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Sunday, May 12, 2013

Bigfootology: Dr. Bryan Sykes To Release DNA Results This Fall

Image credit: Bigfootology.com

Let's face it: Dr. Melba Ketchum's study was a huge let down. Her five year study failed to prove Bigfoot. As we've been reporting for months now, Dr. Bryan Sykes may be the one to prove the existence of Bigfoot -- through DNA. It looks like he now has everything he needs to complete his research and unlike Dr. Ketchum's study, Syke's study appears to be more transparent. We now have a solid timeframe of when his paper is going to be released and his research will be featured in a special BBC documentary. According to Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis, Dr. Bryan Sykes should be releasing his paper sometime in mid-fall:

Update regarding the Oxford-Lausanne Collateral Hominid Project

Over a year ago when I first announced this project was happening with Dr. Bryan Sykes and that we were honored to support him in this work, I also stated that there would be a BBC documentary filmed in conjunction with this project and that we were inviting people from all over the world to send in samples for testing. No NDA’s, no sample contracts, just properly conducted science open to the public because that is where honest samples come from, the public.

It has been a tremendous honor for Bigfootology to have supported Dr. Bryan Sykes and this film company in helping all of this to happen and the work is progressing nicely.

A month and a half ago I met with Dr. Bryan Sykes in San Francisco and my family took him on a trip for nearly two weeks showing him Bigfoot country, having him meet other Bigfoot researchers including other Team Bigfootology members which included Ray Crowe. We also attempted to have him connect with Peter Byrne and we did talk by phone but since Peter is in Los Angeles having some medical treatment done Bryan has not been able to meet up with him. I did take Bryan out to a remote location to do some “Bigfooting” and then out to the Lummi and he met some of the great people out there and Bryan took more samples while on scene.

We had to stay fluid in everything we did because some very wonderful unexpected things happen like connecting with the United States Wildlife Forensic lab, and thanks to Bigfootology VP Greg Roberts for letting us know that it was there and it turned into an incredible day of meeting some of the brightest minds in the world when it comes to the various sciences the Bigfoot world needs to validate and substantiate the species and Dr. Bryan Sykes has contracted with them to use their facilities to do the work he needs to do in America. Mr. Goddard and all of the scientists and support personnel were wonderful, hospitable, and taught us a lot, answered questions that have been floating around the Bigfoot world for a very long time. I am grateful for them.

Bryan and my family had a great time and the reason why the Oxford-Lausanne Collateral Hominid Project is not on schedule as originally laid-out is due to the incredible response and the continued supplying of samples that Team Bigfootology have found, and most importantly, samples that many of you have provided for this historic project and that truly is the most important thing, various samples from all over the world with no charge/fees to the public.

So with that, I am pleased to announce that the reception of samples is now closed. The very last sample was handed over yesterday to Bryan and I am very happy to say that it was a large sample provided by Brenda Harris from the New Mexico side of the Navajo Reservation. I am pleased that we have three First Nation tribes involved with this project from the Colville Tribes, the Lummi, and the Navajo, among samples that have come in from all over the world. Thank you to everyone and it is an honor for all of us to be a part of this very historic project with the top genetic scientist in the world, Dr. Bryan Sykes.

To the First Nation people as well, you are all now a part of history of real science. We are honored to have you a part of this, and I was really hoping and pushing for the First Nation's people to have their part. I have the Lummi and Colville Tribes involved and I am ecstatic about the Navajo tribe being involved who is a tribe I especially love because of my personal history with. So, I thank you, and I pray that this brings honor to the Navajo, as well the same for the Colville Tribes and the Lummi.

We anticipate that the documentary will be out in the mid-Fall, BBC Channel 4, and Bryan anticipates the release of his paper and findings at the same time or soon thereafter, in late October or November, but nothing is written in stone as things still remain flexible because there are so many people and schedules involved. No other samples are being accepted with one exception and that is if there is any undisputable provenance and that can still be petitioned through Bigfootology.

So thank you, all, again for your active support and engagement. Asking about the findings and conclusions at this point is fruitless because we are not privy to that information, and Bryan is also not privy to it yet and will not be until this summer when he writes his paper. So aside from one sample the only people that know anything are his lab technicians who have been running the tests, but due to the controls in place they do not know what they are examining or from where. It is great to work with a professional scientific analysis organization that knows how to maintain the integrity of samples and data. In this way there is no risk of leaking anything by Sykes or myself, or anyone else.

