After Watching "Shooting Bigfoot" Last Night, Guy Threw After-Party, No One Showed Up

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This poor guy was expecting to see a media frenzy and FBFB celebrating out in the street when he walked out of the theater after seeing "Shooting Bigfoot". Sadly, this did not happen. Here's what he posted on YouTube:

Sorry, I saw bunch of grown men running around looking for what they believe to be real and heard foxes returning their calls. A man bent on clearing his name but possibly acting. I saw a veteran hunter talk like a Pacino, DeNiro Tony Soprano and the look of disappointment on the face of one guy may be with FBFB sitting next to me. One quick view of BF or guy in mask knocking over the director. That's it. - BG4781
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Yup. That was the funniest documentary I've seen in years. Biscardi is even better. He's like DeNiro meets Pacino meets Tony Soprano to his wife and team. I am sure that has to do with editing mostly but he takes the cake. M. Mathews could bring back the Sopranos - BG4781


[Update] BG4781 sat right next to the FBFB guys. He posted this comment on their YouTube channel: "That drive home to Minnesota must suck a bit. Not conclusive "uh-ve-dense" as Dyer would say. I mean this sincerely, I feel bad you guys had to make the trip only for a chuckle or two at the screening. I also just realized you guys were all in the front row with me because the guy on the left; Jack? and maybe Jeff too look a lot like the nice dude sitting next to me in theater. Seemed like nice bunch of guys to me. It would be nice to see a freaking body too. Rick? Did the freezer break?"

Here's the into to the movie:

Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:14:00 PM PDT

    Beaten by a bot on a Dyer post. Shame on us all!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:15:00 PM PDT

      Shawn deleted that bullcrap so I firsted! No magic forest monkeys to be found!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:16:00 PM PDT

      Maybe you should look for a Liger It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:17:00 PM PDT

      Napoleon Dynamite references are always welcome, my friend.

      Delete
    4. bigfoots imaginary broskiWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:42:00 PM PDT

      Your mom went to college.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:57:00 PM PDT

      Guy threw after-party, no one showed up, and he liked it.

      Delete
    6. AnonymousThursday, May 2, 2013 at 7:31:00 AM PDT

      Finally! Someone got the Napoleon Dynamite reference. Geez, people...

      Delete
  2. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:15:00 PM PDT

    damn :(

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  3. BoogerblogWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:15:00 PM PDT

    Bronze

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:16:00 PM PDT

    I hereby award you first, since I was la minute late to declare it. Damn bot!

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:17:00 PM PDT

    SA WEET

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:17:00 PM PDT

    Enoughs enough so much pwnage has been delivered it is getting inhumane. Please have some mercy on the delusional!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:20:00 PM PDT

      To their credit, most footers here did not get suckered into Dyer's latest hoax, however I never get tired of pwning Dyer supporters. When I start my religious cult, I know whom to draw upon.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

      My cult will consist of lots of pizza, booze, Old Testament brutalization, and excessive sex with ladies. You want in?

      Delete
    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

      If there's mud helmets and "clingers" then I'm in.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousThursday, May 2, 2013 at 4:22:00 AM PDT

      pwnage ?

      Delete
  7. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:18:00 PM PDT

    I abide by the firsting handbook strictly. Congrats!

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:23:00 PM PDT

    Does anyone remember that footage that was talked about on the bff. One of the mods there had it and didn't want to release it even though it was clear footage of bigfoot. Anyone remember that? After the Ketchum failure and this hoax now would be a good time to release the footage no? Or is it just another wookie costume?

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:49:00 PM PDT

      It was probably just another blobsquatch. I read they were going to show it in their premium section. Guess they didn't...

      Delete
  9. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

    Would be hilarious if someone showed up at the screening with a Chewbacca costume. Boring-ass Canadians...

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  10. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:31:00 PM PDT

    Good thing Matthews let those idiots lie about his doc. Otherwise there only would have been 6 people at the premiere instead of 11....

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  11. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:39:00 PM PDT

    Good thing Bart Curtino will prove this, and Justin, and Shawn.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:42:00 PM PDT

      we wouldn't be close without them

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:58:00 PM PDT

      Good thing for them there are still many gullible people like you two.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 6:04:00 PM PDT

      Bart Cutino will prove there's nothing and you'll like it.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 6:10:00 PM PDT

      Good thing for Shawn, especially. Trollandia is infested with gullible believers clicking away...

