Watch this: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town

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Holy balls! Angry sheep and crazy bill goat attacks visitors! We're pretty sure this isn't in the U.S., because here in America, we have ways of dealing with problems like this...

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  1. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 5:00:00 PM PDT

    anti

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    1. Mayor McCheeseSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 5:01:00 PM PDT

      Uncle

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 5:01:00 PM PDT

      Great false firsting.



      FIRST!!!!!

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 5:01:00 PM PDT

      ...anything but a frist... oh yeah, chewbitcha sucks!!

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    4. Chewbacca Saturday, June 8, 2013 at 5:06:00 PM PDT

      Rush sucks!!

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    5. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 6:27:00 PM PDT

      Type O Negative

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    6. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

      In USA cop would have shot the goat at least one hundred times

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    7. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

      WAR ON TRAVIS!!

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    8. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:02:00 PM PDT

      I heard that idiot travis already got fired from dennys.

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    9. Mayor McCheeseSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:28:00 PM PDT

      I could really go for some moons over my hammy right now. Way to go guy, I'm trying to watch my figure.

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    10. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:37:00 PM PDT

      Jesus travis, what if your mom kicks you out?

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    11. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 8:09:00 PM PDT

      If she ain't kicked him out by now she never will. Get a life travis!

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    12. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 11:13:00 PM PDT

      TRAVIS AND SHAWN HAVE AIDS!!

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  2. Chewbacca Saturday, June 8, 2013 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

    Henry May wouldn't run from that Goat!!

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 5:52:00 PM PDT

      He would BBQ it.

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    2. Mayor McCheeseSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 5:55:00 PM PDT

      The way I see it going down, the goat tries to headbutt Henry but gets absorbed into his body.

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    3. bigfoots imaginary broskiSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

      ^^^^^hahahaha. Classic Mayor!!

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 6:40:00 PM PDT

      MAYOR, I AM SO SORRY, I JUST HEARD ABOUT YOU AND JILL'S BREAK UP! :( LET ME GET YOUR ADDRESS, I'LL SEND YOU A FRESH PAIR OF STANKIN' OL' FISHY PAIR OF MANTIES! THAT OUGHTA' PUT YOU IN A BETTER MOOD, K??

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    5. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 6:41:00 PM PDT

      OOOPS!





      ALL CAPS

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    6. Mayor McCheeseSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 6:44:00 PM PDT

      Lmfao. You are a sick individual.

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    7. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 6:54:00 PM PDT

      ME?!!!! LOL






      ALL CAPS

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    8. UnknownSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:11:00 PM PDT

      Want to come over Mayor? A couple of our does are in heat.

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    9. Mayor McCheeseSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:31:00 PM PDT

      Wow, that's a very generous offer but I've never been a big fan of venison.

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    10. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 8:48:00 PM PDT

      Mayor, i thought you and ALL CAPS were mortal enemies?

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    11. AnonymousSunday, June 9, 2013 at 5:51:00 AM PDT

      hell yeah Henry would show that little bastard a thing or two

      he would probably take it home and let it eat all the trash in his room too

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:04:00 PM PDT

    Quit screwing goats and you wont get attacked.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:38:00 PM PDT

      Lol, he is headbutting everyone in the town who had their way with his wife.

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    2. AnonymousSunday, June 9, 2013 at 5:52:00 AM PDT

      hey I happen to like screwing my goat
      so what is your problem??

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    3. AnonymousSunday, June 9, 2013 at 6:09:00 PM PDT

      Anon 5:52 is that you Alex MW?

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:11:00 PM PDT

    I'm amazed, I must say. Seldom do I encounter a blog that's equally educative and amusing, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head.
    The issue is something that not enough folks are speaking intelligently about.
    Now i'm very happy I stumbled across this during my search for something concerning this.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:25:00 PM PDT

      I happen to agree that there is not enough intelligent discourse on the subject of angry goats terrorizing towns.

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:37:00 PM PDT

      I was highly allergic to poison ivy. Since I began drinking the milk from my Nubian does (pasteurized, not straight) who eat poison ivy regularly, I have not had a reaction to date. And my testicles have swelled to 5X their original mass.

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 8:04:00 PM PDT

      So they are around average size now? BAM!! ZING!!

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  5. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:22:00 PM PDT

    I didn't realize the evidence for Bigfoot was this compelling.

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 7:33:00 PM PDT

    Willard sucks.

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  7. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 9:28:00 PM PDT

    (clive squashy)


    More OARFISH !

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  8. AnonymousSaturday, June 8, 2013 at 10:46:00 PM PDT

    More DorkFish!

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  9. AnonymousSunday, June 9, 2013 at 5:02:00 AM PDT

    More cowbell!

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