No, he doesn't. The real trick is to have a life so empty, so utterly devoid of any purpose, meaning or joy, that he compulsively waits on a site devoted to an invisible monkey, just so he can "First", thereby legitamising and giving meaning to said pitiful existence.
Not to anonymous people. Did Michelangelo teach just anyone to paint? Did Otis Redding teach Joe schmoe to sing? Did James Brown teach Bob Lowblaw how to smoke crack?
Thanks Travis. My husband just retired from 30 years in the Air Force with numerous, numerous deployments. Anything to help the Vets! God bless America. Land that I love!
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Dumb question but it bothers me so I will ask the group for a determination. If an unmarried woman engages in taterhole sex and takes a big growler of a dump the next day. Is this an illegitmate dump? or a bastard dump???
^ from somebody who has had a lot of sex to the taterhole Dude who gas never had a piece of anything in the homo sapien realm keep your jar of lube handy. Why? Because with stupid immature comments like that you will only get farm animals and your own hand on a regular basis. Next time google it!
Since when is a bigfoot society person a credible source of anything except maybe where to find a local sale on pork rinds?
I'm asking this of the bigfoot communitee at large. I'm sure the answer will be both credible and quotable. I'll use the data at my presentation at the Alabama State Society Foundation of Undecipherable Cryptozoological Konfusion.
Here is a prime example of the breakdown of society. All you morons who talk jibberish and idiot talk about who banged who and who shit on who and who's bullshit is eating others peoples bullshit. What a bunch of unintelligent nimrods! Do you realize how dumb you sound? This is what our world is coming too. Congratulations to all you no brain pee-ons. Its sad how you guys act like little kids. Grow up! Aww I forgot, mommy kept you on the tit too long or she and your dad were both dumbasses that popped out you the bigger dumbass. Lol
a stockpile of knowledge with the capability to process important components of that knowledge and to assimilate them into an intelligent decision—the best decision. Whereas I feel like I might fall on to decision that is fourth best, even though I have been exposed to the same data. But I have forgotten that information in the meantime, and am unable to pull it forward when the time to make the decision arises.
Breaking news......Dick Ryder was seen driving a 1979 Subaru Brat driving at a high rate of speed going south on I-99 with a dead Bigfoot in the back.He was described with an 'Elmer Fudd' hat on yelling out the moon roof "I done got me a real live dead Bigfoot"
Bigfootery has now passed from being self-parody to being just plain dumb. Watch a show about a hoax that sucked? Sorry, no. The nothingness is just too much.
After reading my above post I would like to rephrase my point. Bigfootery is locked in an eternal wobble-dance between self-parody and stupidity, a dance with no beginning and no end. We have clearly wobbled over to the stupid side. Carry on.
It was a guy in a gilli suit who got shot not a Bigfoot come on u guys use your heads u really think your going to drop a animal that size with a bunch of pellets from a 12 gauge? Pull it together have a nice day
Need some bigfoot bones or corpse to let "real scientist tell us what's up" so far since 1967 PGF there has been no proof of bigfoot. All we have are a handful of researchers (cons) making money on a myth.
^ if I was trying to con somebody and make some money it definatly wouldn't be in the Bigfoot world! There is no money in Bigfooting Moron! Show me a rich con man in Bigfooting? There are none . I can't even find one who after expenses In bigfooting can even Swindle (according to you) enough to make a damn.
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The 38-year-old has most recently been playing for the French club Paris Saint-Germain, a team he helped clinch the title in France's top division just days ago.
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Below are today’s Fortean Headlines… •Toward New Transparency: How UFO Believers Make Government More Transparent •In the heart of the Honduran rainforest, an ancient city may lay hidden •Newly released emails directly contradict White House claims regarding Benghazi •SARS like virus leaps from patients to health care workers in Saudia Arabia •Embryonic stem cells: Advance in medical human cloning •Cutting Keplar: Breakdown Imperils NASA’s Hunt for Other Earths •The Black Knight Returns: Space Junk, or does Earth have an “Alien Eavesdropper?” •Ghost Theory discusses talking plants in its Aliens From Earth Series
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I can be so slow. I finally get it. I get why no one writes anymore the five sentences to completely state the content of that "report." Fucking adsense. You scum. Done, done ever opening another youtube report here.
We know just as much (or rather, as little) as everyone else does at this point. All we can do is gather the news as it comes in and try to put together the pieces. So far, all that is known is that a ham radio operator overheard a report on a police scanner regarding a hunter shooting a "Bigfoot" in Somerset. Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society is investigating and issuing frequent updates online. However, some believe that this report of a turkey hunter shot in Wisconsin in Somerset Township may have been confused with the more recent report. It's hard to believe an April 30th news item would be so easily confused with a mid-May story, though. Eric Altman of the PBA says they've conferred with local authorities and will release a statement today, hopefully clearing up all the confusion.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteDamn. I wish I was as good as you, Travis. Do you give lessons?
DeleteNo, he doesn't. The real trick is to have a life so empty, so utterly devoid of any purpose, meaning or joy, that he compulsively waits on a site devoted to an invisible monkey, just so he can "First", thereby legitamising and giving meaning to said pitiful existence.
DeleteYOU JUST CAN'T TEACH THAT DUDE!!
Not to anonymous people. Did Michelangelo teach just anyone to paint? Did Otis Redding teach Joe schmoe to sing? Did James Brown teach Bob Lowblaw how to smoke crack?
DeleteGet back to me when you're serious.
I'm a goddamn professional
And to 12:35, I've actually been up late tying flies for a charity for wounded veterans called Project Healing Waters.
DeleteFUCKED UP WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE GODFATHER OF SOUL, TRAVIS.. BUT I LIKE YOU ANYWAY!
