BREAKING NEWS: Travis got his ass whipped by Henry May last nite! According to sources, May was upset because dinner was not prepared when he arrived from renting a redbox movie. May's Mother heard the entire event from her upstairs bedroom. Travis is planning on getting a restraining order placed on May. He fears for his life.
Update...... Travis seen paddling down the creek with his new inter tube raft......had a box set of some DVDs in his backpack!!! Problem is its getting dark out and he has to be back before the street lights turn on!!!
I've written a song called "Forest of Hope". I am very proud of it. I encourage the readers and commenters of Bigfoot Evidence to contribute their time and effort into helping me record the song. The proceeds will go to Jeff Meldrum's blimp, that bigfoot comedy movie, and Travis, so he can get his shit together.
I would very, very much recommend that the gentleman on the phone to Stacy be very careful with regards to letting his children out of his sight around the presence of the creature. That's a very obvious thing for me to say, and I'm sure that the gentleman talking on the phone is a very good parent, but you cannot take a single chance. The manner in which this creature is almost playful in nature, does not necessarily guarantee it's agenda to be completely harmless. The nature of the creature discussed on the phone very much reminds me of an account by Neil Frost; an Australian school teacher who has had various first hand experiences over many years with what the Australian's refer to as Yowie... For a long time Neil was very much convinced that the creature stalking his home and property was harmless and looking to play, until he seecked out the advice of an Aboriginal tribal elder that cast a very different light on the possible intentions of the creature. I won't give too much away as I would like to suggest people take a look at this extrewmely compelling video; you will find it on YouTube under 'Neil Frost Yowie Witness' and if you know anything about David Paulides' work on 411, you'll know that his latest book branches out to down under. Peace. Joe.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteWhat's with the camera angle? Yarg.
DeleteRush
ReplyDelete^pwns the entire universe!!
DeleteTrue dat. True dat.
Delete- stand-in guy
sweet!
ReplyDeleteIt's Helen, Ga. not, "Hellen" For Squatch sakes, at least get the spelling right in your titles.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. It's far north GA too, for those anons harping about Florida and exotic species.
DeleteI go camping all the time right outside of Helen in the Chattahoochee National Forest. Gorgeous up there. No Squatches though.
DeleteYep, its also where Deliverance was filmed. So if Squatches were there they would've been caught on camera. No Squatches.
Deleteor possibly made to "squeal like a pig" by local residents
DeleteCHECK THIS OUT. What do you think about this guy ?
ReplyDeleteMMC
http://ourbigfoot.com/bigfoot_museum.html
Chewey's cousin
DeleteI smellt him durn near all the way to Silverton.
Delete^^great false first NAH, congrats!!
ReplyDeleteBREAKING NEWS: Travis got his ass whipped by Henry May last nite! According to sources, May was upset because dinner was not prepared when he arrived from renting a redbox movie. May's Mother heard the entire event from her upstairs bedroom. Travis is planning on getting a restraining order placed on May. He fears for his life.
ReplyDeleteRedbox? Why the hell did I buy the Queer Eye box set off their gift registry? Shit wasn't cheap.
DeleteSay it isn't so!
DeleteUpdate...... Travis seen paddling down the creek with his new inter tube raft......had a box set of some DVDs in his backpack!!! Problem is its getting dark out and he has to be back before the street lights turn on!!!
Delete^^^Thanks for the update Chewbacca!!
DeleteEvery time Stacy Brown shaves his beard. The Inuit club a baby seal.
ReplyDeleteBaby seals are doing fine, then.
DeleteEvery time he picks a louse outta there a ternater ravages Oklahoma.
DeleteMaybe Stacy should try a night sit in a gifting bowl.
ReplyDeleteBig hairy hugs!
That's a great way to get your mineshaft savaged.
DeleteI wanna savaga
savage your mineshaft remains
remains insane!
Is this the 20th alias Fozzie now you have come up with ?
Deletefer christs sake get that retard outta the mine before he hurts himself.
ReplyDeleteI've written a song called "Forest of Hope". I am very proud of it. I encourage the readers and commenters of Bigfoot Evidence to contribute their time and effort into helping me record the song. The proceeds will go to Jeff Meldrum's blimp, that bigfoot comedy movie, and Travis, so he can get his shit together.
ReplyDeleteThat is a wonderful thing to do, Mayor.. I pray for Travis every nite before i go to sleep. I am so worried for that fella!
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DeleteI would very, very much recommend that the gentleman on the phone to Stacy be very careful with regards to letting his children out of his sight around the presence of the creature. That's a very obvious thing for me to say, and I'm sure that the gentleman talking on the phone is a very good parent, but you cannot take a single chance. The manner in which this creature is almost playful in nature, does not necessarily guarantee it's agenda to be completely harmless. The nature of the creature discussed on the phone very much reminds me of an account by Neil Frost; an Australian school teacher who has had various first hand experiences over many years with what the Australian's refer to as Yowie... For a long time Neil was very much convinced that the creature stalking his home and property was harmless and looking to play, until he seecked out the advice of an Aboriginal tribal elder that cast a very different light on the possible intentions of the creature. I won't give too much away as I would like to suggest people take a look at this extrewmely compelling video; you will find it on YouTube under 'Neil Frost Yowie Witness' and if you know anything about David Paulides' work on 411, you'll know that his latest book branches out to down under.
ReplyDeletePeace.
Joe.