Thank you and we appreciate all of you for staying patient and the answers will come. We live in a very exciting time and we are all honored to be a part of it.

Rhettman
Bigfootology

[via Bigfootology]

179 comments:

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    1. By the fat troll who is more obsessed with Bigfoot than the footers he despises.

      Something has gone wrong here my friend. :0)

      MMG

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    2. Dr. to release proof of bigfoot: Psyche!

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    3. I love bigfoot and the extraordinarily credulous. Trollandia is the place for me.

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    4. Those aren't gloves- those are his actual hands. And he combs his hair with a mackerel.

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    5. pwned like Wally Hersom by Melba

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    6. Is that Smeja all the way to the right in the picture, the one with the beard wearing a baseball cap?

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    7. Yup. He dressed smart for the occasion.

      MMG

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    8. Why is Smeja in that photo? Who are those people?

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    9. Thats all about the boot DNA, see the boot on the table...

      really tricky stuff to figure out.....

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    10. What the heck is the boot DNA? As if everyone is supposed to know about boot DNA.

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    11. Actually, Ketchum's study did prove the squatch species is really there but the real problem is a back-stabbing site like this blog pretending to be interested in the subject yet constantly promotes anti-bf bull and encourages anti-bf behavior like some black ops, and of course mainstream science first replying she found a new species then hearing the name and backing out due to being under the truth embargo in mattersl ike this. But point is, she did prove it yet received no help from academia already sworn to silence by aothirities. Yes folks, you thought you lived in a free democratic society it's actually a tyranny in disguise and denial of its own origins.

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  2. Second, and damn you to Trollania hell.

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    1. Bigfoot Evidence site is to Melba what Fox News is to Obama! Actually Shawn you're wrong again. Melba proved Sasquatch is real along with 11 other independent labs and is a pioneer . Sykes is just backing it up with the weight of his credibility behind it. The results can be interpreted on both studies and scrutinized but the matter of fact your site won't acknowledge it and there is strong favoritism and deletion of facts that allow you to put a slant and rather sketchy interpretation of Melba which just isn't true.

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    2. oops, looks like melba told some whoppers:
      http://seesdifferent.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/texas-dna-specialist-writes-that-sasquatch-is-a-modern-human-being/

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    3. Anon 9:28 there's a big difference between Fox News/Obama and BE/Melba Ketchum, the huge difference is that Fox makes shit up whereas BE has let Melba speak for herself. If you don't realise when you've been had then I genuinely feel sorry for you. Melba Ketchum was one in a long line of bat shit crazy hoaxers who fed you a lot of pusedo science bs that you gulped down like an illegal NY soda. She only proved how gullible some people are to cough up $30 bucks for a flawed study written by a sixth grader about their favourite impossible hybrid, Sykes will find something but it will either end the debate or push it into the realms of real science but either way it will not back up the cat vet's "findings". Ketchum was a charlatan give it up already.

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    4. ^so moron are you calling all the other labs and universities hoaxers ? STFU! What's your contribution to the cause you welfare suck tit! You couldn't tell the difference between DNA and a McDonalds hamburger. Maybe you should look into her credentials a little bit more and realize she is a lot more than a vet. You're a Moron!

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    5. Yay! THe Moron!Idiot! dude is back!

      Troll his ass relentlessly!

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    6. Im pretty sure thats just that old hag MELBA KETCHUM posting like someone who would defend her(doesnt exist)

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    7. The Ketchum paper has numerous scientists and several independent labs who validate/agree with the findings. Not Ketchum mind you, she was one small part of the project. Next, the fringe loons will call Sykes a kook, say he has lost his mind or is a liar, blah, blah, blah.

      Regardless, I have read the Ketchum paper and I bet a million dollars to one that Sykes will use the same techniques to sequence the DNA as the Ketchum paper did. So, Sykes is about to ruin his fine reputation by coming out with the truth because there are way to many narrow minded "world is flat" people out there who sling mud and see where it land. Sykes will be be gutted by the fools on this site and in the news. He will now be labeled as a bi-polar alcoholic.

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    8. WRONG - not a SINGLE lab or coauthor involved with the Ketchum paper has agreed with her findings. They are SILENT. Get a clue!

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    9. ^ when people are silent dipshit is because they don't disagree! Otherwise they come out swinging! Has not happened!

