Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:

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ReplyDelete...Get the heck outta here firsters...
DeleteBaboon that engages in forcible touching, a class C felony, is the most credible voice in bigfooting these days...
ReplyDeleteI,WANT that little babboon to PLAY WITH MY PINK SNAPPER!! as always mellissa h.
DeleteYou are the most incredible voice in hoaxing.
DeleteI KNOW !! as always mellissa h.
DeleteThis baboon has conclusively proven that baboons are directly related to Robert Lindsay.
DeleteUm.. No that was an adult female.
DeleteYep, Man evolved from Baboons alright, but not by much!
ReplyDeleteThank god Kenny Powers is back on HBO.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat.True dat.
DeleteDating, mating or masturbating?
DeleteShe says "And baboons actually love grapes." While it makes the face of a werewolf and gropes. Somebody get a shotgun. Maybe they like hot lead too.
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She says "And baboons actually love grapes." While it makes the face of a werewolf and gropes. Somebody get a shotgun. Maybe they like hot lead too.
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This by far is the most compelling video of Bigfoot I have seen in 50 years.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure this isn't the Lodi Grope Festival?
ReplyDeleteIn nature, primates smile when they are scared or nervous. Therefore, that was a "trained" smile.
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