This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDelete...isn't first...
DeleteBlue lobster is the most credible voice in the crustacean community.
DeleteBlue lobster destined to be donated to an aquarium and gawped at by fat Cape Cod tourists is the most credible voice in the bigfoot community...
ReplyDeleteNo this lobster is destined to be in my belly
DeleteYo Harry! They just put a Blue Lobster restaurant down the road and it's shrimp week. Isn't a shrimp just a tiny lobster?
DeleteI think so I'm not much of a fish fan so I'm not certain but I do know a lobster is just a big crayfish like they eat in Louisiana they are green when they catch them and red when they cook them I know shrimp are classified as crustacean I don't know what crayfish and lobsters are and I don't really care enough to look it up soooo......
DeleteLol
Oh duh dude wrote it up above and I'd imagine they are since shrimp is a shellfish
DeleteJust like me, I like em fried. So how's Harry these daze? You were gone for so long and missed.
DeleteEhh my back is still killin me and life's a bitch so I got a hard hat lol other then that shit really got a new job down here for a bigger electric company they do 2600 homes a year so enough to keep me busy other then that same shit new day and yeah I had to keep my word to a buddy so I didn't come by for a minute
DeleteLife's good when you wake up above ground. I used to have this Herman Munster pull string doll(I mean action figure)when I was a kid. Every time you pulled the string, it would say "Cheer up, it's bound to get worse". Now I live by these words. Welcome home Harry B!
DeleteLobster and butter, Yum!
ReplyDeleteLobster and diaper butter.
DeleteI have never had it that way before....
DeleteWelcome to the brand new Blue Lobster Evidence website. No Blueblobstersquatch guarantee.
ReplyDeleteLame
Deletemidget in a suit
ReplyDeleteIt's cold deep, deep, deep, down there in the ocean. No wonder it's blue.
ReplyDeleteCold I just thought it was sad it was gonna be eaten
DeleteWaaaa waaaa I'll be here all week lol
harry bedpanini
DeleteWho gives a fuck Shawn? Go fuck yourself with a blue lobster!
ReplyDeleteObviously you do because you are so upset you might poo yourself go talk to Paraphilic infantilism guy he might have extra diapers and then you 2 can both be on diaper duty
DeleteLOL "diaper duty"
DeleteBlame the footers. If there was anything worth posting Shawn would be all over it. But there never is so...
ReplyDeleteAre you pro-diaper butt or anti-diaper butt?
aw does Paraphilic infantilism guy need a friend?
Deleteraging butthurt footer needs a popsicle up his poopshoot
Delete^ is that part of your diaper duty?
DeleteI gave up footer diaper duty when they sent me to Henry May's apartment. Fucking gross.
DeleteNobody likes a quitter
DeleteA whole string of skeptards on diaper duty, a phrase I originally posted on a previous BEB post today, and they are still on it, round the clock. Obsessed with gigantic diaper butts they are, obsessed with big bitten butts, obsessed with great hairy buttocks of intimidating proportions. For they are the skeptards on diaper duty. Dupes. Dupes on diaper duty.
DeleteDupetards on Diaper Duty.
Ah skeptards, you are figures of fun to us! We thank you.
"Diaper Duty" brilliant
DeleteBlue Lobster you will get...like it, you will.
ReplyDeleteYODA
Height estimate is well over 8 foot. I'm well over 2m so I know that.
ReplyDelete^ unashamed of his breasticles
Delete^proud of one's testibreasts.
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