Tim Fasano To End Myakka Skunk Ape Mystery Tomorrow
Tim Fasano says the search for the Myakka Skunk Ape will end tomorrow. Fasano believes he and his team knows exactly what they need to do to surround the Skunk Ape. Over a phone conversation earlier today, the Florida Skunk Ape hunter tells us he's pretty confident that he'll bring back evidence -- whether it's a turkey, or a wild boar, he believes he'll have proof of "something" living in the swamp:
Kevin Thomas Kehl and Timothy William Fasano will put an end to the Skunk Ape mystery tomorrow. We are launching OPERATION DEEP SKUNK based on the coordinate information provided by the BFRO, YouTube sighting videos, and eyewitnesses accounts which prove where "Skunky" is at. It is in a hidden four square mile area in Myakka where Kevin and I have determined the beast is living. We are going in and we will come out with real evidence.
We do want to thank Stacy Brown Jr and his hard work. It ends tomorrow. I feel like Patterson before he rode into the woods. Check back. We will have it on video. We are a no kill team. The fence below is where we go in. When we come out, we will have it. Game over.
Within the past month, there have been two Skunk Ape sightings in Myakka State Park -- both sightings were caught on tape:
Myakka Skunk Ape filmed by Kimberly S. on March 29th, 2013
Myakka Skunk Ape filmed by "Mike" on March 2nd, 2013
[via SasquatchEvidence.com]
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ReplyDeleteTim is going to prove nothing and we'll not like it... no one ever does anyway... -_-
DeleteI always like it when I get nothing.
DeleteI don't...
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DeleteDAMN IT!! why?
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DeleteIt's a vicious circle of nothing and liking it.
DeleteIf Tim comes back with something, I'll shit in my hat wear it for a week and like it.
DeleteIf we ever got something we wouldn't like it.
Deletesounds like golem arguing with himself lmfao!!
DeleteNow that this season of Finding Nothing is over I still need my quota of getting nothing and liking it.
DeleteNo reason to worry Anon 9:06. One thing you can be sure of is that Bigfootology will never offer you something. So, sit back, relax, and keep getting nothing and enjoying it :)
DeleteSECOND!!
ReplyDeleteYou're third and a total failure at life.
DeleteHe will come back with a macaque and say "it's real, we ended it!"
ReplyDeleteJay,that would be his pet macaque.The one that RAT A TAT TATS in his ear.The man loves that macaque.
DeleteI'm not going in to work tomorrow! This had better not be some lame ass monkey again!
ReplyDeleteThis is the real deal, trust me.
DeleteOh I do trust you! Unfortunately, my boss does not. He said if I miss one more day waiting for proof of bigfoot that doesn't pan out I will have to personally drag a body in to work to get my job back. I'm counting on you Tim!
DeleteI feel your pain. I bailed on work convinced I would miss Daisy being revealed from her box. Hated having to explain that one afterwards. The Harold Camping episode is also a major regret of mine.
DeleteWhat is this camping episode you speak of?
DeleteMay 29, 2012 was the day Camping said I would get raptured up into heaven if I sold off my Festiva and gave him the cash.
DeleteI sold my Oldsmobile to get my rapture. I was late for work everyday for a while but got to keep my job because my boss said it was too funny watching me walk 25 miles to and from work everyday.
DeleteAhh wrong Harold I see did you at least get a 2' x 2' purple square?
DeleteNo, but I did get some brand new Nike's. They didn't last very long with all the walking I had to do, but it was still a nice gesture.
DeleteI need some new sneakers mine are shot and I can't afford a new pair. Are they pretty nice ones? I might be willing to join a cult for a few days to get a pair.
DeleteWell I guess that's fair enough as long as you didn't need to castrate yourself
DeleteSon of a bitch call that dick and tell him you want your purple square or your money back
DeleteHell even Marshall at least made sure his people were raptured
DeleteI've given up on Harold. William Tapley told me as long as I avoid all phallic symbols at airports, I will be raptured before the armageddon in 2017.
Deletehairy bandini is like rushfer, but suckier.
DeleteAwe is your momma making up all your one liners now? And that's actually a compliment because at least he's a decent individual. You know what actually yes I am. I'm out bitches go fuck yourself.
