Scientist: In 100,000 Years, Humans Will Have Bigfoot Vision

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Image credit: Nickolay Lamm

The image above is the human face -- 100,000 from now. According to artist and researcher Nickolay Lamm, in the future, many physiological features of human beings will change, most notably what's on our faces. He says our eyes will seem "unnervingly large" compared to today's and it may even adapt to the low-light conditions of the future -- think Bigfoot eye-shine. In addition to our eyes being huge and chicks probably looking hotter, humans will have "larger nostrils for easier breathing in off-planet environments, denser hair to contain heat loss from a larger head."

According to Forbes, in 100,000 years:

The human face is proportioned to the 'golden ratio,' though it features unnervingly large eyes. There is green “eye shine” from the tapetum lucidum, and a more pronounced superciliary arch. A sideways blink of the reintroduced plica semilunaris seen in the light gray areas of the eyes, while miniature bone-conduction devices implanted above the ear work with the communications lenses on the eyes. Image credit: Nickolay Lamm

[via Forbes]

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  1. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:23:00 PM PDT

    anti

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    1. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

      ...anything but a frist... gatsby rule, not as much as rush though...

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    2. the great gatsbyMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:43:00 PM PDT

      Thanks old sport

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    3. JREFerMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:46:00 PM PDT

      In 100,000 years, footers will still be searching for their monkey.

      Delete
    4. the great gatsbyMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:50:00 PM PDT

      Maybe,but what will you do if they find one?

      Delete
    5. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:53:00 PM PDT

      WAR ON TRAVIS!!

      Delete
    6. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 11:55:00 PM PDT

      This war is working out worse than Vietnam.

      MMG

      Delete
  2. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

    Total Bullshit we will go back to the ocean not evolve into bigfoot

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  3. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

    F I R S T the authentic way. Thank you.

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  4. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

    In 100,000 years, you will still get nothing and like it.

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  5. the great gatsbyMonday, June 10, 2013 at 5:46:00 PM PDT

    Are those meth heads in that picture

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  6. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

    I always wondered what the doe-eyed kids in those cheesy Keane paintings would look like when they grew up..
    Can't wait to hang these with the others on the panel walls in my trailer.....

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  7. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 6:12:00 PM PDT

    Total BS

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  8. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 6:50:00 PM PDT

    Would anyone else bang that chick or am I just weird?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 7:48:00 PM PDT

      I would totally bang her and yes, you are weird

      Delete
  9. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 8:26:00 PM PDT

    Tell me how again it is that we know what kind of vision bigfoot has. I think I missed that when they showed us the type specimin in school.

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  10. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 8:59:00 PM PDT

    (clive squashy)

    Who the hell is Fritolay Lame ?

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  11. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 10:47:00 PM PDT

    Uh . . . this is complete and utter bullshit; as well as the idea that Bigfoot should or even could have eyeshine.

    The tapetum lucidum layer of the eye is not found in ANY primate beyond the very primitive Strepsirrhini sub-species [lemurs].

    I can not stress this enough:

    Every primate past the basel forms found in Lemurs can not and will not have Eyeshine. Ever.

    It is IMPOSSIBLE for a layer of the eye to regrow in a species that hasn't had it for MILLIONS of YEARS!!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 11:57:00 PM PDT

      Possibly.

      However we need to adapt quickly to get the best out of the new consoles about to hit the market.

      MMG

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, June 11, 2013 at 3:33:00 AM PDT

      Apparently you don't have $30. Dr. Melba Ketchum already proved bigfoots ARE part lemur! IDIOT!

      Delete
  12. AnonymousMonday, June 10, 2013 at 10:49:00 PM PDT

    If anything, human eyes may adjust to reading a computer screen. There is no reason to rationalize that human eyes will get larger in order to adjust for low light conditions. Where is the low light going to come from?

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, June 11, 2013 at 2:46:00 PM PDT

    Scientist: In 100,000 Years, Humans Will Have Bigfoot Vision? Yeah Right and Alex MW will produce some real evidence!

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