Terrified Belarus Villagers Are About To Burn a Chupacabra
Earlier this week, a Russian website reported on a possible chupacabra that turned up in a village in Belarus. According to the report, local vets are baffled by the mystery animal and that farmers killed the creature after it attacked their cows. Villagers are debating whether or not to burn the creature in case it tries to come back to life. Mail Online explains the situation in the region:
The region's hunters are also at a loss. Some of them believe it is a mutant amalgam of a number of species because it resembles a hyena, has the features of a fox, a raccoon and a dog, reports English Russia. The vet described it as a 'sensation' and vowed to burn the corpse of the killed animal. Presumably in case it comes back to life.
But an earlier discovery may be the key to unlocking this mystery. A Ukrainian farmer killed a similar animal last year and gave the body of the animal to biologists.
Speculation was rife about the creature, with some claiming that it could be a 'mutant' fox poisoned by radiation, while another theory was that it was a hybrid originating from a secret Soviet plant conducting tests on animals relating to chemical or biological weapons development.
[via Mail Online]
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