SOHA MORNING REPORT (July 19, 2013)
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.
We put the "Gifting Bowls" out about 7:30 pm, about 150 feet from the Southern Oregon Habituation Area (SOHA) base camp. Just as the sun set, we heard the Squatches walk up the mountainside from their Main Bedding Area. The walked to the "Gifting Bowl" area first and then spread out around the perimeter. As the night progressed, my Bigfoot Buddy ( Jill DiMercurio) and I counted SIX SQUATCHES that were surrounding us on the perimeter. Our count was based on movement and Eye Shine.
For those of you who have been following my work in SOHA, you know that there's a family of five there (i.e., Dad, mom, adolescent, juvenile, and toddler). Apparently, our SOHA family of five has one or two visiting families for the time being. The SIX SQUATCHES that were surrounding us appeared to be the one adolescent, several juveniles, and one toddler. The Eye Shine was at the ground level (a couple crawled up on their bellies), at the 4 foot level, and the adolescent's Eye Shine was at the 7 foot level.
Anyway, around Midnight, I spontaneously began my concert. I sang songs and whistled songs for two-hours...... nonstop. The SIX SQUATCHES loved, loved, loved the entertainment. You could literally hear and see them re-position themselves to get a better view. They scooted as close as they possibly could without coming right out into the open. It was amazing!!! At the end of two hours, I was exhausted. I told them that I was going to bed. Jill entered her tent and I crawled into the back of the Suburban. We both slept like rocks.
In the morning, we checked on the "Gifting Bowls" and found that the SIX SQUATCHES completely cleaned out both bowls. If you remember, the previous night, we left Bacon in one of the "Gifting Bowls" and they refused to take anything. Last night, we returned to the Standard Presentation of PB&J sandwiches, Candy Corn, and an Apple and they took it all. They are a very picky bunch of Squatches. LOL!!!
Tonight will be our last night in SOHA. We are going to check the "Gifting Bowls" around 3 am. If they've already been hit by the Squatches, we intend to replenish them to see if they hit them for a second time in the same night. It will be interesting to learn how they respond. Fingers crossed.
PICTURE #1
The "Gifting Bowls" that were placed 150 feet from the SOHA base camp on Thursday evening (July 18, 2013)
PICTURE #2
We found that the SIX SQUATCHES cleaned out the "Gifting Bowls" on the morning of Friday (July 19,2013)
PICTURE #3
Dr J and his Bigfooting Buddy, Jill DiMercurio.
PICTURE #4
Dr J's Bigfooting Buddy, Jill DiMercurio.
...no first... Jill is giving a little competition... game on!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so this moron thinks he's interacting with "humans" and he leaves them food in fucking DOG DISHES???? Why not lay out a full spread with your finest china?
ReplyDeleteFAIL.
presentation is one of the most important aspects of dining
DeleteUh dude. Picture of some squatches? What did you go up there for to trip your balls off and bring us back squat?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think that thing wearing that hat next to Dr. MJ is?
DeleteA little birdie told me that Bigfoot will be proven to exist in the next few days.
ReplyDeleteBuckle up folks !
DeleteYou said that a few days ago, and you or someone has said it before quite some time ago. I wish some interesting news would follow your announcement.
DeleteI am pleased and privileged to announce that a Bigfoot has been shot and killed somewhere in Oklahoma. Keep an eye on your major news outlets folks. I hope my source is correct.
DeleteI would not be please to announce a death.
DeleteI also accept gifting bowls. Filled with Reese peanut butter cups and Hershey kisses. ooh and if you're gonna whistle no rap please.
ReplyDeleteAre you really a man pretending to be a girl ?
DeleteCelibate, gay or married.
DeleteI'm all three.
DeleteOne has to wonder why such a pretty face would end up here. Possibly she has a fetish for the nonsensical rantings of loudmouthed malcontents.
DeleteI've said it before. The way I look has nothing to do with the fact I like Bigfoot and find this blog funny.
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DeleteNonsensical rantings.
DeleteRant rant rant.
Rave rave rave.
Thank you so very much.
Would you like a gifting basket of rum?I can make it happen
DeleteRum and chocolate works
DeleteHow about a case of champagne and the keys to a new Mercedes S class?
DeleteDrinking and driving...
DeleteWho wants to live forever?
Dont you guys care about sasquatch? GMO's and High fruitose corn syrup is poison you basturds. FYI, nothing is going to eat PB&J with the gross ass crust still on it.
DeleteA tisket
ReplyDeleteA tasket
I pooped in a gifting basket
I gave the basket
To Matt J
And told him it was chocolate
One of these days Mathew Johnson should lace one of those sandwiches with arsenic. Then we'll all have the proof we're looking for. Oh damn, can bigfoots telepathically read blog comments?
ReplyDeleteWhat does Dr. Manbbobs wife think of him camping out with Pocahiney there?
ReplyDeleteShe's glad that crazy asshole is out of the house.
Delete^ hahaha
DeleteShawn would just stop with the "Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world." Mind speak? Nuff Said!
ReplyDeleteI say he is feeding racoons, eye shine, they like food so the gifting bowls get used. They make an aweful noise when crashing thru the understory. Without any real evidence, it's a more plausible explaination since we have evidence racoons' exist and can behave in the manner he describes.
