Watch: This Is The Fastest Squirrel In The World
This is so embarrassing. How would you feel if you lost a race to some guy wearing a mascot outfit while having a five second head start?
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteJust a squirrel tryin' to get a nut in this world.
DeleteNever trust a squirrel. It's nothing but a rat with a bushy tail.
DeleteRocket J Squirell would fly. Now what about that?
DeleteSquirrel? I'd rather see videos about a fake giant ape! That's much more entertaining!
ReplyDeleteNot as entertaining as the people that believe in those magic monkeys you speak of.
DeleteI like pandas. I believe they are real
DeleteI like fake monkeys that mate with pandas and sloths
DeleteManbearpigs are real damn it!!
DeleteSo is Pigfoot.
DeleteI love My Pretty Pony. He is real. My Barbie doll rides on his back
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Haha! Personally, I'm enjoying these goofball off-topic posts during this dearth of any fresh Bigfoot news.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat
DeleteStupid California.
ReplyDeleteStupid immigrants.
DeleteStupid fake monkeys.
DeleteFake monkeys are real. I believe in them.
DeleteSo glad I saw that video. Very deeply touched, almost life changing, I would say.
ReplyDeleteHey.... that isn't a real squirrel! I feel violated....
ReplyDeleteIF BIGFOOTS DONT EXIST, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN ALL THE ROCK SOLID SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE?? HUH??
ReplyDeleteI saw a bigfoot about 2 years ago in northern oregon. It looked exactly like a bear.
DeleteI saw 1 too. It looked identical to a man in a ghillie suit. Very odd
DeleteThe bigfoot I saw looked like a blob on a thermal that's how I knew it was a bigfoot. Plus it sounded like a coyote that just reconfirmed in my head it was a squatch
DeleteOK, your parents asked me to come here today because...well, they’re a little concerned. And you know what? They should be. Because I’ve sat where you’re sitting and I know right where your headed, and it isn’t pretty.
DeleteI’ll start by telling a little story. There was this guy who was a little curious about Bigfoot. Nothing wrong with that, it’s natural. It starts innocently enough with a little casual research on the Internet. To his amazement he finds a whole world he never knew existed. He’s excited and wants to learn more. He shells out $30 for a “Bigfoot DNA Study” by some Doctor Crazypants. He starts sneaking out at night to leave blueberry bagels in his backyard. Soon he’s hanging out on the habituation forum on BFF and saying things like “Yeah, Robert Lindsay really is a fine journalist.”
But that’s not the end. He hasn’t hit bottom yet. You want to know what bottom looks like? It’s when you wake up one morning, to find you’re living with a family of Bigfoot, in a van, down by the river.
That’s enough for today. We’ll talk again soon.
very informative. Thanks!
DeleteI would have been happy to make it to the finish line in the shape I'm in. :(
ReplyDeleteif that had only been recorded by a thermal, we would have seen several thousand bigfoots.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat true dat
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