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    10. Maybe they're just remaining silent out of embarrassment with being associated with her bullshit study. No one is slinging mud at Sykes because he is highly respected in his field and has his own methods for extracting DNA which he has previously used to extract DNA from ancient remains that people thought was impossible and unlike Melba Ketchum his methods HAVE been varified by his peers. Ketchum is a fraudster, where is the actual DNA sequence? Why has she not put the information into Genbank? Why did she tell Smeja to destroy his samples? Why when tested at another lab did Smeja's steak come back as black bear? Where is the amazing HD video set to accompany the study? Why is it that when the sequences provided by Ketchum are from dogs, cats and lemurs? Why did she have to buy her own journal to publish her non-peer reviewed paper? Why when it is biologically impossible did she state that Bigfoot could be the result of giant lemurs mating with humans? What about the emails confirming all the stories about angel DNA and the Nephlim? On Coast to Coast she discussed a murder investigation that her company had provided DNA evidence on yet she isn't listed on any database or court records as a witness or as a respected court approved DNA lab what's up with that? Please don't mention working on the 9/11 identifications as that belittles the great work that those people are still doing now while she uses it as a way to drum up business for her badly rated and almost bankrupt DNA company. She used Wally for a big paycheck then used idiots like you to squeeze more money out of Sasquatch, she deserves as much scorn and hatred as Dyer and his ilk. This is science not fairytale angelic creatures fucking lemurs in fairytale fruitcake land leave it to people like Sykes with credibility, transparency in their samples, experience in genetics and no financial stake in the results to investigate.

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    11. Melba Ketchum--she's much more than a vet.
      *wink wink*

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    12. 12:19, shut up Mikey your long rambles help you none you know she cracked it and you geeks turned on the truth because you are the fakes. Problem is we have a mainstream academia playing the game of deception and cover-up, in essence covering for that superstition known as religion, it's therefore high time more scientists realize this and break out of the evil circle holding the truth back from the public.

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  3. Holy smokes MMG, never seen you up this late!

    Will Sykes make the dream come true?

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    1. Firsting is a 24/7 occupation. The late bird catches the worm.

      As for Sykes study... I wouldn't hold my breath. It's only as good as the samples they have to work from.

      As Travis says below good to have someome credible looking at.

      Just keep Sykes away from the footers until October. Just to be on the safe side.

      MMG

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    2. ^^^ Pwned guy hurting.

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    3. ^ licks feces off MMG's tater while giving reach around.

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    4. ^^^ Pwned guy still hurting. Spends ALL day on a Bigfoot site trolling. Beyond sad.

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    5. Ha ha pwned kid owned.

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    6. ^^^ spends equal amount of time hoping Shawn will post actual evidence so his family won't mock him anymore.

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    7. Lol, bleevers pwned like bleeving kid at family get togethers.

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    8. They are getting really pissed now! Troll on Trollandians.

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    9. Doesn't look like that to me buddy.

      Get a girlfriend. Follow sports. This is not healthy human behavior.

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    10. in a few minutes, I plan to release the results of last nights mexican dinner.

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    11. Anon 7:52 ?? What advice do you have when your ass is on this site? Your following this site too! What a moron

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    12. I keep my poop in a jar.

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    13. PWNING RIGHTS REVOKED DUE TO EXCESSIVE USE.

      Trollandia; Statutes of limitations:

      Article C
      Section $7,5000

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    14. Or best offer.

      Robin Lynne Wackywoodsieclusterfoot.

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  4. Sounds better than a crazy cat lady doing a DNA study

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    1. I sorta wish she would give more of her crazy antics, I miss her mind boggling behaviour

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    2. Like bigfoot braiding her horses' hair?

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    3. Like mind rape and sore mornings?

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    4. Like family of 5 and HD video?

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    5. Like blueberry bagels and lovely gifting baskets?

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    6. Does bigfoot drink? I keep finding empty beer bottles in my basket.

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    7. like a bushbaby lemur banging an Inuit

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    8. Like a circle in a spiral
      Like a wheel within a wheel
      Never ending or beginning
      On an ever spinning reel
      Like a snowball down a mountain
      Or a carnival balloon
      Like a carousel thats turning
      Running rings around the moon

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    9. Hey Travis you Welfare sucking dipshit! If you're so smart Then go do your own DNA study fag! At least Melba did something unlike you F*CKING welfare idiots on this site who do nothing but whack off all day!

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    10. Amen anon 10:50. Most of these idiots on here live with their parents and sit on their asses and collect welfare or disability checks. They complain and cry how their backs hurt or they have a leg injury and then live off the fat of the land. I go to work 6 days a week. 12 hours a day and my money goes to taxes to pay for these lowlifes to live. I say let them fend for their pathetic selves. So for all you low life scumbags on here that live off everybody else and don't work. I got three words for ya! Get a life!!!

