Holy Balls! Bigfoot Urine Trail?

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A YouTube user has captured what some believe is Bigfoot urine. Canada Sasquatch has the video posted up on her channel:

"This VERY interesting video comes from youtube user BigfootlooseUSA. What he films is possible Bigfoot urine trails next to possible Bigfoot tracks. Tracks in snow are very hard to determine who or what made them. Melting and re-freezing does distort and enlarge the size, but you can certainly see some fairly new clear prints to do look intriguing."



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  1. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 4:17:00 PM PDT

    1 for you Hamburger Head

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    1. Fozzie Friday, July 19, 2013 at 4:30:00 PM PDT

      DAMNIT! My stupid cat threw up a hairball otherwise I would have had that one. I'm going to have it analyzed to confirm my suspicion that you poisoned her.

      Delete
    2. UnknownFriday, July 19, 2013 at 4:37:00 PM PDT

      I thought you ate cats, fozzie. Oh wait, thats alf.

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    3. Fozzie Friday, July 19, 2013 at 4:39:00 PM PDT

      I eat a different kind of cat. ;)

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    4. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

      I can't believe I watched this piss.

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    5. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

      Admit it, urine to this kind if thing.

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    6. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 8:25:00 PM PDT

      ^'da hell?

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    7. pussinbootsFriday, July 19, 2013 at 11:22:00 PM PDT

      I hope you don't really eat cats,that would be cruel,they make lovely pets,my pussy would eat you alive.

      Delete
  2. UnknownFriday, July 19, 2013 at 4:21:00 PM PDT

    Twice baked!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 4:28:00 PM PDT

      Twice shy baby.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 10:40:00 PM PDT

      This was an old Sasquatch with a prostrate problem and a drippy pee pee.

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  3. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 4:25:00 PM PDT

    Breaking news. Bigfoots who live where there is snow, pee in the snow.

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  4. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 4:40:00 PM PDT

    wow what a peetard

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  5. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 4:44:00 PM PDT

    Bigfoot forums has completely gone off the rails. Those people are bat shit crazy. That is all, enjoy your weekend.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 5:04:00 PM PDT

      I'm scared to look...

      MMG

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    2. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 5:38:00 PM PDT

      They've slowly and effectively run anyone off with any common sense, footer and skeptic alike. Pure fucking looney tunes.

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    3. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 6:05:00 PM PDT

      Shit. I made it less than 2 hours before I destroyed the main admin and got permabanned on all devices. Power hungry fag see-teh-cah. This is coming from someone who tows the middle ground, don't fully believe and don't fully deny.

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  6. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 4:47:00 PM PDT

    He spelled his name--

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  7. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 4:54:00 PM PDT

    That is the most definitive video of urine and bladder control issues I have ever seen--

    I see commercials--This is bigfoot for Depends-
    You know when I'm not hunting deer or tracking down the murderer Smeja--I worry about pissing all over the snow-
    But not with Depends. Now I'm more confident when I pounce on prey. And just because I wear depends don't think I won't be pissing on Smeja when I catch him.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 6:09:00 PM PDT

      Smeja would skin you alive and eat your muscles raw, 4:54

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    2. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 8:28:00 PM PDT

      Smeja's the Missing 411 avenger-DESTROY ALL BIGFOOTS!

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  8. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 6:28:00 PM PDT

    That urine tested positive for blueberry bagels! Quick! Someone collect it and get it over to Dr. Ketchum's lab ASAP! We need this evidence before the 'foots wise up to us and mindrape the shit out of us into forgetting we saw it!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 8:29:00 PM PDT

      Are you Sharon Shill or her girlfriend?

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, July 20, 2013 at 2:51:00 AM PDT

      You have just fuelled every Jrefers fantasy right there.

      It's gonna be messy in mom's basement tonight!

      MMG

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  9. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 7:45:00 PM PDT

    The above video constitutes absolute proof that all Bigfoot should be outfitted with Federally subsidized colostomy bags. Of course, the downside of that program might be powerfully thrown, bulging yellow bags, mysteriously sailing into camp. Only to burst open at the feet of some unsuspecting campers that were just minding their own business. I smell another movie coming out of this. No wait. That's not a movie I smell. Pheww!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 8:17:00 PM PDT

      Catheter bags. You don't piss in colostomy bags.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 8:42:00 PM PDT

      Bigfoot Urine Trail is one of the most credible voices in the bigfoot community...

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  10. AnonymousFriday, July 19, 2013 at 10:09:00 PM PDT

    Bear piss ya bunch of mowrons.

    I like eggs.

    Turtles... not so much.

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    1. skunkey monkeySaturday, July 20, 2013 at 8:00:00 AM PDT

      "Watch out where the Huskies go"!

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, July 20, 2013 at 8:05:00 AM PDT

      ...Dont you eat that yellow snow!"..Zappa...lol.

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, July 20, 2013 at 8:55:00 AM PDT

      Frankie was awesome..!.fuckin prostates.

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