This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteYou Go, Girl...
DeleteIt's July now. Where's bigfoot?
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DeleteJREFer
He's in my freezer I have a documentary showing me shooting it too
DeleteIt's July now. Where is the JREFer with a brain?
Delete(Emphasis on the F-er.)
The Rodfather can hear the hollow and somber whistle of the wind blowing across the vast gaping taterhole of Randifans blog-wide.
Delete^Still unable to produce a monkey so resorts to talking about his favourite pastime: mens tatorholes.
DeleteSo now you hate gay people? First the mentally handicapped, then Christianity, now you're brushing off your shortcomings with acting like there is something inferior about gay people? I didn't know jREF supported as disturbing and hateful people like you.
DeleteI believe the reference to a person's anal region as "taterhole" is not an attempt to create a positive image of the gay community. In fact, taterhole is often used when referencing gays in a very negative way.
DeleteYeah, it's not a positive attempt nor is it an attempt to slander the gay community. In fact, I wasn't aware that jREF trash was a solely male community either. Thanks for letting that slip out.
DeleteThe only reason I say taterhole is because using the actual words that I want gets my posts deleted more frequently.
OH forget all this other news stuff, we just want to know what Doctor Johnson is up to all the time. His activities are all that matters to every one of us no matter what anybody thinks.
ReplyDeleteHe provides us leadership, he says so.
Ahahaha no monkey. The cock daddy is pwned so much.
ReplyDeleteYour mom called me Cock Daddy last night
DeleteEach of these needs to have it's own separate post. You're getting lazy Shawn! :P
ReplyDelete..lol..He did peel off some of the bullet points from an "other news" post before...This heads up gives us time to formulate intelligent comments and questions...Do you shave your taterhole, you degraded pervert you....
DeleteNow this is the story
DeleteOf a good man named Ed
Left his son for a moment
Returned, found him dead
Recalls a tale as a boy he was told
Of an evil witch, so wicked, so old
Seeks a farmers advice he will not give
His oldest son knows just where the witch lived
He took Ed there but refused to go in
They boy knew what was about to begin
She had the power to avenge the dead
It cost your soul, now come with me Ed
I'm gonna take you where your body will lie
I'm gonna take you there, my friend
I'm gonna show you where your life will end
I'm gonna bring you here again
Dig up your grave, the old lady said
The thing we need lies here dormant, sleeping with the dead
You understand what you ask of me
Not even death can set your soul free
I cast this curse and you will find
An evil darkness deep inside your vengeful mind
God damn you to hell, he could not restrain
He already has son, the witch did explain
I'm gonna take you where your body will lie
I'm take you there, my friend
I'm gonna show you where your life will end
This curse I cast, you're Pumpkinhead!
Lame
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