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    11. Thanks for going to work 6 days a week for 12 hours a day. I can get just about any food I want with my EBT card thanks to caring folks like you.

      Now, I have to get back in my mom's basement and wait to be first. By the way, you also paid for my laptop and cell phone. Without it, I couldn't be first on this site. I also couldn't chat with my friends all day and night without them.

      I'd give you a hug if I could. It's too bad that you can't sleep in tomorrow like me.

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    12. WTF IS WITH EVERYONE THINKING PEOPLE FROM THIS SITE ARE ALL ON WELFARE?! Do you guys realize how many Americans work from behind a computer, many of which at their own home? Seriously, you must be more pathetic than those people your referring to.

      I sit behind a computer and make 60k a year before my bonus'

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    13. I want to thank the guy that works 72 hours a week. Thanks! Don't forget to pay your taxes, bro...

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    14. I would rather starve than be a leech on the welfare system. And my back does hurt, and I still go to work.

      And as far as doing my own DNA study, I'd probably come up with similar results, because much like the cat lady, I would have no idea what I was doing

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    15. No Travis she knew what she was doing, draining Wally's bank account and exploiting gullible idiots

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  5. Rhettman Mullis is a tool, just another attention-hungry goofball feeding off the big foot gravy train. Check out his website, the guy is deeply in love with himself.

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    1. "attention-hungry goofball feeding off the bigfoot gravy train"

      I'm submitting this to Webster's as the definition for 'footer'

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    2. I submitted your mom to my footer last night.

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    3. That's pretty good for a retard.

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    4. It's always been good kid your a chip off the old block.

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    5. City police are investigating a Ratman Mullet for excessive public displays of self-affection.
      Film at 11.

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    6. ^Winner winner chicken dinner!

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  8. So, if the Sykes DNA shows no sasquatch whatsoever, are we going to admit defeat and give up on belief in bigfoot?

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    1. I hope so. Its be a long time coming. Decades of nothing...a Religion of magic giant ape. Time to move on if this doesn.t pan out.

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    2. As long as money can be made, bigfoot will live on. As long as people are buying, there will be people selling.

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    3. Kinda like your mom as long as people are buying she will be selling her sweet ass

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    4. Some will move on some will carry on people generally do what they like can that be a difficult concept for others.

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    5. don't let anyone ever your way of thinking

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    6. Airshipman Don Jeff is the nextest nothing after the next Sykes nothing. The big question is, who is the NEXTnextest nothing after that?

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    7. It's a thrill a minute.

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    8. and the misses just keep on coming

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    9. The immediate nothing and the nextnextest nothing are both you Rebecca. You can also sign up for the nextnextnextest nothing after that. You are sure to qualify.

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    10. Either we have many retard skeptics on this site with less of a life than the actually believers(skeptics post more oddly, count it)

      OR

      Its the same asshole over and over again

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    11. Yes his asshole gets a lot of traffic.

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    12. Wrong Mikey, this search has only just begun and you creeps with your hoax site know it. The reason it's only just begun is because many have now finally realized what some of us knew already that Bigfoots aren't apes but far more intelligent i.e. either hominin or alien. So you see fakers, that's why it's only just begun as the search now is switching gears into another lane as far away from the old animal bullshit as it can get. That also means the Ketchum smearing's all in vain.

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  9. Detectives on Saturday arrested the 12-year-old brother of Leila Fowler on "charges of homicide" in connection with the 8-year-old girl's death, Calaveras County, California, Sheriff Gary Kuntz said.



    After the girl’s death, police said she and her brother were home alone on Saturday, April 27, when the boy said he saw an intruder leaving the house.



    Police said he told them he found his sister stabbed and severely wounded. She died minutes after arriving at the hospital, authorities said.

    The brother did it after all. Evil is born from a demon seed.

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    1. Uh, dude, this is not the venue for that.

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    2. I come to BE for the random national and world news updates.

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    3. The sheriff's name is Kuntz

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    4. MK Davis has footage of bigfoot wearing a poncho. He also has footage of one wearing a sheriff uniform.

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    5. And some with very erotic underwear.

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  11. Great news and thanks to all. Bigfootology and the submitters, and especially Dr. Sykes. What will we do if the tests reveal nothing?

