This Is What It's Like To Win $500,000 On a Slot Machine

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This dude just won half a million dollars on a progressive jackpot (a jackpot where the value of the jackpot increases a small amount each game). His reaction is priceless. After taxes, he should be taking home somewhere around 250k (which is still a lot of money).


[via MuldersWorld.com]

Comments

  1. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:29:00 PM PDT

    Firsting in your face!

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:30:00 PM PDT

      Oh I totally pwned you losers. Bigfoot is fake, Shawn is pwning you so he can sleep in, you guys are morons. /legend

      Delete
    2. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:34:00 PM PDT

      ^what a loser, you know nothing and you like it!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:35:00 PM PDT

      Is it over now? No more magic monkey?

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:37:00 PM PDT

      It is over. Bigfoot is fake. 8:34 is part of Team Traker, he is nothing.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:43:00 PM PDT

      First. .. The correct way!!!

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    6. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:46:00 PM PDT

      ^great false first, congrats!! 8:37, I fart in your general direction... you know absolutely nothing and like it!!!

      Delete
    7. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:54:00 PM PDT

      846 I just knew, I could get a reaction from you. Sir you are a true turd of the stinkest kind. What a firsting has-been you have become. You can bet your family is ashamed.
      The correct way!!!

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    8. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 9:01:00 PM PDT

      ^ good try...

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    9. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 9:03:00 PM PDT

      8:54, you have had so many seconds that I would consider you sloppy.

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    10. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 9:21:00 PM PDT

      ^ report back to me on the correct figures of so called seconds.
      The correct way!!!

      Delete
  2. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:42:00 PM PDT

    (clive squashy)

    This was filmed April 1st...

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  3. Mayor McCheeseTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:46:00 PM PDT

    I won $75 on a scratch and win once and I quit my job.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:47:00 PM PDT

      I live only off my bingo winnings . Sometimes I eat my bingo chips.

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    2. Mayor McCheeseTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 8:56:00 PM PDT

      I'm assuming you live on an Indian reserve. They breed some of the finest pro bingo players in the country.

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 9:03:00 PM PDT

      No sir. My daddy yells out numbers and soon I scream bingo. Sometimes I win money. Last time daddy yelled 69.. I jumped up and screamed bingo!

      Delete
    4. AnonymousWednesday, May 29, 2013 at 3:31:00 PM PDT

      I won a free coffee from Tim Hortons Roll Up The Rim To Win contest but a squatch snatched it from me before I could collect :(

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, May 29, 2013 at 5:10:00 PM PDT

      I hate bingo as I have a lisp.

      Delete
  4. Mayor McCheeseTuesday, May 28, 2013 at 9:07:00 PM PDT

    All right then! Peace, talk to you all in two weeks! ;)

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, May 29, 2013 at 6:26:00 AM PDT

    He asked if u have a dick cause he wants too feel your very fuzzy balls slap him on the chin .

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 29, 2013 at 7:33:00 AM PDT

      Yep,he has ball scars on his chin from all the balls slamming into his chin.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 29, 2013 at 5:11:00 PM PDT

      Woman will tell you different. You should try one some day. :)

      Delete

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