This "Bigfoot Drinking Water" Footage Is So Fake

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We've seen some pretty good fakes out there, but what makes a good one stand out from the rest is the story behind it (even though it's still fake). This Jewish website, www.jewishpress.com, published an article stating the creature in this video can be heard on the security camera saying the Jewish blessing "Shehakol" --   essentially blessing the pool water.

This surveillance film is from 1973. The homeowner put the cameras up after he had a close encounter with the Bigfoot 3 weeks before. He was chopping firewood one day, when out of no where the Sasquatch tackled him. He barely got away, but suffered from 2 broken ribs. When he told the local police his story they thought he was crazy, so he decided to buy surveillance cameras. One day while he was taking a nap he heard his dogs barking like crazy (which was why the Bigfoot runs away). When the police saw this surveillance video, they were in shock.



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  1. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:16:00 PM PDT

    anti

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:17:00 PM PDT

      ...not a Bigfoot... oh yeah, chewbitcha and bitch lips suck!!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 6:07:00 PM PDT

      WAR ON TRAVIS!!

      Delete
  2. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:18:00 PM PDT

    Got monkey?

    Jref Pwns.

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    1. Shake ItThursday, June 13, 2013 at 7:31:00 PM PDT

      ^^^Semi-stupid, super-stupid, or ultra-stupid?

      Ultra-stupid.

      Congratulations yet again.

      Delete
  3. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:18:00 PM PDT

    Team squatchin USA! approved!

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  4. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:18:00 PM PDT

    What bigfoot clip isn't "so fake?"

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  5. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:20:00 PM PDT

    As if a squatch would drink chlorinated pool water.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:23:00 PM PDT

      Why not? I'm sure footers can add that to the long list of footerisms.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 7:32:00 PM PDT

      Since skeptards have been observed slurping from sess pools, why not?

      Delete
  6. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:25:00 PM PDT

    In bigfooting there are believers and there are knowers.

    I am a knower. I know bigfoot doesn't exist.

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  7. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

    Some people are poor
    While others are rich
    But a shithouse poet
    Is a son of a bitch

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  8. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

    Can a footer please explain the static butt and turtle shell legs of patty? Thanks.

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    1. Rip it GoodThursday, June 13, 2013 at 7:36:00 PM PDT

      That was explained on the African gigantic bubble butt girl animal vid Shawn posted a couple of weeks ago. It was clearly explained and you can read it there.

      Further note: The butt is not static. View the Patty walking away rear view portions of the film.

      You're welcome.

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    2. Rip it GoodThursday, June 13, 2013 at 7:37:00 PM PDT

      Oh, I'm not a footer, but answered you anyway.

      Enjoy yourself with that vid.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, June 13, 2013 at 11:39:00 PM PDT

      JREFers taking another beating.

      Sharon won't be happy. No suckling tonight boys. Need to up your game.

      MMG

      Delete
    4. AnonymousFriday, June 14, 2013 at 12:53:00 AM PDT

      MMG in what universe are JREFers taking a beating?

      Maybe if you had an actual monkey then yes you may have a point but you don't and you won't because there is no monkey.

      Pwned yet again.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousFriday, June 14, 2013 at 4:03:00 AM PDT

      Pwned by his butt plug yet again.^^^

      Delete
    6. AnonymousFriday, June 14, 2013 at 4:44:00 AM PDT

      The black kid had a taterhole and some butt cleavage. Patty not so much....

      Delete
  9. AnonymousFriday, June 14, 2013 at 1:42:00 AM PDT

    Jewfoot

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  10. AnonymousFriday, June 14, 2013 at 11:02:00 AM PDT

    It's legit--that Squatch was totally circumcised.

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