      Delete
    5. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 6:16:00 PM PDT

      Rick u so funny

      Delete
    6. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 7:32:00 PM PDT

      Trollandia? How can I find this place? It sounds magical!

      Delete
    7. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 8:12:00 PM PDT

      I have a glow in the dark Jesus.

      Delete
    8. AnonymousThursday, May 2, 2013 at 7:29:00 AM PDT

      You are already here, my son. Look around.

      Delete
    9. AnonymousThursday, May 2, 2013 at 7:33:00 AM PDT

      Oh, and Chewy for mayor! Girls for everyone!

      Delete
  12. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 5:57:00 PM PDT

    first

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  13. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

    Breaking new update on "Shooting Bigfoot" last night:

    *more nothing*

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  14. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 6:07:00 PM PDT

    AND WE LIKE IT

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  15. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 1, 2013 at 6:58:00 PM PDT

    I was there. Plenty of cheese whiz.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 8:10:00 PM PDT

      I got yer Cheez Whiz right here....

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 8:38:00 PM PDT

      Chewy did you expel your cheez whiz on the face anon 8:10 he said you did

      Delete
    3. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 1, 2013 at 9:12:00 PM PDT

      Twice.

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    4. Chewbacca Wednesday, May 1, 2013 at 9:13:00 PM PDT

      But it took 20 mins for the second one.

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    5. AnonymousThursday, May 2, 2013 at 7:28:00 AM PDT

      Chewy for mayor!...and, ewwww. Just ewww.

      Delete
  16. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 7:32:00 PM PDT

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  17. MulderWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 7:35:00 PM PDT

    Bullfeathers. Hoaxers should be strung up by their short and curlies.

    Know any good GOTCHA games?

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 9:19:00 PM PDT

      If it wasn't for the hoaxers the legend of bigfoot would have died out decades ago.

      Delete
  18. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 7:37:00 PM PDT

    Well if thats the way it has to be done, count me out on the stringing up part. Not even with gloves.

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  19. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 7:56:00 PM PDT

    what a waste of celuloid !

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  20. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 8:26:00 PM PDT

    I tend not to leave a response, but after browsing a bunch of remarks here "After Watching "Shooting Bigfoot" Last Night, Guy Threw After-Party, No One Showed Up".

    I do have a couple of questions for you if it's allright. Could it be simply me or does it give the impression like some of the comments come across as if they are left by brain dead visitors? :-P And, if you are posting at additional online sites, I would like to follow everything new you have to post. Could you make a list of all of your social pages like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?

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  21. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 8:57:00 PM PDT

    When you think about it though, even a stick is a tool if you use it to bang on a tree to communicate. Easily replaceable, and not requiring much modification, but a tool nonetheless. Ditto for two rocks you bang together. Both are amplifying and modifying the sounds you are able to create on your own. As a musician, I can definitely relate to that feeling: It good.

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    1. boboWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 8:58:00 PM PDT

      it good

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 9:09:00 PM PDT

      EEERRRR! ROCK MUSSIIICK GOOOOOODDD!

      FIIIRRRE BAAAAADD!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 9:13:00 PM PDT

      I'm a simple cave man lawyer. I don't understand your ways, and your bright lights and noisy contraptions scare me. But I do know this your honor...my client is innocent.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 9:23:00 PM PDT

      Clowns scare me

      Delete
  22. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 9:10:00 PM PDT

    whats funny to me is team tazer can post vids of before the movie after the movie but nothing of the movie. were the bigfoot shots

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 9:21:00 PM PDT

      duh they don't own the movie rights Einstein

      Delete
    2. PROKILLWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 10:08:00 PM PDT

      Yea no shit dumbass and there is no more TeamTazer, it's "Zen fucking Yeti!!!". Get it right!!

      Delete
  23. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 9:18:00 PM PDT

    A bigfoot nerd threw a party and no one showed up? And this is news?

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  24. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 11:56:00 PM PDT

    why is this site given fb/ffuckall and dyer the oxeygen of publicity.all it does is give them the exposure they can to milk the last bit of cash out of this hox. give it 4 years and these peopel will be back re packaged fooling u lot ,in 2016,the year of bigfoot[definately]

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  25. AnonymousTuesday, May 14, 2013 at 4:24:00 PM PDT

    Yeah, they were in the front row (FB/FB) to illegally film the film...... typical riff raff that they are!
    Glad to be one of the "most" here.

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