This Is What a Bigfoot Salad Looks Like

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Have you ever wonder what Bigfoot could be eating this time of year? According Kelly Shaw, there's plenty of food for sasquatch-- if you know where to look: "Bigfoot salad, milkweed within 50 yards of the 1st territorial structure we found of 4 in this area. The 4 structures circle around a mile area of great habitat. We found wild raspberries, strawberries, milkweed, rabbits, deer and a reliable creek as a water source."



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  1. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 5:55:00 PM PDT

    First toss salad!

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:11:00 PM PDT

      bad tard

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:31:00 PM PDT

      ^ no dick

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 8:22:00 PM PDT

      The unoriginal lame and yawn guy is incredibly lame and his petty intellectual property theft makes me yawn.

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 10:27:00 PM PDT

      Yawn and Lame

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:38:00 PM PDT

    Rick Dyer has bigfoot kiddie porn

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    1. TravisWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 1:19:00 AM PDT

      Is this what passes for clever and funny these days?

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 4:56:00 AM PDT

      Hi Travis, please go catch another brown trout to liven things up.

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:42:00 PM PDT

    All this but not one bit if physical evidence like HAIR ,SCAT on any of these territorial sites if it was frequented by the big hairy sort of person/ animal over this small area 1mile I believe.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 12:48:00 AM PDT

      Agreed anon 6:42. No other evidence beyond the structures. Food sources don't count unless you know what they eat to begin with. I'm betting these folks haven't seen a bigfoot eating.

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  4. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:42:00 PM PDT

    The bigfoot salad include bleu cheese crumbles? I like bleu cheese crumbles.

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 8:36:00 PM PDT

    I like eggs.

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 9:15:00 PM PDT

    That tree bark looks kind of tasty as well. Perhaps as a side dish seasoned with some road salts and wild jasmine. I think that I am starting to drool all over myself, just thinking about it.

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