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Which one? James has been crowned, but Otis was up for the title before he was killed in the plane crash. I'm assuming you mean James
DeleteJAMES BEING A CRACK HEAD (WHICH WAS TRUE) WAS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! LOL NO WORRIES THOUGH, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH YOU TRAVIS.. =-)
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DeleteThanx Travis,my son is one of those veterans that did two tours over there in the desert.You are truely doing a noble deed...now back to scanning.
DeleteThanks Travis. My husband just retired from 30 years in the Air Force with numerous, numerous deployments. Anything to help the Vets! God bless America. Land that I love!
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Not cool to make fun of Travis just because he's gay! Knock it off bud!
DeleteWho's down with OPP?
DeleteThis whole party....
Which would include you
Uh, so your saying you want to play with everybody's penises, do you throw poo when you get excited or do you just like to rub it on your mates?
DeleteYou mean like a Boston pancake?
DeleteOnly at the zoo.
DeleteTravis is not being aggressive, he is being dominant like a male adult Sasquatch.
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"No doc. is being made about this shooting" Yeah, you wouldn't want any competition to overshadow the sierra kills BS doc.
ReplyDeleteComing "soon" right?
All im seeing is a lot of pwned footers and no monkey.
ReplyDeleteThe prawn guy sure loves his Bigfoot!
DeleteHwnd again.
DeleteAt this point I concede to the fringe: If bigfoot exists, the government must be making an effort to keep the public unawares....
DeleteThis post was a waste of time...Now, go mow your grass.
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DeleteDumb question but it bothers me so I will ask the group for a determination. If an unmarried woman engages in taterhole sex and takes a big growler of a dump the next day. Is this an illegitmate dump? or a bastard dump???
ReplyDelete^ from somebody who has had a lot of sex to the taterhole Dude who gas never had a piece of anything in the homo sapien realm keep your jar of lube handy. Why? Because with stupid immature comments like that you will only get farm animals and your own hand on a regular basis. Next time google it!
DeleteI'm starting to think tater guy may be a threat to himself and others (more so than all the other problem children in the bigfeet communiteee).
Deleteangry footer is angry.
DeleteSo...no proof yet of bigfoot?
ReplyDelete^ won't find it on your PC num nuts !
Delete^^ or in the wild...
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Delete^ it's the guy who calls everybody "Angry Footers" .
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DeleteSince when is a bigfoot society person a credible source of anything except maybe where to find a local sale on pork rinds?
ReplyDeleteI'm asking this of the bigfoot communitee at large. I'm sure the answer will be both credible and quotable. I'll use the data at my presentation at the Alabama State Society Foundation of Undecipherable Cryptozoological Konfusion.
I found a local sale on your mum last night
DeleteMan,did you get ripped off.She's always free.
DeleteHere is a prime example of the breakdown of society. All you morons who talk jibberish and idiot talk about who banged who and who shit on who and who's bullshit is eating others peoples bullshit. What a bunch of unintelligent nimrods! Do you realize how dumb you sound? This is what our world is coming too. Congratulations to all you no brain pee-ons. Its sad how you guys act like little kids. Grow up! Aww I forgot, mommy kept you on the tit too long or she and your dad were both dumbasses that popped out you the bigger dumbass. Lol
Deletea stockpile of knowledge with the capability to process important components of that knowledge and to assimilate them into an intelligent decision—the best decision. Whereas I feel like I might fall on to decision that is fourth best, even though I have been exposed to the same data. But I have forgotten that information in the meantime, and am unable to pull it forward when the time to make the decision arises.
ReplyDeleteJust go with your gut instinct; the first guess is usually the best...
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DeleteBreaking news......Dick Ryder was seen driving a 1979 Subaru Brat driving at a high rate of speed going south on I-99 with a dead Bigfoot in the back.He was described with an 'Elmer Fudd' hat on yelling out the moon roof "I done got me a real live dead Bigfoot"
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Bigfootery has now passed from being self-parody to being just plain dumb. Watch a show about a hoax that sucked? Sorry, no. The nothingness is just too much.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading my above post I would like to rephrase my point. Bigfootery is locked in an eternal wobble-dance between self-parody and stupidity, a dance with no beginning and no end. We have clearly wobbled over to the stupid side. Carry on.
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DeleteIt was a guy in a gilli suit who got shot not a Bigfoot come on u guys use your heads u really think your going to drop a animal that size with a bunch of pellets from a 12 gauge? Pull it together have a nice day
ReplyDeleteNeed some bigfoot bones or corpse to let "real scientist tell us what's up" so far since 1967 PGF there has been no proof of bigfoot. All we have are a handful of researchers (cons) making money on a myth.
Delete^ if I was trying to con somebody and make some money it definatly wouldn't be in the Bigfoot world! There is no money in Bigfooting Moron! Show me a rich con man in Bigfooting? There are none . I can't even find one who after expenses In bigfooting can even Swindle (according to you) enough to make a damn.
DeleteI bet fat moneymaker is pulling in a nice paycheck hoaxing tv viewers each week.
Delete^ he's not a con man he is a tv celebrity dink tip.
DeleteI would of pulled the barrel and clubbed you with it.
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•Newly released emails directly contradict White House claims regarding Benghazi
•SARS like virus leaps from patients to health care workers in Saudia Arabia
•Embryonic stem cells: Advance in medical human cloning
•Cutting Keplar: Breakdown Imperils NASA’s Hunt for Other Earths
•The Black Knight Returns: Space Junk, or does Earth have an “Alien Eavesdropper?”
•Ghost Theory discusses talking plants in its Aliens From Earth Series
If you’d like to share a story or send a news tip, email us at info@gralienreport.com.
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