While at Russian bigfoot team squatchin club, we drank vodka and someone asked "What is happen if big balloon air ship shoot trank dart and hit Dr. Matthew Johnson while having night sitting?
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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Deleteyou're the frist and second douchbags...congrats dumbfucks...
DeleteWho will think of the children?
DeleteJusting Smeja is thinking of shooting the children.
DeleteEverything alright Shawn ?
ReplyDeleteIt's clear he's going in a circle. Not that hard to get back to the boat.
ReplyDeleteWrongo Bozo
DeleteThe boat ain't moovin
Yeah that explains the waves. Excellent deduction. The only thing not moving is your brain. Bozo.
DeleteThat dude's boat was driving straight ahead. Watch the mountains behind him. I'm betting he had a guy sitting in the bow.
Deleteactually for those Maritime challenged individuals on here
Deleteand do not take that the wrong way mind you
there is such a thing as autopilot for boats
big or small
also he was only going about 7-10 mph or kph for you Canadians out there.
now had he wiped out it could have been a whole different thing
I totally understand having no friends.
ReplyDeleteYou should try going to the library. I've been coming here to use their computers and I can't beleive all the chicks here man!
DeleteAren't there only homeless chicks there? I need a lady with her own place.
DeleteTry the self improvement section....littered with chicks. Plus you'll show them your sensitive side.....before you nail them....:)
DeleteSolo Wakesurfing Guy is one of the most credible voices in the bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteSolo Wakesurfing Guy is an American Hero.
DeleteLone wakesurfing guy is no solo, there's a tribe of them. They have their own language.
DeleteWhile at Russian bigfoot team squatchin club, we drank vodka and someone asked "What is happen if big balloon air ship shoot trank dart and hit Dr. Matthew Johnson while having night sitting?
ReplyDeleteWe all blew vodka threw nose.
How DARE you!
Delete- stand-in guy
Hey! how yah doing I am the true dat stand in guy 3rd shift!
DeleteSolo wake surfing = Begging to be a Darwin Award recipient
ReplyDeleteThat guy must be a JREFer
ReplyDeleteWow. The very definition of stupidity. That kid should be ID'd and have his license revoked ASAP.
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