This Is Scary: Military Robot Wears Clothes, Almost Ready For Combat

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Last year, we caught a glimpse of Boston Dynamic's Petman learning how to walk, run, and jump. This year, things have changed -- a lot. He now wears clothes, looks deadlier than ever, and can probably put you in a headlock if he wants to. Here's Petman without clothes from 2012:



Petman with clothes on (without machinegun) (2013):

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  1. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 6:00:00 PM PDT

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 6:01:00 PM PDT

      The phantom strikes!

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    2. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 6:04:00 PM PDT

      Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.

      Delete
    3. Chewbacca Friday, April 5, 2013 at 6:49:00 PM PDT

      "I'll be back"

      Delete
    4. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 9:56:00 PM PDT

      Two different robots

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    5. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 10:40:00 PM PDT

      Who are you phantom firster?!!!!! Reveal yourself!!!!!

      Delete
    6. AnonymousSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 3:27:00 AM PDT

      My theory is it's Rush.

      After the '1' controversy, he's taking this to a whole new level.

      MMG

      Delete
  2. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

    There have been a lot of lies said around this dinner table here tonight, but that you can believe!

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 12:03:00 AM PDT

      Do you really want me to shake your hand???

      Delete
    2. AnonymousSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 3:29:00 AM PDT

      It's the same hand he shakes his pee pee with. Caution advised.

      MMG

      Delete
  3. Skippy the SkeptardFriday, April 5, 2013 at 6:04:00 PM PDT

    Iss a hokes. All a big hokes an I don bleeve it.

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  4. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 6:08:00 PM PDT

    Seventy-six years, Stephen. How many ni**ers you think you seen come and go? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand? Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine? Every single word that came out of Calvin Candie's mouth was nothing but horsesh*t, but he was right about one thing: I am that one ni**er in ten thousand.

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  5. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 6:16:00 PM PDT

    IDIOTS! Don't they realize what they are doing? We're doomed!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 6:59:00 PM PDT

      I DON'T THINK I WOULD WORRY TO MUCH

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    2. UnknownSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 3:43:00 AM PDT

      Wanna see creepy robot look at the time magazine article that says we will be merged with robots by 2045 and download info directly into our brain that's fuckin creepy

      Delete
  6. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 7:01:00 PM PDT

    Something's wrong here...there was no "First"...is this FB/FB? If it is then everyone here is a dipshit.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 7:11:00 PM PDT

      Some homo dork decided not to first and all these footers are rolling with it.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 8:54:00 PM PDT

      Hey! get outa this house and get a job

      Delete
  7. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 7:07:00 PM PDT

    I was waiting for the Canadian cops to come out and shoot it.

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  8. Chewbacca Friday, April 5, 2013 at 7:10:00 PM PDT

    Why they got a gas mask on a robot......not too smart.

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  9. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 8:26:00 PM PDT

    Take off the cables and watch it do a faceplant. Lol.

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  10. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 8:54:00 PM PDT

    Rumor is that Cyberdyne -that makes Cyborg suits (called HAL) is interested in purchasing this company-

    I hope the military finally got that virus out of it's Drone planes.
    I wouldn't worry, Sarah Connor is just a fictional character.

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    1. John ConnorMonday, April 8, 2013 at 7:36:00 AM PDT

      My mom is not fictional, you take that back.....

      Delete
  11. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 8:55:00 PM PDT

    Take off the cables and watch it become sentient and kill everyone you know.

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  12. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 8:57:00 PM PDT

    Wheres the ladies Cyndi and Karen? I am ready for LOVE!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 9:00:00 PM PDT

      Cyndi is a transgender male that married himself

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    2. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 9:18:00 PM PDT

      AAAANNND there goes my boner

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    3. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 9:48:00 PM PDT

      You call that a boner

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    4. Chewbacca Friday, April 5, 2013 at 10:15:00 PM PDT

      I just finished with Cynthia and gave her cab fare home.....Karen is picking up some more beer...

      Delete
    5. AnonymousFriday, April 5, 2013 at 10:18:00 PM PDT

      Show us your tits!!!

      Delete
  13. AnonymousSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 12:05:00 AM PDT

    Is it just me, or does anyone else also get the impression that building stuff like PETMAN is an extremely bad idea?

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 3:32:00 AM PDT

      Fully agree.

      Petting a man is an extremely bad idea.

      Unless of course you are Homo Erectus...

      MMG

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  14. AnonymousSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 5:35:00 AM PDT

    You know where your U.S. tax dollars went to

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  15. Robot Robert LindsaySaturday, April 6, 2013 at 6:16:00 AM PDT

    That's the future of bigfooting, bring it on!

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  16. AnonymousSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 12:45:00 PM PDT

    Boston Dynamic = Cyberdine !!

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  17. AnonymousSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 1:13:00 PM PDT

    Thank God that thing isn't ready to go, can you imagine what Obama would do with an army of those. The Evil Bastard would have a hay day.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 6, 2013 at 9:58:00 PM PDT

      Yeah, it sure would be a shame if Obama had an arsenal of armed, unmanned robots ...

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    2. AnonymousMonday, April 8, 2013 at 7:38:00 AM PDT

      Ha!

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  19. UnknownFriday, June 28, 2013 at 9:43:00 PM PDT

    You made some decent points regarding military clothes. I looked on the internet for the issue and found most individuals will go along with with your opinion. Thanks!

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