Breakdown: Bigfoot of The San Juans
BREAKING: Finding Bigfoot Production Company Seeks Filming Permit In Virginia
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
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ReplyDelete...get the heck outta here firsters!!...
DeleteThird, but I was first on the Melba post..haha..
ReplyDeleteWhen i have sex i also perspire a lot. I get a sweaty back, chest, and ass mostly...the most concerning is the sweaty ass.
ReplyDeleteEven when i masturbate for like 15-20 minutes my ass gets pretty sweaty. Sweaty enough to leave a sweat mark on my boxers.
If i am walking up stairs or doing something normal i can start to feel my ass getting sweaty. sometimes i am walking up the stairs to go to class or something i will go to the bathroom and wipe my ass before class starts. Sometimes when wipe the sweat of my ass, there will be sh*t residue even tho i know i wiped my ass thoroughly after the last time i defecated.
This is a very embarrassing thing to talk about, so i have not mentioned it to anyone.
I shower every day and every time i change my underwear i smell a stinky ass aroma that is very displeasing. I am concerned and conscious about this, especially worried that girls will smell it while we fornicate.
Mike Honcho
^Liar!! The real Moncho does not fornicate with women!! He prefers male taterhole!!
DeleteWhen i have sex i also perspire a lot. I get a sweaty back, chest, and ass mostly...the most concerning is the sweaty ass.
DeleteEven when i masturbate for like 15-20 minutes my ass gets pretty sweaty. Sweaty enough to leave a sweat mark on my boxers.
If i am walking up stairs or doing something normal i can start to feel my ass getting sweaty. sometimes i am walking up the stairs to go to class or something i will go to the bathroom and wipe my ass before class starts. Sometimes when wipe the sweat of my ass, there will be sh*t residue even tho i know i wiped my ass thoroughly after the last time i defecated.
This is a very embarrassing thing to talk about, so i have not mentioned it to anyone.
I shower every day and every time i change my underwear i smell a stinky ass aroma that is very displeasing. I am concerned and conscious about this, especially worried that guys will smell it while we fornicate.
Mike Honcho
^Now that's what I thought... lol.
DeleteI should have said "prefers to get taterholed by Men"
DeleteI shower every day and every time i change my underwear i smell a stinky ass aroma that is very displeasing. I am concerned and conscious about this, especially worried that guys will smell and see it while we fornicate.
DeleteMike Honcho
LMFAO!! Great stuff.
DeleteWhy does my boyfriend's butt smell funny?
DeleteI have told him so many times that his butt is giving off a bad odor. I can smell his butt when he walks by me or if we are sitting together on the couch, or in bed, or in a car. I can also smell the residual lingerings of his funk when he gets up. He leaves skid marks in all of his boxers. This problem is getting seriously gross. I have asked him to wash his butt better but he still smells!
Mike Honchos boyfriend
You're killing me, that Lemon G I puffed and your humor is a great pick me up tonight, thanks!!
Deletei want to lick this guys asshole but im afraid it might be gross. im so addicted and used to porn that i think everything in real life is the way it is in the porn world. i see these guys with nice fat juicy asses and dirty assholes and i just want to lick them. but im afraid that if i try that shit in REAL life on some regular guy i might get shit on my tongue. what if i stick my face in some guys ass and the smell is unbearable? or what if he lets out a fart?
Deletei dont know what to do. i have a craving for some asshole, but im afraid the assholes of regular guys arent gonna be as pretty as the ones i see in porn. please help
Mike Honcho
He butthurt footers-
ReplyDeleteThings are slow, and Shawn's recycling all of the old garbage, so do you think you guys could make your posts...funny? It would be such a nice change from this sophomoronic garbage that you are inflicting upon some of the better trolls around.
What NA said^^. Y'all are like bunch of 4th graders, I swear. You're not funny, you're boring. Do better.
