Caption This: Melba Catch'em
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| Image Credit: Huck Sterfoot |
It's dead silence in the world of Dr. Melba Ketchum. Since releasing her groundbreaking Bigfoot DNA study and promising an independent analysis, we haven't heard a word from her since March.
While we're waiting for the analysis, we would like to thank Huck Sterfoot for posting this creepy image of Dr. Ketchum and Michael Myers. What is Michael thinking? Write your caption in the comments section below.
First!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"This will pwn those footers who think there's a magic monkey man"
DeleteLike you do.
DeleteIt's Shawn Evidence creeping on Melba like Fox News Shaun Hannity on Obama.
Delete"You guys think it is funny, but this "pwned" in every comment is becoming boring. Get a clue, then go get a life." That is the caption, or what it should say.
DeleteBitch stole my DNA
ReplyDeleteYou gave it to her. She's your type. Don't deny it
DeleteNO, MICHAEL MYERS IS LIKE, " I SHOULD RAPE THIS BIG FATASS BITCH FOR HOAXING US WITH HER B/S DNA STUDY!! "
DeleteALL CAPS
I work for one of the labs in TX and I resent you for calling us hoaxers.
DeleteGlad to see ALL CAPS is still here. ALL CAPS, where have all the old timers gone too? I don't even hear the words SKEPTARDS anymore. God I miss the old days…
DeleteSchupperman
Schupperman? I love how posters "sign" their comments as if he is a celebrity. No one has ever heard of that name and no one cares. Also the word "too" is the same as also. So, you said, "Where have all the old timers gone also"? "to" is the correct usage....MORON! There's your caps.
Delete^ Who Cares - lots of typing for nothing.
Delete7:18 Do you feel validated now? Congrats loZer. Shove the Z up your ass.
DeleteRUSH RULES
Delete2nd!!!!
ReplyDelete"Momma, I'm hungry! Where's that steak Wally bought for ya?"
ReplyDelete"Want more Chewtilda"
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Mr Dyer for your hair sample. Come back in 5 years for the results. Would you like a cookie
ReplyDeleteI'm here to write an endorsement of your findings
ReplyDeleteThis woman couldn't find a mythic, elusive bogeyman if it was staring right at her.
ReplyDeleteNo, but she did find and prove a whole new hominin species probably of alien origin so of course the denial war then kicked into gear, via mainstream science and the truth embargoed media with their left foot BFE.
Deletethe voices told you so
DeleteCat lady...... Oh oh oh CAT LADY!!! Oh di do dee Cat Lady!!!!
DeleteOh mmmmmmmmmm oh. Crazy fuckin Cat Lady!!!
"Oh Hi Mulder, what can I do for you?"
ReplyDeleteHey Melba, If I film this mask through a tent do you think people will give me money?
ReplyDeleteMy character is more real than DeNovo Scientific Journal.
ReplyDeleteHuck Sterfoot. Nice.
ReplyDeleteOh, from your profile pic I thought you were reasonably attractive.
ReplyDelete"I left you something on my gifting taterhole."
ReplyDeleteYou need to let me go--my name is not Daisy!
ReplyDeleteCome on lady....start the show already.....
ReplyDelete^ lol..my fave so far
Delete"no mam, the name is lee murry, not lee murr."
ReplyDeleteMatch.com
ReplyDeleteDAMN IT! Laurie said she was hot! That bitch is sooooo dead!
ReplyDeleteAH! It's The Shape!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOf things to come, yes.
DeleteLikes things that come.^
Delete"sorry, only ancient aliens today, no zombies till tomorrow."
ReplyDeleteHMMMM,TATERHOLE!!!!
ReplyDeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDelete^ The winner....
DeleteOur president! Hail Trollandia!
Delete"Melba collects the sample from Jason in the glory hole and tastes it for freshness before storing it in the vuhjean."
ReplyDeleteI told you to buy Magnum condoms,not the mini size!!!
ReplyDeleteI swear Melba,I did not leave any DNA on that dead Bigfoot!
ReplyDelete"Hi, I'm Robin Lynn Forestpeople"
ReplyDeletePwned
Delete"Have you seen Mayor McCheese?"
ReplyDeleteI'm the one that's been braiding your horse hair.Now bend over and show me the taterhole.
ReplyDeleteLift this NDA so I can talk, damn it.
ReplyDeleteI can make her go away for good!!! Looks like Dr Loomis with a wig!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs this where the glory hole is?
