Holy Balls! Bigfoot Moose-Kill?

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David Lewis Carver shared this crazy photograph on Team Squatchin' USA Facebook group a few hours ago. According to Dr. Mathew Johnson, the signs around it all points to a possible Bigfoot kill. He writes:

"Moose with a broken neck. Bigfoot prints near. No struggle, no blood. Close to the road. It's laying on its head."



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  1. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

    nope

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

      ...no firsting allowed...

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, July 24, 2013 at 12:08:00 AM PDT

      FRom here on out, HOWARD STERN will always be first, Biiaatches,

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  2. UnknownTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

    balls!

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  3. UnknownTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:09:00 PM PDT

    Seriously? I don't think so.

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  4. SherTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:14:00 PM PDT

    Hmmmmm broken neck... close to road.... any reason it couldn't just be road kill? Just saying....

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  5. SherTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:14:00 PM PDT

    Hmmmmm broken neck... close to road.... any reason it couldn't just be road kill? Just saying....

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:29:00 PM PDT

      ^What was that you said??

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    2. Fozzie Tuesday, July 23, 2013 at 6:25:00 PM PDT

      Bigfoots are known to chase moose into traffic hoping to return later for an easy meal.

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 7:09:00 PM PDT

      Pareidolia is known to make up shit.

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    4. TziethWednesday, July 24, 2013 at 2:06:00 AM PDT

      Well road kill would be the likely scenario.. But look who the story is brought to us by... In this case, a Bigfoot had no doubt cloaked, walked up to the moose, broke it's neck, and then walked away because well... Bigfoots just do shit like that.

      The reason there is no pic's of the footprints is because now Bigfoots have the ability to cloak their footprints :O

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:22:00 PM PDT

    so where are the bigfoot footprint photos ?

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  7. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:48:00 PM PDT

    So, I guess (s)he just got mad at the moose? Took the time to wrestle a moose, break its neck, and didn't eat a speck of it?

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:56:00 PM PDT

      Yep, that's how Squatches roll. They are just a bunch of Woodland Thugs who don't like to have their picture taken.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, July 24, 2013 at 12:42:00 AM PDT

      Best watch where you steppin when in the woods. Cause if they catch your ass slippin you gots to die.

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  8. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:53:00 PM PDT

    This poor moose is the new most credible face of the Bigfoot community.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 5:56:00 PM PDT

      heck yeah! broke-neck moose is one of the most credible people in the bigfoot community

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  9. andyTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 6:48:00 PM PDT

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  10. andyTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 6:49:00 PM PDT

    Anyone know what happened to the snow walker prime guy?

    Not that I miss his useless rantings, but noticed old Shawn doesn't post anymore of his videos or anything from him..

    Bigfoot kill him?

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  11. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 7:02:00 PM PDT

    Poaching

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  12. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 7:09:00 PM PDT

    Victim of a Bigfoot gloryhole.

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 7:11:00 PM PDT

    Yeah tracks everywhere. Except they're not. Not everywhere and not bigfoot tracks. Nessie did this.

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  14. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 7:31:00 PM PDT

    Why would a rucking bigfoot kill it and not take it too eat???? I guess they don't eat huh...

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  15. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2013 at 11:59:00 PM PDT

    Thats how squatchez roll
    ...

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  16. AnonymousWednesday, July 24, 2013 at 9:25:00 AM PDT

    Funny how M. Johnson brings thoughts of moose shit!

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  17. AnonymousWednesday, July 24, 2013 at 10:36:00 AM PDT

    "Close to the road."

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