Here's How You Capture Bigfoot In GTA5

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For gamers, if you complete Grand Theft Auto 5 100 percent, there's a secret mission called, "The Last One" where you'll get to meet Bigfoot. Once you capture him, you'll finally "solve" the mystery. Watch below:



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  1. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:00:00 AM PDT

    Three

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    1. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:01:00 AM PDT

      ...no first for thee...

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    2. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:56:00 AM PDT

      Congratulations. You've made yourself the biggest pariah on the site. Nobody responds to you. Like bigfoot, you do not exist. Good jog asshole.

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    3. Anti-First GuySunday, October 20, 2013 at 12:16:00 PM PDT

      ^Thank you, I have now accomplished what I set out to do, piss you all off. Good day!! Oh, and I did have a good jog this morning, thanks.

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    4. A Note on the TwerkTardsSunday, October 20, 2013 at 12:21:00 PM PDT

      If for decades or centuries eyewitness reported prehistoric bear sightings, and one pair of guys was able to get film footage of the creature, the JayRefing twerktards would by crying:

      Fake, liars, all are mistaken or all are liars, film shows rare bear has a diaper butt, the filmers dressed up a known bear to match the rare bear, the proportions match exactly a known bear or some kind of bloke in suit, that the rare bear's enormously long front legs are an "exact match" to Bob H's arms, and ad nauseum.

      No matter what rare supposedly extinct/not existing thing is reported by no matter how many eyewitnesses and even filmed, the JayRefing twerktards decry it as false, fake, lies, hoaxes, and attack anyone remotely related to or connected to the filmers, including innocent family members.

      Character assassinations in situ.

      Way to keep on tardin', twerktarding hypocrites.

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    5. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 5:44:00 PM PDT

      Dude man, that's there thing you know? I pity em, I really do. amazing Randi mixes their kool aid....just right. make no mistake its all about the kool aid, not the truth.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:02:00 AM PDT

    Two

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  3. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:03:00 AM PDT

    one

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  4. skunkey monkeySunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:04:00 AM PDT

    Blast off !!!

    hey Harry B.

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  5. Fozzie Sunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:09:00 AM PDT

    -1st

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    1. skunkey monkeySunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:19:00 AM PDT

      You go Bear! Congrads <B-)

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    2. Fozzie Sunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:23:00 AM PDT

      :-D

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    3. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:36:00 AM PDT

      How does he do it? Damn firsting bear!

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    4. skunkey funkey monkeySunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:22:00 AM PDT

      Isn't something good coming on tonite on the glow box? Oh yea the Walking Dead..I can't get BBC tru my rabbit ears, too much fur <B-)-'

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    5. pussinbootsSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:41:00 AM PDT

      Hello Skunkey funkey monkey,that's a bit of a mouth full,can i call you SFM for short?hows things?xx

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    6. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:44:00 AM PDT

      literally chillin with something dangling between the legs^

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    7. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:47:00 AM PDT

      Lol

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    8. pussinbootsSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:49:00 AM PDT

      There are lots of strange sayings in America,explain please xx

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    9. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:51:00 AM PDT

      Eva R is just a bored JREFer trolling you all as a pre op crazy cat woman footer

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    10. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:56:00 AM PDT

      True dat. True dat.

      - stand-in guy

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    11. The True Dat GuySunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:10:00 AM PDT

      True dat.True dat.

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    12. pussinbootsSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:15:00 AM PDT

      That's not even slightly true,but Bigfoot is xx

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    13. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:19:00 AM PDT

      Sorry, but True Dat Guy is the most credible voice in the bigfoot community.

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    14. The True Dat GuySunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:27:00 AM PDT

      True dat.True dat.

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  6. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:43:00 AM PDT

    gifting bowl...check...gifting bag...check...gifting basin...check...gifting recyclable tote...check...bigfoot...

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  7. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:44:00 AM PDT

    I advise all footers to buy this game.



    Closest you'll ever come to finding a bigfoot.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:52:00 AM PDT

      true dat true dat

      -stand in guy for the stand in guy

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    2. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:09:00 AM PDT

      Bigfoot isn't bullshit.

      Bigfoot is BIG NEWS.

      It's why you guys are here....

