BREAKING: Finding Bigfoot Production Company Seeks Filming Permit In Virginia
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
FIRST, FUCKERS!
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^watch the mouth, this is a family establishment!!
DeleteI want to marry a Korean. It's important to race mix, so there's no racism anymore.
DeleteWhat do you think Americans are? They're all a mixed race.
DeleteIsn't wanting a Korean specifically placing them, in your mind, in a hierarchy, which would in fact be racist?
DeleteCyndi slipped up there... why not Chinese? Why not Laotian?? ARE KOREANS BETTER THAN THEM????
No silly. Race doesn't exist. It's just a social construct. But everybody knows that white people have done the most evil in the world, and are the most racist. So it doesn't matter what race I marry, as long as they're not white.
DeleteI like Koreans because I am an animal lover, and I've seen pictures of all the dogs they have there. Also, Gangnam stlye was a good song, and Kimchi is a vegan food.
So, I think Koreans have naturally adapted the progressive ideology.
(Tonto Kowalski))
DeleteHey Cyndi, I'm kinda ethnic...
No. Because Dok-Do is Korean. It will never be Takeshima. Japanese have Asian privilege.
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DeleteCyndi, give my son Tonto a chance !
My FRiend Peter likes masterbating
DeleteWhite people are the most racist! I love it. I love you, Cyndi. You know, some time in the revolutionary war, a french ancestor of mine(which you should love because they are cowardly rifle droppers) stayed in the US after fighting in Lafayette's army and married a native American woman. So I'm like 1/10,000th french and 1/17,5000th native American. Its a match made in heaven, baby!
DeleteWar is patriarchy. The French are right to not fight. Everybody should be a pacifist.
DeleteI'm glad you're multiracial, but I'm sure that horrible French man raped the poor Native American woman. It's imperialism, colonialism and rape culture.
I invite all those flag waving, fire-breathing American couch patriots who called French cowards to visit Verdun. The air here still stinks of death; only deformed, stunted bushes grow on its poisoned soil. In the towering gray stone Ossuary repose bone pieces of 135,000 men.
DeleteIn 1916, the Germans sought a decisive battle on the strategic heights above Verdun, where they planned to bleed France's army to death with their massed artillery. On the first day of battle alone, French positions were inundated by one million heavy shells. The titanic bombardment went on for ten months, explosives against human flesh. Trenches and dugouts were pulverized. Entire French regiments were destroyed in hours.
The French commander, Gen. Nivelle, ordered his 2nd Army defending Verdun: `No surrender; no retreat, not even an inch: die where you stand.' And so they did.
On 4-5 June, the Germans poured 100,000 poison gas shells - chlorine, phosgene, and cyanide - onto only 4 kms of French-held front - then launched divisional assaults against the position. French soldiers had no gasmasks. Thousands died in hideous agony, or were blinded. Yet they somehow held.
Shells churned the battlefield into a gigantic quagmire of mud, rotting corpses, body parts, dead horses, overhung by a toxic miasma of chlorine and mustard gas. Troops went days without food; they drank from shell craters filled with bodies, and often drowned in them. German flamethrowers inflicted frightful casualties. Shells rained down round the clock. Every tiny elevation, every fort, became a little Thermopylae.
At the height of the German attack on Fort Vaux, over 2,000 heavy shells an hour, some 405mm 1,000 kg monsters, were exploding each on its roof and glacis. When we today talk about soldier's combat stress, think of the heroic garrison of Vaux, burned, gassed, poisoned by toxic smoke, dying of thirst, fearing they would be buried alive at any moment, yet fighting on. The French lost 100,000 casualties trying to retake another fort, Douaumont.
Three-quarters of the French Army, an and entire generation of France's men, passed through the inferno of Verdun. Units stayed in line until they had lost 60% casualties. Every town and village in France bears a war memorial with names of its sons fallen at Verdun. The heights above the Meuse River became France's Calvary; `They shall not pass' the army's and nation's credo.
The attacking Germans fought, as always, like lions, losing 400,000 dead. They almost broke through, but were finally held at the last line of French defenses, at fearsome sacrifice. French soldiers fought like tigers, with their legendary fury and élan: over 430,000 died at Verdun; 800,000 were gassed or crippled for life. Bones are still unearthed here today, 87 years later; French metro's and busses only recently ended reserved seating for `mutilated war veterans.' After the war, there were not enough young Frenchmen to farm the fields or produce children.
In the end, the French held Verdun. In this battle alone, France lost almost 1.5 times total US losses in all of World War II, and 20% of its nearly 2 million dead from 1914-1918.