DeleteWouldn't it have been awesome if a large grizzly about 1500lbs would have ran out from behind that rock? How quick could a man run with a large hot fuzzy ass gorilla suit on. Those big ass fuzzy feet on those wet slick creek rock, grizzly jerking fuzz from his tightly clinched ass cheeks. And all the while the cam steady capturing the whole nasty chase. That clown would certainly have soiled the blessed suit at first glance at brother bear. I would buy that video and join the monthly club for that classic. It's going to happen, to many scammers in the woods, to many idiots that wouldn't know a fresh bear track from a penny loafer. Just wait, bait is getting thick bear numbers on the rise.
DeleteSince I am not a footer, nor does my butt hurt, I am not able to oblige the 'archaic ad hominem' or 7:04 the whiner.
DeleteYou'll notice though if you call out 'Sceptard' or 'Scepfool' they'll dance on command. They accept the monickers and reply obediently. They know who they are, anyway.
It goes like this:
'Hey scepfool?!'
'Yeah? Huh? Wha'?'
Interesting, that.
hell yes anon710 These fuck sticks are gonna pay for their pranks some day. I hope I'm there to see it or it's caught on tape. Meldrums big dumb ass stumbling around might get munched or monkey maker or Big Bung snifing Bo bO. THEY ALL ARE ON THE MENU.
DeleteCome on, don't be shy. Keep it short, simple.
ReplyDeleteJoe got fucking smoked.
See?
Come on, don't be shy. Keep it short, simple.
DeleteMike Honcho got fucking smoked.
See?
You will have to ask correctly for the reply you seek.
DeleteYou ask for butthurt footers only.
None reply.
Perhaps you should ask for footers with unhurt butts, or with big butts, or small butts, or half butts, or bubble butts, or beautiful butts.
Or perhaps you should just ask for footers, full stop.
Or maybe you should ask for those interested in the topic, but who aren't footers.
Maybe you should ask for skeptical footers, or skeptical enthusiasts.
There are more possibilities for you.
Good luck with your request.
hELL I want to hear more from the dood about the barbecue monkey suit and the pranksters over easy. I been picturing that scene, funny
DeleteIs this a joke? What happened to the site that discussed recent BF news? This must be the new ASS all about ASSES site for retards and degenerative ASS warship. How does one get so envolved and concerned with ASSES?
DeleteWe had pretty much got passed it until you showed up.
DeleteWhat an ass.
THE ARCHAIC CAKE
DeleteArchaic ad Hominem
Bake me a cake,
No! Without Top Ramen in!
Give me a break!
Fluff it, stuff it, at Bluff Creek
You will rough it!
Mash it, bash it, use mindspeak
To help a bit.
Archaic ad Hominem,
How goes the cake?
Boy's famished and hollerin'
'Hominid steak!'
Come now, Smeja is serving,
He's such a rake,
That is truly unnerving,
For Archaic's sake!
I reserve the right to amend and edit and rewrite and redraft the above as mood and invention strike.
I am not a footer,
Nor is my butt sore,
But I like the topic
Of bigfoot, and lots more.
Thomas the Rhymer
I like that artistic rendering of you nonarchaic hominin. That head of yours kinda looks like it was pinched of, you know, kinda like a turd. Come to think about it, that pic of you and your comments bespeak shit all complete and in it's waste fecal glory. Keep up the good work and those good looks, ass rendering.
ReplyDeleteDamn dood, way harsh, that guys a little slow man. You should be ashamed for picking on the retarded bigfoot guy.
DeleteLots of you are super funny, and I laugh so hard. Even when I try I could not be as funny as some of you guys. But some of you need new material. 70% seems like the same old stuff copied word for word day after day. Very tired of butt hurt, tater holes and acts of filth. Too gross, too sick, and too played. And I dont want to see anymore nuts, PLEASE!
ReplyDeleteits all they got
DeleteGood one, MJA.
DeleteZing!
With all the stories of BF's massive size, I've yet to see a video that showed an abnormally large creature. Every video shows a conveniently man-sized squatch. I guess only the juveniles are dumb enough to get filmed. ;)
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