This is happening in Bigfootland (Alberta) right now [Video]

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Canadians can't seem to catch a break today. Apparently, there's flooding in Canmore. It's a town in Alberta, Canada, located approximately 50 miles west of the City of Calgary near the southeast boundary of Banff National Park (close to where Todd Standing lives).



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  1. Mayor McCheeseThursday, June 20, 2013 at 5:37:00 PM PDT

    Fist!

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    1. Mayor McCheeseThursday, June 20, 2013 at 5:40:00 PM PDT

      Fisting the night away... Fisting the night away. I got a whiskey dink, I got a vodka dink, I got a cider dink, I got a lotta dink. Wooooooooo!!!!....Chumbawumba!

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    2. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 5:40:00 PM PDT

      ^mayor, your firsting career has gone down the drain lately... that being said... congrats on your first!!

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    3. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 5:56:00 PM PDT

      Beeeaautiful! Reminds me of the Mayor's keynote address at EnemaFest 2011. Not a dry tarp in the house!

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    4. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:01:00 PM PDT

      I'll have whatever the mayor is having

      MMC

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    5. Mayor McCheeseThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:05:00 PM PDT

      You know what they say about Enemafest 2011. If you remember it you weren't there!

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    6. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:16:00 PM PDT

      Taterpalooza!!!!

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    7. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:24:00 PM PDT

      Chumbawamba pwns

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    8. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:25:00 PM PDT

      Fisting is the correct way

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    9. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:56:00 PM PDT

      WAR ON TRAVIS!!

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    10. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 7:04:00 PM PDT

      ^^^^MMC, you mean a cock meat sandwich??

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    11. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 7:10:00 PM PDT

      If that's what the Mayor is having

      MMC

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    12. Mayor McCheeseThursday, June 20, 2013 at 7:35:00 PM PDT

      Does a chicken burger qualify as a cock meat sandwich? KFC makes some delicious spicy cock meat sandwiches!

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    13. Chewbacca Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 7:52:00 PM PDT

      I smell fart.

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    14. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:01:00 PM PDT

      ^you smell travis and henry after they have sex

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    15. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:02:00 PM PDT

      Somebody's impersonating me MMC

      I do need to get a little picture and a title. I guess

      MMC

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    16. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:04:00 PM PDT

      "Wendigo Kid" is the only person i know who'll OVER-SPEND for a cock meat sandwich!!! That guy lives for them!! Oh, and make SURE it has that secret white sauce on it too! That's a MUST!

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    17. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:14:00 PM PDT

      Wendigo Kid = rush....

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    18. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:44:00 PM PDT

      I'm really getting sick of all the idiots on this blog!


      MMC

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  2. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 5:39:00 PM PDT

    ^fist up your ass!

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:48:00 PM PDT

      Oh STFU twatface

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    2. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:58:00 PM PDT

      ok sorry mom.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:00:00 PM PDT

      HEY KNOCK IT OFF!! "TWATFACE" NAME BELONGS TO THE WENDIGO KID!!! HE LOVES BEING CALLED TWATFACE!!!

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    4. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:05:00 PM PDT

      Wendigo Kid PWNS Rush.....

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    5. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:08:00 PM PDT

      Wendigo Kid is a Faggot who CRAVES cock meat sandiches...

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    6. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:15:00 PM PDT

      Rush= Windigo Kid= meat sandwich

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  3. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:20:00 PM PDT

    Where's that pwned footer that thinks the pgf is real... Come on own up... Where are ya

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:45:00 PM PDT

      That would be every footer in existence. PGF is pwning them 45 years later.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:54:00 PM PDT

      Got magic monkey suit?

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    3. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:24:00 PM PDT

      How about a Liger suit, It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

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    4. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:37:00 PM PDT

      ^
      Randi's little fudge packers ?

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  4. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:23:00 PM PDT

    Give a man a pgf gif showing suit flaws and he will pwn the bff for a day.

    Give a man ms paint and a full set of pgf stills and he will pwn the bff for a generation.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:46:00 PM PDT

      You should start an eastern religious-based cult. Lotsa chicks in that business.

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  5. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

    God is mad at Canada for being a bunch of worthless liberals. America is next.

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  6. Fozzie Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 6:52:00 PM PDT

    I hope Todd's Muppets are ok.

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  7. Le Baron SamediThursday, June 20, 2013 at 7:01:00 PM PDT

    Todd may well be drowning in the very torrent of BS he spawned!

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  8. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 7:33:00 PM PDT

    "All of a sudden I'm not sure about my house anymore [as raging torrent rushes by 10 feet (oh sorry 3m) away]"

    Take off.

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  9. AnonymousThursday, June 20, 2013 at 8:48:00 PM PDT

    (bigfoot)

    I'm a hominid - you're a hominid - wouldn't you like to be a hominid too ?

    ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!

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  10. AnonymousFriday, June 21, 2013 at 9:00:00 AM PDT

    Don't build near a river; don't let people build near a river. This flooding rampage stuff happens, eventually.

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