DeleteTimothy Fasano is an American hero!
ReplyDeletehow exactly?
DeleteUmmm... Have you watched his over 1,000 excellent YouTube videos? Yeah that's what I thought.
DeleteJust like G.I. Joe, YO JOE!!
DeleteFasano sacrifices his weekends and free tins for our sins!
DeleteI hear he's going in at the crack of dawn with 'The Ride of the Valkyries' blaring from his speakers...
DeleteGodspeed T-fats!
SKUNK APES DON'T SURF!!
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Delete^smell
DeleteHe will emerge with a skank poop in a mason jar.
ReplyDeleteDo you keep your poop in a jar? If you do you should shout it from the rooftops Moesha.
DeleteJust like G.I. Joe, YO JOE!!
ReplyDeleteMy God this is exciting! I haven't been this stoked since the last time Tim got a concussion and said a bunch of crazy crap!
ReplyDeleteGood fucking God! A mere 48 hours after being a victim in a horrific car accident, T-Fats will rise from the ashes like the proverbial phoenix to piece together one of the earth's great mysteries!
DeleteHe's an American hero. It's what he does.
DeleteFasano for el presidente!
DeleteI'M SURE HIS FAT ASS HAS A GOOD HOAX UP HIS SLEEVE, YOU JUST WATCH AND SEE!!!
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How DARE you!
Delete- How DARE you stand-in guy.
Well Mr Cheeseburger I have to give Fasano credit because he works at it and all you contribute is criticism . Makes you look like one lazy welfare prick and Mr Fasano a workaholic. Kudos to those who work and contribute! You will never solve the mystery surfing the web you Dick!
DeleteI'm not criticizing anyone, I'm just joking around. I like T-Fats. Go eat a bag of dicks fuckface! :P
Deleteso when is science going to prove the existence of sasquatch? cuz waiting all this time kinda sucks...
ReplyDeleteSoon... Soon.
DeleteYey!
DeletePay Attention!!!!
DeleteThis is more like it! Bold claims that will, if history be our guide, lead to nothing but trolling and discord! Thanks, Tim...
ReplyDeleteHow DARE you!
DeleteHow dare YOU!!
DeleteTouché.
DeleteYes, well played I suppose. do you have another challenge?
DeleteThis just in......Fatsono was just mauled by a bear.....eating turkey and Cheetos.....
ReplyDeleteDid the bear eat the turkey and Cheetos too? Or did Fatsono get mauled while he was eating the turkey and Cheetos?
DeleteCHEWBACCA!!!
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DeleteAll three had orange fingers... waiting for autopsy of turkeys stomach but for now it looks like Fatsono
Deletewho had orange fingers?? what did they want with turkey stomach?? wtf!
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DeleteI think we're being spammed by Dean Radin.
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DeleteI am convinced Tim is an undercover MIB hell bent on convincing us that there is no skunk ape. The monkeys? the "accident" causing him to miss an investigation? The turkeys? Not to mention all the other videos. Yup he is going to go out tomorrow and find anything he can to "prove" there is no skunk ape in Myakka.
ReplyDeleteHow DARE you!
Deletehow dare YOU!!
DeleteTouché.
DeleteYes, well played I suppose. do you have another challenge?
DeleteA good ol' "Tim Fasano guarantee" always livens up this place!
ReplyDeleteGod bless us every one!
DeleteOh well that's a change of pace... thanks?
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ReplyDelete...I'm goin' in with em.
Don't be a hero Squashy!
Delete(clive squashy)
DeleteTell my wife I love her very much
she knows.
How many of us wrote in Fasano and Skunk Ape for the finals of our NCAA brackets?
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What does that have to do with Fasano? GTFO!
Deletelike 30 of the comments above fuck all. ki take it u are shawn or a sycophant of his, gtfo
DeleteThese comments are pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be bigger than the lunar landing.
ReplyDeleteThe future begins tomorrow.
To the victor belongs the Palazini.
They better cancel school tomorrow - there may riots?
DeleteWe can not predict the implications to this discovery.
go T-fat go T-fat go T-fat GO GO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou got it wrong.. it's T-FUNK!!!
