Thursday, October 10, 2013

Guy Shoots Bigfoot, Says He Knows Exactly How Justin Smeja Feels


Here's a fascinating interview from the Crypto Crew about a hunter who encountered two Bigfoots and managed to shoot one of them. According to the hunter, government agents were sent to investigate and pictures were taken. As these types of stories goes, the government made sure nothing gets leaked and the witness keeps his mouth shut. The hunter tells us he wants to remain anonymous, especially after the ridicule Justin Smeja received over the years after coming forward with his encounter.



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    1. Maybe he came upon a sasquatch birthing station.

      Jeeeee-zus. Another missed opportunity because of some dumb-ass red-neck getting trigger happy and leaving the scene.

      Anyway they were just bears. Maybe mutated but bears nonetheless.

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    1. Good call, thats what I was thinking as well...hahahahahaha

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  3. ,,,,Sore because all they do is sit in their moms' basement and finger each others assholes all day......gaywads..

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    1. You speak with such authority on the subject. Its absolutely all you pervert. Do us all a favor and keep your creepiness to yourself, you aren't fooling anyone.

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    2. ...Wow, they sound like real weirdos...Its a shame people like that come and troll this great venue for firsting.....

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  4. So many bullshit postings, so little time.

    Why is there never "Guy shoots bigfoot, actually has the body. Says' 'We gon' eat good this winter!'"

    This is partially why no one ever believes a damn thing people say about bigfoot. Ain't it just like a lie to conveniently disappear in the blink of an eye only to have crazy story told about it later.

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    1. Did you read any further then the headline?
      "As these types of stories go, the government made sure nothing gets leaked and the witness keeps his mouth shut"
      Geez, why do you even come here?

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    2. Im Dan Campbell, I gave up trying to get laid so now I just troll Bigfoot sites, durrrrr....

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    3. Yet no tangible proof of some giant conspiracy to hide the existence of bigfoot. It's all a convenient copout for people with zero scientific evidence.

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    4. A convenient cop out... Like suggesting there's no scientific evidence when science refuses to investigate in the first place?

      That's a convenient cop out Campz. Funny... I don't see you blog on the Sykes blog pages anymore??

      Peace bro.

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    5. Science has investigated bigfoot for a long time but every time the results come out negative for any bigfoot.

      Science has given bigfoot 100x the coverage as unicorns.

      I'm in full belief that Sykes study won't show anything about bigfoot but if it does then great.

      PreSykes hype train is just like Ketchum's project hype. Yet I still don't see any skeptics eating crow.

      Sykes films a British Monsterquest, doesn't find anything bigfoot, life goes on with no bigfoot.

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    6. It'll be a quick name change and back out with all those enthusiast stances you had before then, eh Campz?

      It'll be good to finally have you on side.

      Peace.

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    7. My life will alter in no way regardless of Sykes outcome. It's not that important to my day to day activities. It's something that has a bit of mystery to it and is entertaining because of the clowns who obsess with the field but as it were it has no pertaining to my day to day activities.

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    9. Oh... And science hasn't given Bigfoot more coverage than unicorns... The people who have actually seen a real creature have. Science has manufactured a situation where if they don't respond, it's left to numb nuts of every day life to base their ridicule on something science 'surely would acknowledge if real?'

      More denialism from king bitter... It'll be good to finally have you on side.

      Peace.

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    10. You are the creep extraordinaire, PJ. You basically say "I'm taking you on a date later, I can't wait to be inside you."

      You, your tranny, and MMG are a purrfect match for each other.

      May I suggest putting the chloroform rag down and take off your rosé-colored lenses. Welcome to the real world, no bigfoot here but there's taxes.

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    11. Oh come on Campz, we ALL know it's all very, very important to you... Why else would you be here?

      If it wasn't important to you, then you simply wouldn't be here and wouldn't militantly scoff at people for publicly expressing the same faith as you did in this subject. You simply can't expect anyone to think anything else.

      We all know you believe in this creature bro... I don't expect you to admit it, especially to someone you hate as much as me on a public thread.

      One request... If Sykes presents the world with evidence if Yeti, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, would you still hate me? Hate me more??

      Peace.

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    12. I'm calling it a night anyway Campz... One, I'm knackered and two... Before you completely deflect from productive debate again and get personal. I think people are bored enough of that now.

      I don't hate you Campz.

      Peace.