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
DeleteWorst
DeleteHas to work the grave yard shift at the glory hole.^^^
DeleteHA.Has to work the Grave Yard Shift!!!
Deletehere's that bleach you ordered
ReplyDelete"Melba carefully applies the condom to Jason before the glory hole mating ceremony begins."
ReplyDeleteThere's no telling where Melba has been so Jason needs to safe.
WAZZZ UP MELBA!!!!
ReplyDeleteI left a deuce in the urinal.
ReplyDeleteI've been waiting here forever. When is she gonna get laid so I can stick my knife in her? COME ON!
ReplyDeleteI like turtles.
ReplyDeleteAre you OTR? I like my woman a little bloody.
ReplyDeleteStill feel a little a sore? Sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure Dick Ryder brought Hank here?
ReplyDeleteWally... Want... Money ...Back...Now...
ReplyDeleteNo, he's happy with the study.
Deletebecause it's nothing
DeleteI thought the people at Smith's Grove asylum were crazy.
ReplyDeleteI'm Michael Myers, one of the most credible people in the psychopath world. I'm Michael Myers, one of the most credible people in the psychopath world. I'm Michael Myers, one of the most credible people in the psychopath world. I'm Michael Myers, one of the most credible people in the psychopath world. I'm Michael Myers, one of the most credible people in the psychopath world. I'm Michael Myers, one of the most credible people in the psychopath world. I'm Michael Myers, one of the most credible people in the psychopath world. I'm Michael Myers, one of the most credible people in the psychopath world.
ReplyDeleteBetter than Michael Merchant then.
DeleteHow do you like it so far?
DeleteDon't be scared,it's just me,Robert Lindsay with my alter ego mask on.
ReplyDelete"I know what you did to the samples submitted to your DNA study, Smelba".
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean a dog is my Dad?
ReplyDeleteI don't think you know the first thing about DNA!
Does the carpet match the drapes?
ReplyDeleteFasano said you suck.Well,I'm waiting!
ReplyDeleteYou're going to be more than sore when I'm done with you!
ReplyDeleteGo back to the other funny boys in the back room, black ops geek.
DeleteSore^^^^
DeleteInjury case can be source of high income: This
ReplyDeleteisn't likely for all injury cases. What is that's essential is the braveness to fight rear side.
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Why am I here? My movies have nothing to do with Bigfoot. I kill babysitters on Halloween night. This makes no sense!
ReplyDeleteJ.Randi told me you're into vibrating butt plugs too.Wanna party?
ReplyDeleteangry footer still angry
DeleteActually I'm a Jrefer.Just thought it was funny to put out there that we do enjoy a good butt plug party.
DeleteHi,Cathiee uhm I mean John Preston here for my anal exam.
ReplyDeleteDUH!!! Can't you see it's CHRIS NOEL behind that mask? He's the only one left that believes her.
ReplyDeleteNo "DUH", its Rick Dyer he believes. Read the back cover of his book and see. Talk about a stupid book!!!
Delete..so then Sykes turns to me and says DNA?I thought you said TNA.Boy did we have a lawf..
ReplyDeleteOk sir did you want to upsize your soda?
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteForgot my chemistry book, could you let me in for a sec...
(bigfoot)
ReplyDeleteROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !
Got monkey?
ReplyDeleteGot mirror?
DeleteHow's the Taterhole holding up?
ReplyDeleteMelba's taterhole is stellar, amazing, the 8th natural wonder of the world. They don't call her "Old Ironsides" for nothing.
DeleteIs it true you prefer cockmeat bagels over blueberry bagels?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Ketchum...the mindspeaking/mindraping forest people still support you...
ReplyDeleteSays someone who thinks it's a realistic scenario of several thousands of giant upright walking apes strolling wildly around American mountains and forests.
DeleteFill her up with super and I'll take a pack of Marlboro reds.
ReplyDeleteCandy Gram.
ReplyDeleteW.M. IRA
Michael Myers is like, " i should rape this fatass bitch for hoaxing us all"...
ReplyDeleteOr he's thinking "she looked kinda hot in her profile photo but..."
DeleteShit. There must have been a mix up at the depot. They thought you wanted 'Devil DNA'....
ReplyDeleteMMG
I heard a rumor from David Paulides that you can suck start a Harley and my battery is dead.Do you mind?
ReplyDeleteThat's not a rumor...
Delete(clive squashy)
ReplyDelete...Fuck Smeja, watch a pro in action.