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    1. The same thing we've been doing after decades of getting nothing, we're going to keep liking it. As long as we like it Bigfoot shall continue to exist in our imaginations.

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    2. ^ exactly. I love that big guy. He lives in my heart.

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    3. Bigfoot are not just for Xmas.

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    4. I pray to Jesus, get nothing, and like it every time!

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    5. Pray to Bigfoot instead

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    6. Jesus was never photographed, neither was bigfoot. They have never appeared in the same place at the same time. ...Things that make you go hmmmm....

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    7. I once ate a potato chip shaped like Bigfoot

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    8. Terrible analogy.

      No Godzilla sightings.
      No Godzilla tracks.
      No Godzilla DNA studies.
      No Godzilla hoaxes.
      No Godzilla evidence blogs.
      No Godzilla field research organization.

      MMG

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    9. Replace the above reponse Godzille with

      Ghost
      or
      UFO
      or
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      or
      A number of other social constructs.

      No bigfoot still = no bigfoot in 2013.

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    10. I'll go with with Godzilla every time over Godzille.

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    11. Black ops guys busy talking to themselves, so what's new here.

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  14. The Big Bad Schoolyard BullySunday, May 12, 2013 at 6:40:00 AM PDT

    Here's Rick Dyer,
    "Anonymous Sunday, May 12, 2013 at 3:03:00 AM PDT
    Rhettman Mullis is a tool, just another attention-hungry goofball feeding off the big foot gravy train. Check out his website, the guy is deeply in love with himself."

    who hates every other person in the field EXCEPT himself throwing a big old bigfoot rock at the glass house he lives in (for now anyway).
    As for the scared little boys who stay up all night waitng, HOPING to be first to post their inane crap here, what will all of you little nerds say if the study shows there to BE an actual creature we call Sasquatch out there? Gonna be A LOT OF SCARED kids hiding behind their computer screens afraid to venture out of mama's basement for fear of the boogieman.

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    1. Nope. Tricky Dicky can't spell that good.

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  15. From my mom you'll get nothing and you will like it. Now, my dad, he'll pork you in your taterhole, and you will like it also. ^^^

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    1. Tell mom I said hi and sorry to your dad for the stretched out poon and tater. Happy Mother's Day to me!

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  16. If he woulda found evidence of a squatch, that shit woulda been front page news. real news. not crypto news. instead they talk about first nation people,blah blah. ketchum pulled that pow wow bullshit too. As if im supposed to be impressed by the knowledge of people who never concieved the wheel.

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    1. Evidently, 7:19, you don't READ. He has not completed the study, yet, and has not even looked at the results his lab technicians are finding. Go back and read the post.

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    2. 7:19 doesn't seems to realize there's an ordered truth embargo on this subject from government fractions probably, even if he found something (which whould be the exact same as Ketchum because she found and proved BF hominin) it'd get the same press/media treatment. Besides, he's part of mainstream media so he's either in on the cover-up already or right about now being informed on it.

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  17. Most people already know bigfoot exist through melba ketchums dna results. and thier own personal expeirience. Melba and her team are past the dna results and trying to figure out what they are . The people from sykes need to get over it and stop trying to steal other peoples thunder Dna results are already done ..get over it

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    1. I signed the petition for equal rights and I wrote my congressman.

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    2. cited for posting while intoxicated

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    3. Anon 7:25 the last of the Ketchumites....

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    4. Must be. She is one of only like ... five, maybe ... people who have not caught on that Ketchum's paper proved nothing.

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    5. ^ Major idiot. You know very well she not only proved the species real (what are you even doing on a bf blog if in doubt of that), she got railroaded by her academia colleagues more interested in keeping their jobs than stepping out of line for the sake of truth. 7:25 is corrct, the data results are indisputable rock solid proof and Sykes should understand that if not then he's the fake. Should be interesting, if he dares telling the truth or the story's too big even he'll back off with some lame excuse at the last minute.

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  18. Is this the Troll Foot Evidence Site I've read so little about.

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  19. ^*^ is your mom still a ho?

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  20. MSNBC is reporting that the Ohio State Police and the FBI and other agencies involved in the Cleveland multiple abduction case have selected Texas DNA and forensic specialist Dr. Melba S. Ketchum to not analyze the DNA evidence. Dr. Ketchum is expected to not have a press conference within the next few hours.

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    1. Rhettman has lied so many times in the past, you cannot trust him or his one many bigfootery. Rhettman, just like Sykes has tried to ride the coattails of others for months, that's why Sykes came to the U.S. Remember folks, Sykes first stated that he'd have his study out in December, that never happened....