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    13. Not that important to your day to day activities you say dan, that might not sound so stupid if you didn't spend most of your day on a bigfoot blog

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    14. I don't know about you people but on average I spend less than 1 full minute typing responses. Cpl that with the 5-15 posts, I spend less than 20 minutes a day interacting here. That is hardly 'most of my day.'

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    15. Dan is my favourite footer.

      He must be very twitchy just now however as Sykes may have some real bad news...

      MMG

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    16. Oh God that creeper dude has shown up again.

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    17. Not Joe the guy who is infatuated with breast implants.

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    18. As long as they are on a chick

      MMC

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    19. It's not important says Campbell, yet he composes lengthy comments about it, yeah right. The fakers are easy to point out, they pretend there's nothing to this subject that so strangely fascinates them still. No proof of cover-ups? Guess why, it's being blocked by 'em.

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  5. This guy is lying.

    He had me until he began redundantly ticking off hot button indicators many past interviewers have pointed to as elements of authenticity. Feigning a lack of knowledge of the subject, yet referencing Smeja(bear DNA), that allegedly a juvenile squatch was killed....the vibe is he's pandering to the interviewer, or at least he thinks he is. I got the impression the interviewer smelled poo about 45 mins in, when this guy starts dropping triple Enoch wrinkle, (like he's staring at the book cover), flat nose, wide mouth, basketball head......then we move on to ridiculously transparent attempt at describing what he's obviously read or seen images of the "mid tarsal break", followed by a pointed reference to the "inline trackway",.......c'mon bro' you tried way too hard.

    It's probably a skeptard desiring a bit of fun with all of us 'footers.' BUT..... He totally overshot, which shows his own ignorance/stupidity.

    I think Sasquatches roam the forests of North America in greater numbers than most speculate. I've had my own personal encounter with them. I don't and won't share that encounter. I feel fortunate to have experienced it, and that is enough for me.

    I also recognize yarn spinners, and when someone is making up a story. This guy is using the same tactics that the cracker jack in Florida used in a pathetic attempt to get inside Autumn Williams. Lots of descriptive and layered details, feigned emotive reaction, on top of spoon fed descriptors of what most interviewers deem as blinking indicators of authenticity. BUT......A CLASSIC OVERSHOOT! NICE TRY!

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    1. My thoughts exactly^^^^^^^^^^!

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    2. That was a good post..Saw a few like this today from people that are interested in this part of cryptozoology--evaluating alleged anecdotal evidence...

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    3. Tom, you're the yarn-spinner. How 'bout them apples?

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    4. Tom I agree. When he mentioned the mid tarsal break I was convinced this was a sham.

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  6. Wow! A footer that actually offers an objective evaluation of proposed evidence!

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  7. Who the fuck believes any of this shit?

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    1. Probably a lot of the same Zen Yeti folk who buy Smeja's bullcrap

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  8. Yep another lame ass BS story. Fish story central!!!!

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    1. Hahahahaha!!!!!!Now that's PHUNNY right there.

      LMFAO!!!!

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  10. More stupid! More made-up nonsense! More lies! More nothing for the bigfoot believers. Stuuuuuuuupid.

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  11. Smeja already trimmed this mark. Cool it carny guy. It's his pigeon.

    HOAXMUNKYTHATFUNKYMUNKY

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  12. how big was the squatches rod???????

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  13. HUGE,I WALKED FUNNY FOR WEEKS AFTER THE USE OF A WHEEL CHAIR,AND IT WAS WORTH IT ALL BRO.

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  14. Smeja is a lying sack of hoaxing crap.

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  15. Sounds like he's trying to hit all the bigfoot characteristics even though he didn't see the things that long.
    I also have my doubts about a lot of other things in his story.

    I did look up the area indicated by the map and found a ridge/wall like he's talking about on google earth. It looks like it has multiple areas where deer could cross but I can't be sure but I have to wonder about about whether or not he ever walked the length of it. I've also seen deer walk for miles in a day so deer could always walk around the wall and I think a hunter would probably know that.

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  16. His description fits Rick Dyers bigfoot !

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  17. Sounds like a guy who called Dyer's show a lot. Dyer wannabe. Of COURSE it sounds like Dyer's Bigfoot. Hit all the right chords.

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  18. What a tw@t! Shooting something that looks human/bear/ape. etc? This bloke should do the right thing and shove a gun up his arse and pull the trigger!!
    All you inbreds seem happy that someone has shot and killed something - W@nkers!!!

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