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DeleteOk, American disrespect for France is born of sheer ignorance aided by politically expedient lies to pressure the French into the useless Iraq war that continues to lower your standard of living and drain your public purse.
DeleteYou are spitting on the country that had a large hand in the birth of your nation, all the while patting yourself on the back for your self assessed moral superiority.
So do they have a downside?
DeleteAnd you do realize that was a joke response to a joke post, right?
DeleteYes, I realize that, but it's best not to make crass claims such as "The French are cowards". Statements like that warrant a stern correction, even if they are made in jest.
DeleteI suggest you take a moments pause to try and imagine what those men went through, and then offer a prayer that such Hell on Earth is never revisited.
I only read maybe the first three lines, so I probably won't do what you suggested
DeleteVanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas.
DeleteYeah yeah I'm vain. However, my job is vascular ultrasound, so I guess you could say I'm vein! Get it, vein? Because I look at veins with ultrasound! And it sounds like vain!
DeleteAnd who benifitted in the end
DeleteThe international bankers
Let Europe alone to there own tribal devices I say
MMC
Have you ever French Kissed a Taterhole?
Delete"Vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas" is French for "Retreat retreat! Oh to hell with it I surrender!"
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha!!!
DeletePeace.
If you can read that peace about the battle of Verdun, written by Eric Margolis and not be moved, then you are not human.
DeleteCyndi, I heard those Koreans are packing some major meat!!!
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ReplyDeleteLet's give it up for those Korean pilots, Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo and Ho Li Fuk.
ReplyDelete^That sure was a rib splitter when I watched it live !!
DeleteHow dare you forget me!!
DeleteI'm pretty sure that's the definition of pwnage.
DeleteIs this based on a true story?
ReplyDeleteYes, Mighty Joe Young story (true movie, not the gorilla).
ReplyDeleteI haven't even watched all of the Air Bud films yet! Golden Receiver was a masterpiece.
DeleteWhat about Dustin Checks In?!?!? Who could forget that classic coming of age film about an ape doing human things!!!
DeleteI never thought a chimp could play hockey and then I watched MVP (Most Valuable Primate). My life has never been the same since.
DeleteThat'll do pig. That'll do.
DeleteCharles, it's "Dunston" checks in, sheesh... get your crap movie titles correct...
DeleteI think "Dustin Checks In" was the name of the sex tape starring Screech from Saved by the Bell.
DeleteWasn't Pee-Wee Herman in that?.Before his own Movie malfunction.?
DeleteYOu got me haha I screwed it up. Never heard the name Dunstan in any other context or in real life. Bad stigma maybe?
DeleteBob H. can hit the ball pretty good in that suit.
ReplyDelete^he' s an extremely versatile thespian
DeleteAndy Serkis did it better, CGI ftw
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DeleteI heard this movie's up for an award, a most prestigious award, the Academy Award.
A little birdie told me that Bigfoot will be proven to exist in the next few days.
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DeleteYes, our mole has emailed us a pre press release version of Dyer's statement. Grammatical errors aside and ignoring the atrocious spelling, there is some meat here to chew on. Very very soon folks.
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ReplyDeleteYES !
FINALLY a movie that could quite possibly capture America's heart !
Can you imagine if the one person to cash in on the BF phenomena is BF himself. What if he was smart enough to have language and understand ours, sees what a star he can be and just goes for it. Were talkin movies, music, clothing, advertising. He would rule. Nobody would be able to stop him. After becoming vastly wealthy going and giving back to his community, building playgrounds in the middle of forests for his families. Woudlnt it be nice...
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Delete"Bigfoot Roommate.
...he struggles with drugs and alcohol for years once he becomes a huge celebrity, sex scandals, lindsey lohan, whole nine yards. Eventually makes his way into professional wrestling only to realize that he belongs in the UFC where he becomes heavyweight champ for the rest of time only until...
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DeleteTarzan shows up.
Bigfoot ass rapes Tarzan while Jane watches. Very erotic for everyone involved. Meanwhile back at the JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA...
DeleteI've learned some great things the past few days: M.K Davis is surprisingly snuggly in bed and bigfoot might actually exist.
ReplyDeleteMy friend pete likes masterbating
ReplyDeleteThose evil Koreans are trying to feed their babies to a gorilla!
ReplyDeleteThe UN and Interpol will hear about this travesty!.. Koreans were banned for eternity from making movies after the abominable "Yongary, Monster From the Deep"...watch it, I dare you...
ReplyDeleteThis movie is supposedly based on a South Korean Comic book. The gorilla learns to play baseball in a circus ran by the Chinese girl's grandfather. The ape is scouted by a baseball team in South Korea.
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