Why can't we find Bigfoot? Because they are being eaten by giant snakes!! Now, we just need to find the snake. I'll bet John Jones can rustle one up on one of his fantasy expeditions.
More tardisms from the skeptard network of anonymous basement dwelling haterade sippers. Truly getting comical they way MMG and Joe humiliate you fools daily now.
Duh, okay "Hank". You footers simply have to quit believing something is true because you wish it hard enough. Joe is an industrial sized douchebag with a very tiny nozzle. He seems to have impressed three people of questionable intelligence and a post op. Congrats!
So far he has pretty much exhausted the triangle between the computer, the bathroom and the refigerator. He's got to build up some ankle strength before he attempts to go outside.
The only explanation would be that the peers have reviewed it, and sent it back for major revisions. Probably foremost amongst those revisions would be 'leave the garbage about bigfoot out'.
them chinks, will still eat that dog!! the snake could have spit it out in a pile of shit ,and they would still eat it! little bit of rice they got it made.......
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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MMG, Game ON!!
DeleteWhooooo!!!! Bring it Anon!!
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I find python regurgitating dog much less nauseating than the communal buttsucking that goes on daily between certain members of our entourage.
DeleteAnd Rush still sucks. They're like Heart, with one less boob.
Later, TurdSmokers!
Regurgitating python is, by far, the most credible snake in the bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteWrong! That title has been held by Jeff Meldrum for three years running!
DeleteYou got me there. I withdraw my statement. :)
DeleteWhy can't we find Bigfoot? Because they are being eaten by giant snakes!! Now, we just need to find the snake. I'll bet John Jones can rustle one up on one of his fantasy expeditions.
ReplyDeleteLamest of trolling.
DeleteThat snake will most likely regurgitate the remnants of your diminishing IQ....
MMG
^^Pwned by MMG!! POW!!
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha!!! That was a good one MMG!!
DeletePeace.
Thanks Joe. I hear you have something that we'll like too.
DeleteLooking forward to reading!
MMG
We'll have some fun at least bro.
Delete; )
Peace.
joe is scared to post the pictures as he knows they are worthless garbage
DeleteThat was weak, at best. And Joe has written a dissertation on the two things he really knows:
DeleteJACK and SHIT.
MMG, be careful with those IQ remarks--from what I've read from you, I'm guessing your IQ is exceptionally...average.
DeleteThis looks like a scene from one of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies.
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ReplyDeleteMore tardisms from the skeptard network of anonymous basement dwelling haterade sippers. Truly getting comical they way MMG and Joe humiliate you fools daily now.
ReplyDeleteDuh, okay "Hank". You footers simply have to quit believing something is true because you wish it hard enough. Joe is an industrial sized douchebag with a very tiny nozzle. He seems to have impressed three people of questionable intelligence and a post op. Congrats!
DeleteFor joe I was just reading about u out there hunti g were about are u looking how big a area
ReplyDeleteSo far he has pretty much exhausted the triangle between the computer, the bathroom and the refigerator. He's got to build up some ankle strength before he attempts to go outside.
DeleteNow questionable source says Sykes study postponed until March 2014.
ReplyDeleteWould this second postponement fit if he was finding only known animals in results?
Would you need two extensions so far just to show coyote, elk?
That sounds doubtful.
These postponements though create worry of some day becoming never, for whatever reason, whatever pressure Sykes or Oxford may be under.
The only explanation would be that the peers have reviewed it, and sent it back for major revisions. Probably foremost amongst those revisions would be 'leave the garbage about bigfoot out'.
DeletePwned by Randi again.
It's passed the peer view the 3 samples are done and confirmed all match same species just doing revisions . Bio Tech and Testing labs
ReplyDeleteDon't you ever wonder about the integrity of a study whose results are pre-known by every slob with webbed armpits on BFE?
DeleteWhat's going to happen next ? Du du du?
ReplyDeleteI've had a bear at my house 3 nights now !woh
ReplyDelete^ I imagine you've lost a fortune in gifting baskets
Deleteits ok folks, joe has a blurry ambiguous photo of some trees to show us
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them chinks, will still eat that dog!! the snake could have spit it out in a pile of shit ,and they would still eat it! little bit of rice they got it made.......
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ReplyDeletecool! and I put two quarters in your coin slot eyes!!!!
DeleteAnd we have a new poster child for BULIMIA.
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