      Reality, the Ketchum study has 100+ samples, 6 Phd's and more additional support as time moves forward. Sykes CANNOT come out with with a scientific white paper that is the same as Ketchum's, that doesn't happen in the journal world, it HAS to be different, or he just writes ana article.

      Old Rhettman needs to stop trying to make an end around on everyone he interfaces with and start being an honest person who stops trying to hide behind the farce that he's some type of religious leader....

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    2. He thinks bigfoots can mate with humans and claims to know the grandson of a hybrid! You would think someone like that would have embraced the Ketchum paper....

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    3. "Reality, the Ketchum study has..." .... four people who heard her admit to having doctored samples.

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    4. ^^Bleeves Aussie Biologists Podcast claiming that panda bears live throughout N America and that Ketchum samples reveal said DNA.

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    5. "Sykes CANNOT come out with with a scientific white paper that is the same as Ketchum's, that doesn't happen in the journal world, it HAS to be different."

      SO TRUE!!! Sykes will come out with a paper that actually gets published in a REAL journal and will have REAL results with REAL data and coauthors who are not ducking their involvement.

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    6. Come on let's be fair on Ketchum her co-authors didn't duck out on her they didn't know they were co-authors to begin with! Wasn't one listed as a co-author who's only contribution was submitting a sample? As for the panda bear reference that is what came up when the sequences she did provide where analysed by the computer software that geneticists use to look for identifiable DNA strands. If you weren't living in Crazy Town and screwing a blood relative you might remember that the reason panda came up was because there was bear DNA present and as panda's are endangered bears their DNA has been studied and recorded whereas other common spiecies of bear haven't had their genes mapped. In other words it was contaminated with bear DNA and also dog, cat and other domestic animals so epic fail Melba, better look next time you fucking moron.

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    7. That was so funny! You used 'reality' and 'Ketchum' in the same sentence. You guys crack me up.

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    8. No bigger fakes than Cutino, MattM, Dyer or Biscardi.

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  21. melba was.....

    FIRST!!

    with nothing.

    Why doesn't she join the gang here?

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    1. It's true, Melba was my very first nothing. And I liked it.

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  22. Solid and sometime in the sometime in the fall are not compatible.

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    1. tired of waiting for proof or something?

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    2. Only sometime in the sometime.

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  23. This one is in first place so far:

    "in a few minutes, I plan to release the results of last nights mexican dinner."

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  24. A waste of money to test anything someone calls "bigfoot" because you know it's going to be anything but. That's like testing DNA samples to see if its Godzilla. Pretty dumb...

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  25. What about the peer review? Ketchum's peer review took a couple of years due to professional jealousy, sabotage, harassment and close minded thinking. How can Syke's guarantee his findings will be released at a certain time when he cannot even guarantee when the peer review will be completed since the report has not been written"? Mullis appears to be in publicity seeking mode, after having fallen flat on his face for criticizing Ketchum and her emails. And Mullis still does not have any field experience. I'll bet that he does not even own a tent.

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    1. he can garentee because he will be pwning the bleevers by stating there is no magic monkey

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    2. What flavor Kool-Aid are you drinking? Ketchum's paper failed. Rhettman PROVED she thinks Sas are angels. And so what if he has field experience or not? He's not doing the DNA - Sykes is. And the last I checked, genetics does not require a tent.

      Come up with an argument that makes sense.

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    3. Rhettman is a dick. How's that for an argument?

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    4. Angel is just an insider lab word for possible alien origin, dickbrains. It's not supernatural it's suppressed fact and another fact is, Cutino probably handed Sykes some fake DNA shit with bear in it to discredit the whole thing because we all know fools like him or BFRO are part of the cover-up too.

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  26. Where are the bigfoot
    Roam they do over the land
    Money being made

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    1. just say no to bf haiku

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    2. Bigfoot, where is it
      Jackass, jackass, pull the hoax
      Camera inept

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    3. Like wow man. Heavy stuff. Your poetry makes me cry. So true. So thought provoking. So moving.

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    4. Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
      Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
      Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
      Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
      Slip in his window. Break his neck.
      Then his house I start to wreck.
      Got no reason. What the heck?
      Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

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    5. LOL. I remember that. Classic Eddie Murphy SNL:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ0up_MjsLk

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    6. LOL. Love the squatch poetry.

      Why not change the other one to Kill the Hoaxer. Kill the Hoaxer.

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