ReplyDeleteUums,hello sir,bigfeets is people,duh,debate and maturbate me.HA,HA,HA,HA...all caps laugh fools,M.K. Davis videos,proof,duh.Do your homework,you've been schooled.Who wants to debate?Russian bigfoot,on the youtube,got to be real,verified because I believe it so,learn people,bored,back to whale
DeleteSo true Fox,so true
Delete^^is this Joe Fucgerballs character based on anyone that regularly posts on this blog?
DeleteNope. Now move along.
Deleteso did he get hidden camera videos of them taking the food from the bowls? Or did he waste his time with nothing to show?
ReplyDeleteJeez,his girlfriend is wering his sleeveless shirts now.He has bigger boobs than her,long live Lon Strickler
ReplyDeleteput up your picture you fat drunk lardass!
DeleteDrunk yes,but not fat,hey vagina gud gud no matter the wrapping
DeleteI've been on several bigfoot t.v shows and have had several bigfoot sightings. Next month I'm going on an expedition to try and get a bigfoot on video. But since I've already been on bigfoot t.v shows, I know how they work, edit, and lie. So if I get a bigfoot on video should I share it or keep it to myself.
ReplyDelete^
DeleteRandi minion ?
No, I'm not a Randi minion. But thanks for asking.
DeleteI have one week in August, September, and October to get it done if I'm going to do it. I finally have the right equipment I need and funding.
So that's why I'm asking if I do get a bigfoot on video should I share it or keep it to myself.
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DeleteRandi minion ?
^rack and pinion?
Delete^
Deletewho's opinion ?
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Deleteonion ?
^Charles Binion?
Delete^
DeletePaul Bunyan ?
^Todd Rundgren?
Delete^
Deletepavilion?
if you get a bigfoot video good luck turning it into accepted evidence by anyone unless you cut them in on either profit or exposure. You must be a newbee.
Delete..Keep it to yourself, especially if it is clear and at least 5 seconds long..I am a cryptozoologist, and do not want to be put out of a job...thanks...
DeleteI guess I will keep it to myself and friends. Thanks for the input.
Delete11-12-17
ReplyDelete28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds.
DeleteThat is when the world is going to end.
Not with a whimper, but with a bang!
(clive squashy)
DeleteBuckle up.
*standing in for "buckle up" guy*
buckle up guy is one of the most credible people in the bigfoot community
DeleteDo you really think the Sykes documentary is going to say bigfoots are real?
DeletePocahiney is one of the most credible voices in bigfoot chicanery on team HOMOS.
ReplyDeleteWho's team HOMOS ?
ReplyDeleteMe! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
DeleteMMG
^^^ Another butt-hurt skeptard.
DeleteAnyone on this blog heard of Youtube Bigfooter "trackersthename"? Talk about Looney Tunes. This guy has it all.
ReplyDeleteThis bigfoot stuff is rotting what little brain you have if you're focusing on your fellow footers.
DeleteYou would consider that guy (tracker) a fellow footer? What about timbergiantbigfoot then?
ReplyDeleteYou're all footers dummy whether a Randi minion, YouTuber or BFF'er.
Delete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteI think Jill needs a big harry hug.
A hairy hug? As in, Jill needs some Dick?! Ohhhh.. You funny rascal, you! lol
DeleteUnbuckle...
Delete(clive squashy)
DeleteI'd give her a hug, ...but I'm not a thug.
Man he served you up a slow ball and you hit it out of the park ^^^^*
ReplyDeleteHAW !
DeleteIt's obvious you Randi minions aren't used to being around women but could you at least try to act like normal human beings towards this young lady.
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
ReplyDelete"normal human beings"
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This is a Bigfoot website for cryin out loud...
Sheeze !
People with severe trauma or events in their life are sometimes highly sensitive toward "the unknown". I think Dr J suffered a massive head injury while people like James Gilliand had a near death experience.
ReplyDeleteThis is known as the fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.
Sounds like Dr J's divorce hit him harder than anyone could have expected.
DeleteEither that or he is dishing out some world class trolling.
MMG
Yes people who have had severe head injuries or who have had near death experiences at susceptible to "the unknown" it comes when either the subject has died or as in Johnson's case suffered severe head trauma. They call it " the unknown" or describe it as this 5th dimension but the majority call it brain damage from oxygen deprivation to the brain or severe physical trauma to the head.
Delete..Anthony wished all the bigfoots into the cornfield, that is why we cant find any...The best episode, btw....
DeleteI keep my poop in a bucket.
ReplyDeleteI pooped in a jar and sent it to a medical team, I have beaver fever. Another hazard of bigfooting. Tell your friends and enemies.
DeleteI love a good flimflam, but this one rises to the level of a wet turd. Please how does a mid life crisis acted out with a philipino cross dresser become science?
ReplyDelete"Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world"
ReplyDeleteNo, he's not.
That's Shawn's little joke.
DeleteMMG
This article alone should be enough to thoroughly discredit this guy as "one of the most credible people in the bigfoot world" but it won't.
ReplyDeleteThere's a crazy man on the loose!!!! His name is Matthew "Sleeveless Shirt Wearing-Man Boob Having- Big Hairy Ball Rub Givin" Johnson!!
ReplyDeletewith great compelling evidence like this quack im surprised not everyyyyyyyyy person on the planet believes in bigfoot .... to think i liked being in this fb group ... it was because there were other opinions sometimes ... but after awhile that person was gone ... makes me wonder if they got booted or not ... JAY RODRIGUEZ
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