DeleteThat is schooling and if you read my posts earlier, you would know that I am declaring a win against you, called a 'squabble-score'... I'm going to do this from now on to people like you, who can't provide anything other than name calling, because that is the limit of your capacity.
Nope... I put you in your place about a silly little misconception of what the results meant, and it upset you... That's why you want to attack and blurt out comments like that and to be honest... I couldn't really understand you.
That is reality and sometimes... Truth hurts bro.
Unlike you, Campz, or any of the haters, I am actually more preoccupied in the subject matter, not an obsessive little school yard game THAT YOU would rather focus on, as opposed to the facts of what is happening in the Sykes situation. It is very silly of you to suggest that anyone is deflecting, when you in fact are upset about the 'reality' dealing you had and then react the way you do because, let's face it... From the quality of your comment, you struggle to bring any level of debate to the table that could threaten anything I express on this blog.
It's pretty hilarious you call yourself 'long of reality', when in fact the 'reality' hurt you more than you can handle.
Here's a recap of the reality that upset you... For Sykes to still have that stance and still be associating with Footers, doesn't mean that MMG and myself have 'lost' what we suggested would happen... It merely means that we have to wait a little longer... Cause Sykes' obvious agenda has not been fulfilled yet. I have to inform you... That Sykes has publicly stated on the BBC that his main objective was and still is; to find other species' of human on this planet. If he has found a new species of bear in that process, that is pretty amazing... But you have to be of a very high level of needing closure on something to over-see the fact that a bear in Asia does not disprove a Bigfoot in America.
These are the things that are important to me... And the reality is?
Schooled... Again.
Remember... Make calling is a win for me?
DeleteOh what will you do????????
; )
Educated.
Like I said early this morning, PJ just went about pwning the shit out of himself today without me even being awake.
DeleteI'm enjoying the King of Reality though, it's so great watching PJ try and wiggle n worm his way out of all those bounced checks his mouth wrote.
Squabble-score!
Delete; )
Education can be free in the States!
Tonight I'll be raising a toast to the brave Dr Sykes and his intrepid team.
DeleteA defeat for footers? A killer blow? A final nail in the coffin?
Taken from a very recent book review:
For the most part the samples he has tracked down for analysis have turned out to be known species such as humans, bears or apes; however two samples taken towards the end of his quest will "change our understanding of human history,"
"Professor Sykes is a world authority on genetics and what he has to say about Yetis will shock the world".
So these two samples have NOTHING to do with bear hybrids being in places where they have no right to be.
We've done the BEAR guys. What will these two samples allude to/confirm?
MMG
; )
DeletePeace.
"But Hollywood Ro said 29 minutes?!"
Delete(Giggle)
A free version of American education served.
Whatever you fools say, whatever you fools say.
DeleteHow many times do you need to get beat down and shit on?
I'm beginning to believe sadomasichism runs deep in you poor, poor, gullible fools.
Whatever y'all say.....
I love how footers (especially keyboard footers an ocean away) think they can strike out 800 times a day and then try to fabricate a win from nothing.
"Whatever y'all say..... Whatever y'all say....."
Delete"VROOM VROOM"
; )
Only a fool would celebrate before the fat 'pretend hunter' sings.
Joe,go to bed.
DeleteThis is way too much fun.
DeletePeace.
He thinks it's no fun to make fun of his condition if he does a series of self-degradation tactics and lowers himself post by post.
DeleteNothing cheaper than self-degradation. That's the sign of low morals and no evidence. Learned it from Mike B no doubt.
He stands there in his three wolf moon t-shirt rubbing his own filth all over himself hoping the other asylum loonies don't rape him.
PJ can't deal in reality and science, because he doesn't have the first clue about either of them. Instead he hides in the paranormal corner, void of proof and dignity, screaming about how the voices in his head tell him unicorns exist and people are big meanies. Chasing ghosts for 30 years and what does he have to show for it? Self immolation, degradation, and a room smelling like stale farts and moldy newspaper clippings.
Run along and lick your festering wounds that Dr. Sykes left on your taterhole before it becomes gangrenous and Shawn is forced to post a picture of it on www.muldersworld.com
Courtesy of MMG...
Delete"Taken from a very recent book review:
For the most part the samples he has tracked down for analysis have turned out to be known species such as humans, bears or apes; however two samples taken towards the end of his quest will "change our understanding of human history,"
"But Hollywood Ro said 29 minutes?!"
(Giggle)
A free version of American education served.
; )
"B-b-but... VROOM VROOM??"
; )
(Giggle)
Peace.
DANAL STOOPID HEEM NUT SMAART LIKS JOE,JUSS CUZZ HEEM HAEVS VAGINA GUD GUD NUTS MAAKS HEEM SMAART,MELBUM GUD BEEG VAGINA GUD SYYKES NUT HAEV SEW NUTS LIKS HEEM BUTT LIKS JOE EEVAN HEEM NUTS GEETVAGINA GUD,EET GUD JOE,EET GUD
DeleteDan. Get this straight you fucking twit. It's called self deprecating humor. Never in my life have I used self degradation
DeleteDan. Check your email
Deletebrown noser^
Deletesounds digital, like someone call blastin
ReplyDeleteIt does sound a bit queer. Maybe they were butt blastin
DeleteI likes to get butt blasted.
DeleteHello Anon 11:16,do you like pretending to be my taterhole?xx
DeleteOnly on Friday. XOXO
DeleteWell i hope you enjoy it,sounds like fun xx
DeleteOh but I do, I do!XOXO
DeleteIf it's that good why not make it saturday as well? xx
DeleteYour taterhole can handle only so much butt bustin.XOXO
DeleteUse plenty of lube my love and i'm sure you'll be fine xx
DeleteWhat do we do about mud helmet though EVA?XOXO
DeleteI wouldn't know my sweet,when you've finished pretending to my taterhole maybe you can let me know xx
DeleteI let me know when we wipe my taterhole.XOXO
DeletePS.Can we stop quifing?It smells pretty bad and we know it!XOXO
DeleteI have no idea what your talking about xx
DeleteC'mon.This is your taterhole talking to you.I've talked to the freshly made gash and he says that it's you doing the quifing. So please,enough with the quifing.Please?
DeleteVAGINA GUD
DeleteIt's queefing, not quifing.
DeleteI'm told you do both equally well
Deletehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quifing
DeleteSounds like a cat calling at the door because it wants to come inside.
ReplyDeleteSUNDAY IS THE DAY OF RECTUMING
ReplyDeleteSounds like one of those screaming sheep/goats that hate crappy music.
ReplyDeleteThat was me! I was camping in that exact spot, and had to take a dump. I;'m constipated! That was me!
ReplyDeleteDayo---Daaheayo
ReplyDeleteDaylight come and me wanna go home
If you listen very carefully, you can tell that the sound is Clueless Joe squalling as Sykes drills his taterhole relentlessly while reciting his Yeti bear findings.
ReplyDelete"B-b-but... VROOM VROOM??"
Delete; )
(Giggle)
Peace.