      MMG

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    3. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:20:00 AM PDT

      I'm actually here because I find the extremely gullible to be highly entertaining. Thanks for your participation!

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    4. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:41:00 AM PDT

      Dude, don't put yourself down so much.

      Being a JREF cultist does make you the one of the most gullible of folks on the planet but we welcome all sorts here.

      MMG

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    5. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:57:00 AM PDT

      ^ wtf?

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    6. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 12:08:00 PM PDT

      Yes 11:20, I agree. The proliferation of JREFers who populate this blog ensures it is riddled with the extremely gullible.

      MMG appears to be ironclad and no JayRefer seems able to crack the armour.

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    7. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 12:47:00 PM PDT

      ^ lollers

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  8. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:51:00 AM PDT

    huh! they called bigfoot mythical.. thats cold.

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  9. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 9:54:00 AM PDT

    what the hell is mulder doing over on the pgf threads?

    he actually thinks the PGF is real?

    I thought that was reserved for only the craziest of the crazies... damn mulder....

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    1. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:08:00 AM PDT

      He'll be laughing at the robot Patty and suit in Al's office theories.

      Who could blame him? Great entertainment!

      MMG

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    2. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:10:00 AM PDT

      wow just wow^

      fooled by a couple of cowboys having a good laugh dressing their mate up in a female bigfoot costume

      I bet they had a good old laugh playing with the titties after bob h put the suit on. Must have been some great memories for the guys, good laughs.

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    3. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:14:00 AM PDT

      Lol pwned

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    4. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:23:00 AM PDT

      Pwned? Really? Stop responding to your own posts.

      Possibly one of the most embarrassing posts made on this subject ever.

      Skeptical footers facepalming in unison as they read your nonsensical ramblings.

      MMG

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    5. KING BLOODY KONG BABYSunday, October 20, 2013 at 12:11:00 PM PDT

      Yeah, Patty was a cyborg, or a robot, or no Roger wore a suit, no Bob G wore a suit, no no no Bob H wore a suit, the muscles are simulated by water filled sacks, the proportions are identical to Bob H's, no no no arm extensions were used.

      All FAIL.

      The decades of flunkdom from the JayRefing twerktards takes your breath away.

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  10. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:10:00 AM PDT

    isn't the sykes doc on now.. any bootleg links or broadcasts going on.?

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    1. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:50:00 AM PDT

      1 hour 10 mins, get a uk proxy to channel 4s website to view

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    2. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:22:00 AM PDT

      shizzle.. i think im in. thanks for info.

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  11. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:19:00 AM PDT

    SYKES TONIGHT SKEPTARDS!

    BUCKLE UP!!!

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  12. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:30:00 AM PDT

    shoot the news has already been out for days. sykes says yeti exists via 100% dna proof. and yeti is a bear.. I guess its all over folks. no yeti no bigfoot. anyone got a rope..

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  13. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:37:00 AM PDT

    Is bigfoot gonna be proved tonight? I'm new here and just want to fit in.

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  14. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:39:00 AM PDT

    MMG and Joe are conspicuously absent today. Thought this was their day of glory?

    Vroom, vroom?

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    1. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:47:00 AM PDT

      vroom vroom!!!

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    2. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:06:00 AM PDT

      Guys just back from a trip to the coast.

      Got access to the show thankfully.

      I'm buckled up and ready for anything.

      Bring it basement boys!

      MMG

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    3. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:09:00 AM PDT

      credit to you for sticking in there MMG, but the only possible outcome is an absolute smoking, see you on here for live updates

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    4. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:32:00 AM PDT

      I'm practising my clenching as we speak.

      Some very excitable folks around just now.

      I'm am however remaining cool and calm.

      What ya got for us Doctor....

      MMG

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    5. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:43:00 AM PDT

      It rhymes with equatorhole

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  15. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 10:43:00 AM PDT

    1 hour 15 mins folks till it starts

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  16. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:53:00 AM PDT

    Tick tock, tick tock, Sykes has arrived.....

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  17. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 11:59:00 AM PDT

    'They're here'

    MMG

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  18. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 12:15:00 PM PDT

    First ad break... no monkey


    Vroom vroom joe!

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  19. AnonymousSunday, October 20, 2013 at 12:59:00 PM PDT

    Result - Polar Bear

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