Fringe News: DNA Proves Yeti is a Bear, Human Origins Questioned, ParaBreakdown Returns
Join Rev. Jeff as he looks into the Yeti/Bear DNA Claims, Tyler Hugging efforts hit the news in Calgary, ParaBreakdown beats the trolls, Human Origins in Question and much more. Watch the video for all the details.
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Proves only that whatever was sampled came from a bear. No one can state the sample came from a Yeti.
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Delete"Mmmhmmm... Could it be that I've piped up prematurely???"
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You are over looking the fact that the study was fairly exhaustive--he tested almost all the purported yeti evidence collected the last 60 years...
DeleteI think you are right though with respect to the American samples...The fact Justin's boots and a few things like that came up bear means little....
It's still game on folks!
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could it be were talking about teleportation.
ReplyDeleteSince Sykes apparently stated that he can talk about the FAILURES but not about the SUCCESSES of the DNA study before the peer review is complete, AND Sykes is not talking about the Bigfoot DNA aspects of the DNA study, a Wise Man can only conclude that the Bigfoot DNA aspects WERE A SUCCESS! Yipee! Which can only leave that Wise Man to draw the conclusion that Daniel Campbell is both wrong and has proven that scientists are not all cracked up to what they are supposed to be. Which is, neutral until the results come out. And Daniel certainly is not neutral on Bigfoot. Too bad he doesn't own a tent, a sleeping bag, and a powerful microphone. Which are the 3 basic scientific instruments for proving the existence of paranormal forest people, when 4th dimensional video cameras are not yet available. So how do those 3 simple items work together to prove the existence of Bigfoot where science has failed, the Wise Man asks?
ReplyDeleteWise Man, here is how:
1. Drive to remote and quiet forest location and pitch tent where nobody has camped before. There must be exactly ZERO background noise, so you can't go to your neighborhood park or be within 10 miles of an active road.
2. Set microphone out far enough that it cannot capture your own screams of terror.
3. Run wires back to inside tent.
4. Climb into sleeping bag.
5. Put headphones on that are attached to wiring, and listen to bipedal footsteps walking slowly and stealthily around camp, while seeming to take care that you cannot hear them if you had only your ears to rely upon.
6. Remove headphones and note how quiet the forest is, with no footstep noises.
7. Put headphones back on and listen to the footstep crunching of the Bigfoot walking around your camp. You can look outside your tent for the Bigfoot, but you won't see him no matter how hard you look, because he will be INVISIBLE. Which Daniel Campbell cannot deal with.
8. When you grow tired of this, everytime this foot comes down, you say out loud, "CRUNCH". So you would then be saying, "CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH", etc.
9. This causes great embarassment with the Bigfoot so that he will vaporize into thin air, as he was practicing honing his stealth skills by walking around your camp, and now he just figured out that he had miscalculated your hearing ability. Very embarassing. Egg on face.
10. Now that silence has returned, you can try and go to sleep, if you can.