We knew sloths were slow creatures, but we really had no idea how lazy they can be. Watch this interestingly cool sloth facts video with illustrations:
STEVIE, Shit Stevie I didn't even know that it had happend if there's anything I can do brother if you rebuild I'll do all the electric work free of charge except materials just let me know you got my text and cell number just text actually ill be home tomorrow after and I'm serious all the electric free just let me know what's up brother ill catch you later sorry about that
Hey Harry B. I text you the other day if those are still the same numbers. If not, mine info is still the same. I am glad to hear from you and thank you for such a generous offer. Hope all's well with you and yours. Take care of that back so we can go on a investigation?
Dick Ryders bigfoot is presented as exhibit A in the trial of Hank vs the State of Texas. The accused stands charged with stealing pork ribs and turning over a dumpster behind home depot. Yeah some assfuck slit that dog's throat. He's a platinum piece of shit for that.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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DeleteShit Stevie I didn't even know that it had happend if there's anything I can do brother if you rebuild I'll do all the electric work free of charge except materials just let me know you got my text and cell number just text actually ill be home tomorrow after and I'm serious all the electric free just let me know what's up brother ill catch you later sorry about that
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DeleteI text you the other day if those are still the same numbers. If not, mine info is still the same. I am glad to hear from you and thank you for such a generous offer. Hope all's well with you and yours. Take care of that back so we can go on a investigation?
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ReplyDeleteI didn't realize the evidence for bigfoot was this compelling.
ReplyDeleteThe only evidence for bigfoot is Rick Dyers bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteDick Ryders bigfoot is presented as exhibit A in the trial of Hank vs the State of Texas. The accused stands charged with stealing pork ribs and turning over a dumpster behind home depot. Yeah some assfuck slit that dog's throat. He's a platinum piece of shit for that.
ReplyDeleteRick Dyer= Rick Killer. All in the name of science! Three cheers for Rick! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!
ReplyDeleteI was a Sloth once, two years ago one day... it took me 3 weeks just to get out of bed.
ReplyDelete3 weeks to get out of bed in one day?xx
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