(bigfoot)
ReplyDeleteROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!
"I told everyone you were gonna prove bigfoot exists and now I can't show my face in public. Gimme back my 30 buck you lying twat..."
ReplyDeleteDo you have any empty Grey Poupon?
ReplyDeleteThere's a man out here who needs to poop in a jar!
Just open the package and put the damn condom on already!
ReplyDelete"Ahh, I see, so THAT's how you tainted the samples."
ReplyDelete^^ Nice. Like this one.
DeleteI bet the old girl would be so hot , sporting a wooden leg. Just saying...
ReplyDeleteAlways on the outside looking in. No one even notices.
ReplyDeleteI like turtles
ReplyDeletePonies are pretty.
ReplyDeleteI'm here to serve you with papers from Wally Hersom.
ReplyDeleteI can smell your _ _ _ _ !
ReplyDelete"Look at the blood!!!"
DeleteDominos Pizza delivery! Please pay in cash.No more checks from you.
ReplyDeleteMUST STAY PERFECTLY STILL. IF I DON'T MOVE, SHE WON'T SEE ME. I COULD KILL HER, BUT HER FACE IS TOO BIG, IT WILL NEVER FIT.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, Sir...Your balls are showing.
ReplyDeletePssst...Pssst...You'll get nothing and like it.
ReplyDelete30 Dolla...Make you Holla
ReplyDeleteI've been sent by the Asylum. Let's go.
ReplyDeleteHi. I am an anonymous peer reviewer. Your paper sucks balls....
ReplyDelete(bigfoot)
ReplyDeleteIf you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if
you wrong us shall we not revenge?
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Pst. Pst, Melba. Ve don't vant you to talk about that Bigfoot cross breeding thing vith humans. Forget about it Melba. Ve vill vrite history another vay. Just pretend that the DNA lies once in avhile. Got it Melba?
ReplyDeleteMelba! You're like school in the summertime. No class!
ReplyDeleteI'm so gonna mind rape you.
ReplyDeleteMelba, I am going to stalk you because I don't like WHO you are and WHAT YOU DID. You proved the existence of a hybrid human that we call "Sasquatch". You have defied the MIB and there infiltration into such forams as this one and organizations as TeamTazer. You did it FIRST, damn it. You are a religious person, you are from Texas, you are a female, you are controversial, you are not from academia, you are not on the side that thinks that Sasquatch is a dumb ape (even though Meldrum, Bindernagel, etc. have contributed greatly to research), and you have showed a great deal of perserverance and facing ridicule. Now, if we can continue to stall Dr. Sykes confirmation of your work- his independent study has been derailed already thanks to the MIB. I will continue the negative propaganda campaign. Sincerely, Mike Myers
ReplyDeleteYou drink the cool aid. You are not very bright.
Delete"Ooh I like to watch you work. Makes me randy baby, oh yeah..."
ReplyDelete"I found it in my yard. I saw the thing scratching itself on my tree. It's the freshest flesh and hair sample I know of...oh, did you just drool on it? What the f..."
ReplyDelete"My ears are ringing. Paulides must be near"
ReplyDelete"Reperations will come. I just know it."
ReplyDelete"I think I left the door to the squatch lab open."
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeletemmm mmm mmm Melda, once you go Mike you'll never go dike.
Wally wants it.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Mike, this happens to me all the time.....just take a few more of these blue ones....
ReplyDelete" So Mr Myers it's easy, you give me a $100 and next time you're in court for homicide I'll test the DNA and prove the panda did it..."
ReplyDelete"Yeah so I only wear the gloves when I've just got my nails done.... Contamination? What's that?"
ReplyDelete"So, you put the gloves on like this Micheal, I bend over drop my panties part my cheeks and you pull out Denovo issue 2"
ReplyDeleteI'm going to need a bigger knife
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteBet she taste like chicken.
"who is this beautiful lady? she looks just like me."
ReplyDeleteHi. One ticket for Back Door Sluts, please.
ReplyDeleteAM I FIRST?
ReplyDeleteDo you want to be?
DeleteMike Myers "Look everyone, a giant lemur. Hide your kids, hide your wives and hide your husbands too, they raping everybody up in here"
ReplyDeleteI think there was a drive by shooting,have you seen the DNA on this glass. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteSo who won this shit Shawn?
ReplyDeleteWhen is the next issue of DeNovo going to be released?
ReplyDelete