Terrified Belarus Villagers Are About To Burn a Chupacabra

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Earlier this week, a Russian website reported on a possible chupacabra that turned up in a village in Belarus. According to the report, local vets are baffled by the mystery animal and that farmers killed the creature after it attacked their cows. Villagers are debating whether or not to burn the creature in case it tries to come back to life. Mail Online explains the situation in the region:

The region's hunters are also at a loss. Some of them believe it is a mutant amalgam of a number of species because it resembles a hyena, has the features of a fox, a raccoon and a dog, reports English Russia. The vet described it as a 'sensation' and vowed to burn the corpse of the killed animal. Presumably in case it comes back to life.

But an earlier discovery may be the key to unlocking this mystery. A Ukrainian farmer killed a similar animal last year and gave the body of the animal to biologists.

Speculation was rife about the creature, with some claiming that it could be a 'mutant' fox poisoned by radiation, while another theory was that it was a hybrid originating from a secret Soviet plant conducting tests on animals relating to chemical or biological weapons development.

[via Mail Online]

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  1. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 12:23:00 PM PDT

    First

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 8:18:00 PM PDT

      Chupucabra are only found in areas where Hispanics live.

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  2. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 12:24:00 PM PDT

    My first first!

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 1:34:00 PM PDT

      Congrats! Nothing like your first time! JW

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 12:27:00 PM PDT

    We will have the last laugh when they all are shocked watching TV and see the body of an authentic Bigfoot shot and killed by Rick Dyer, The Greatest Bigfoot Tracker in the World" and the scientific information that will be announced at the press conference. Then they will fade away into the cracks they crawled out of and drag the computers they wrote on into the darkness of slime never to be heard from again.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 1:18:00 PM PDT

      The only thing Ryder shoots is his boyfriend in the bottom

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 3:33:00 PM PDT

      haha when is this going to be Anon 12:27?? Dont hold your breathe Dyer is full of shit

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 12:28:00 PM PDT

    hey joe hows that matilda suit coming along? if its as easy to replicate as you say it is we should be seeing it soon right?

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 3:31:00 PM PDT

      DIAF Troll

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 8:04:00 PM PDT

      Joe, got Matilda?

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 8:42:00 PM PDT

      D I A F

      My name isnt Joe, its the Anti-Troll.

      Joe will be around later I'm sure.

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 11:50:00 PM PDT

      You're the most violent piece of nazi grammar troll here, 8:42.

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  5. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 12:28:00 PM PDT

    They should eat it.

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  6. Robert Lindsay and Rick Dyer rubbing dicks in the burger king bathroomSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 1:14:00 PM PDT

    First, faggots!!!!!

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  7. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 2:02:00 PM PDT

    Uhhh, yeah... let's just burn any possible scientific discoveries. First of all, Russians.... everything coming out of there is faked. But this looks like a real animal, so examine it. Identify it, Ruskies. It's got a rope around it's neck, i'm pretty sure it's dead. It doesn't look like the normal hairless dog you see, lately.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 3:03:00 PM PDT

      If you actually read the article at the Daily Mail you'll find out it's a raccoon dog that were farmed in Russia and released in to the wild during WW2. Normally these guys are a lot fluffier with big thick coats that make them double in size but it being summer it's lost it all. They're very popular exotic pets and originally come from the far east, I seriously doubt they're responsible for cattle mutilations tho as they mainly eat the same diet as raccoons and love fruit.

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 8:17:00 PM PDT

      Raccoon dog. LOL. No such thing.

      I like the Chernobyl radiation mutated fox story better.

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  8. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 2:11:00 PM PDT

    It's fake. You know. Like bigfoot.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 2:16:00 PM PDT

      I'm glad you like Bigfoot

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 3:32:00 PM PDT

      Your a troll. You know. Like from under a bridge.

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 3:44:00 PM PDT

      you're not your LMAO what a dumbass

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 4:46:00 PM PDT

      omg they used Like as the first word in a sentence, what dumbasses!!!! who the fuck cares about grammer on a blog you artard

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    5. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 4:49:00 PM PDT

      Anon 3:44, Your grammar is horrid. No capitalization, no commas or any punctuation and no real sentence structure. Who are you to critique with such poor use of grammar yourself.

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  9. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 3:02:00 PM PDT

    I hear of a new type of vampire stalking walmart parking lots and surrounding areas. It has 12 inch liposuction fangs. It preys exclusively on female walmartians and particularly the type that take up an entire isle.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 8:10:00 PM PDT

      I heard this too. It sucks all of your American money and takes it to China.

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 8:20:00 PM PDT

      Is it Dick Ryder, and his cohort Dr. Melba.

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  10. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 3:24:00 PM PDT

    Sounds legit

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  11. AnonymousSaturday, August 3, 2013 at 7:56:00 PM PDT

    If I die at Walmart, I hope someone will drag my body to Nordstrom.

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  12. AnonymousWednesday, August 21, 2013 at 1:54:00 PM PDT

    That's a civet on the picture...

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