DeleteDidn't you see he added WILLIAM for the world press? Therefore, it is now T.W. Funk (or T.W.-fat when Shawn's not looking)
DeleteHidden area of Myakka? Oh ya, I remember now I grew up in a hidden area of a state park where nobody ever went. Parents were kind of fruity they kept us all in the 19th century and we all thought that there were some strange mythical creatures that lived beyond our borders they liked the color red but we warded them off with the color yellow. I was glad to get out of there.
ReplyDeleteI for one would like to know what poop in a jar guy thinks about this?
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DeleteWhere the hell is poop in a jar guy when you need some insight?
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DeleteI have a funny feeling that Shawn is going to get a phone call from Tim regarding the comments tomorrow.
DeleteWhat is he thinking - Why would he go on record saying this - he is doomed to failure?
DeleteA Fasano topic never fails to deliver comedy gold.
DeleteAl Fasano's a fat fuck. I pissed in his cab twice.
DeleteJesus Fucking Christ it was a bear. Tell DWA's retarded half brother to change IDs.
ReplyDeleteTell him yourself pussy face!
DeleteI want my belt sander back, bitch. Patty? Yup.
DeleteWhen I heard the news I screamed and I screamed until my wife hit me over the head with a chair.
ReplyDeleteDamn that hurt!
Faking, um, I mean filming the pgf almost wrecked my marriage.
DeleteTouring and lying about what me and Roger did that day has made me a hundred aire
Sorry fuck me and Al poured garbage cans worth of bills onto a hotel bed. How gay is that?
DeleteAll he said was he would have proof of something living in the swamp.
ReplyDeleteYour mama lives in the swamp.
DeleteSshhh! What's that sound? You can barely hear it. It's.... It's.... It sounds like.... It sounds like all of the intelligence being sucked out of the room. Yep! That's exactly what it sounds like. Wow! Just Wow!! Perhaps I should start typing reeaaall ssllooww, and use all caps.
ReplyDeleteEasy Mulder. This is still BE amd youre still a retard.
DeleteJesus. Can't breathe from the testostronic fumes emanating from Fasano's pores as he postures. Have to love the heroic movie one-liners.
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DeleteTWF: "It is in a hidden four square mile area in Myakka where Kevin and I have determined the beast is living. We are going in and we will come out with real evidence."
ReplyDeleteIs it wise to let creature know their plan? I thought it has a sixth sense or something.
It's a great day to be an American!!!
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Fatsono.....God Bless America!!!!
Bring our boys home safe Fatsono...
How the hell is he going to get past that fence? Surely he's not crazy enough to attempt to climb it? Have the doctors even cleared him from his neck injury?
ReplyDeleteFasano don't know shit,wont produce anything, will never find anything. The man is a hoaxer always has been always will be.Nothing but a YT wannna be researcher that nobody likes.The only reason he is getting any attention is because certain people were willing to welcome him if he turned on Rick.Fasano is a joke.Ask any serious researcher privately what they think of Tim and the first thing they will do is laugh.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Nothing will come of this.
Delete^^^^Michigan Fan
Delete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteThe End
...or is it ?
Get a calender Fasano- April fools was last monday !
ReplyDeleteI knew Fasano would be the one to prove Skunk Apes exist. I'm taking tomorrow off to hear this upcoming historic news.
ReplyDeleteim with guy abive,fasano was always going to be the one. im taking a sickie tomorrow also. his credibility ,his proffesional filed work which his done in a slick quick proffessinal way. he wont let us down this time-you'll see
ReplyDeleteGo after it with tracking dogs!!Like anyone would if they were after a Bear or a Panther that was a threat to the public.
ReplyDeleteI hope the guy that plowed into him and caused that career ending whiplash doesn't see this.
ReplyDeleteI guarantee i will find "something" sometime somewhere.
ReplyDeleteThats it. Its the real deal folks.
Really..! from the well known hoaxer T-hoaxer Fasano-no.If you really believe this hoaxer, I got some swamp land in Myakka for sell..Excellent living conditions included..As the Great Boobo sez"Hoaxer=Death Sentence"..!
DeleteIts called sarcasm guy.
DeleteIt is Wednesday 6:25 Eastern Time - WHERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT? I have been waiting all day.
ReplyDelete^^^ Sorry - Tuesday
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