New Skunk Ape Evidence From Myakka Florida: Footprints
Bigfoot research Stacy Brown Jr. received these impressive photographs of footprints from a witness in Myakka Florida the other day. He tells us it's from the same area where they recovered hair samples and are now waiting for the DNA results.
In recent months, Myakka has become a hotbed for Skunk ape activity and this is more clue that a bipedal ape is lurking in the swamps. A sighting caught on tape back in April prompted dozens of Bigfoot researchers to investigate reports in Myakka State Park -- where they were met with possible government cover-up and hostility from park rangers.
Check out these tracks:
First mMC
ReplyDeleteIs there anybody out there?
DeleteIs there anybody OUT THERE
DeleteQuick draw mMCraw!
DeleteIf u should go skating on the thin ice of modern life
DeleteI'm pretty sure these are real prints. Real human prints unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteWe need Fatsono!!!
DeleteLooks like a Dogman print. You can tell by the mid-tarsal bark.
ReplyDeleteThat was very good, well played sir!
DeleteStank apes should be easy to find. Is big balloon ship going after big stank apes?
ReplyDeleteFoot prints to follow with stank ape dogs to hunt?
Anonymous Contact in Myakka is one of the most credible voices in the bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat.True dat.
DeleteIf this doesn't convince the skeptics then nothing will.
ReplyDeleteMMG
What does this evidence show us--
ReplyDeleteThat Sasquatch has thin feet, is trying to loose a beer belly and that, it likes to fish.
I think that the big guy and I might get along just fine
DeleteMMC
Sorry, not grooving on it, the heel too deep relative to toes in this substrate, not enough push off the front. Hoax or human.
ReplyDeletePlus where's the left foot print to match this right one? Was it a hop Squatch?
DeleteMy four year old could fake better prints than that. By the way, he says "I poop in a jar" at least once a day.
ReplyDelete;-)
DeleteNo toe splay.
ReplyDeleteSomething bigger than a human could not walk on those narrow feet. I would think a real foot print of such a creature would be wide than normal as well as long. Whoever made these, needs to study up a little before the next hoax attempt.
ReplyDeleteJUST TRYING TO KEEP UP THE HYPE.
ReplyDeleteUno, dos,
ReplyDeleteone, two, tres, quatro.
Stacy told Fatty about a thing he saw.
Had two big feet and a skunky jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Fatty told Stacy: "Let's don't take no chance.
Fake you some footprints, then we start the dance."
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wolly bully, wooly bully.
Stacy told Fatty: "That's the thing to do.
Get someone like BE to pull the wool with you."
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
WATCH IT NOW! WATCH IT NOW!
Perhaps the Rangers are just feeling shame for the people who believe those footprints are real,on the plus side it looks like skunk apes can make a nice rod and reel combo
ReplyDelete"Skinnyfoot". maybe a new species.Maybe suffering from the Atkins diet..
ReplyDeleteOr Pencildickitis.
DeleteHey Stacey how is Scooby doing?
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