Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Your first "first" will come when your no longer anonymous. Nobody knows who you are, you dont count.
ReplyDeleteOh yes- how sweet it is!
ReplyDeleteVery Very Clever
ReplyDeleteYou can stick your sour grapes right up your taterhole.
ReplyDeleteTo all the kids that read this blog: Don't do drugs. I had the misfortune of throwing my back out earlier today. The good news is that it allowed me to first like a sir all day today. Unfortunately, the muscle relaxers I took caused me to nod off for a moment costing me my fourth first in a row. For every high, there is always a crushing low. :(
ReplyDeleteIts not a raccoon it'd a juvenile Sasquatch!!!!
ReplyDeleteVery very clever....a lot of amateur big footers mistake raccoons for bigfoot. This is clearly a Bigfoot.
DeleteThe perspective is deceiving. That's got to be an eight footer with the largest genitalia I've ever seen.
DeleteDon't listen to him kids! Don't you want to grow up and be awesome like me and James 'Bobo' Faye? I have done nothing but drugs and my back is fine!
ReplyDeleteI’ve often wondered why certain people, including myself, feel driven to investigate the paranormal, whereas the majority of the population is quite content to have nothing to do with the matter. Why, for example, does one man choose to read Big Jugs Monthly and another Dean Radin’s The Conscious Universe?
ReplyDeleteAgain?
Deletei say why can't you read both. i do on a regular basis. oh yeah, i once killed a gopher with a stick, creepy little git.
DeleteMY WORD!
ReplyDeleteThis is what it's all come down to, folks....Coonsquatch. Better than leafsquatch, I guess.
ReplyDeleteStill waiting for NakedLadysquatch.
DeleteYou'll get nothing and like it.
DeleteHey! get outa this house and get a job
DeleteYes they are clever we should give them a camera they would probably get a real picture of Bigfoot
ReplyDeleteThat 'coon is destined to be medium rare. Just sayin'......
ReplyDeleteConfirms on tree-peeking; confirms on tree hiding; confirms on conical head; confirms on long arms. Is there any doubt that this is actually a 'Squatch?
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