Watch: Monkey Uses A Vending Machine World is a Better Place

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This video shows how intelligent monkeys truly are:



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  1. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 11:03:00 PM PDT

    FIRST!!! Wassup, Travis?!!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 11:09:00 PM PDT

      Travis and I have buried the hatchet! He has my word, i will NOT harass him anymore!!!

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    2. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 11:11:00 PM PDT

      Of course he is a man whore. Travis that is.


      MMC

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    3. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 11:18:00 PM PDT

      Naaah, I disagree. Travis is a class-act! What happen to you, MMC? Why do you have it in for ol' Travis?

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    4. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 11:21:00 PM PDT

      Everybody hates travis, are you new here??


      REAL DEAL MIKE

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    5. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 11:23:00 PM PDT

      11:18 said travis is a class act... for sure a newby to this site!

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    6. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 11:53:00 PM PDT

      WAR ON TRAVIS!!

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    7. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 12:15:00 AM PDT

      Lame

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    8. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 12:32:00 AM PDT

      WE ARE ALL TROLLS, A BROTHERHOOD..... A FRATERNITY OF TROLL(S) WHO LOOK OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER, TRAVIS INCLUDED!! NOT RIP ON HIM....




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    9. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 1:07:00 PM PDT

      ^..lol...You rip on him more than anyone; I think you started the Henry May marriage rumor. Who cares that it turned out to be true? You did not know that when you first posted it...

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    10. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 2:43:00 PM PDT

      YEAH BUT IT GOT OLD, QUICK! WHEN I REALIZED TRAVIS WAS GETTING HIS FEELINGS HURT I BACKED OFF... I ALSO APOLOGIZED TO HIM..




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  2. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 2:13:00 AM PDT

    More intelligent than people who believe in bigfoot.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, June 23, 2013 at 9:53:00 AM PDT

      ^ Says someone here daily secretly believing.

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  3. Fozzie Saturday, June 22, 2013 at 5:05:00 AM PDT

    FINALLY! WE GOT MONKEY!!!!!!!!


    Spank it skeptards!

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    1. AnonymousSunday, June 23, 2013 at 9:55:00 AM PDT

      Pretty smart little fella, and some people still think Bigfoot's just an ape. lol

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  4. Mayor McCheeseSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 9:36:00 AM PDT

    If he was my monkey, I would have taught him how to use a toilet before a vending machine. But what can I say, we Americans love our sugared beverages!

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, June 22, 2013 at 1:10:00 PM PDT

      As smart as they are, they will not repeatedly sit down on a ring to shit in a hole. That is unnatural, man. It is instinctive to just let her rip...ahhhhh...I just nuked the room....

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  5. UnknownSunday, June 23, 2013 at 1:43:00 AM PDT

    Bigfoots are gonna be jackin quarters for soda.

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