Myakka Skunk Sighting: Are Park Rangers Lying?
Are park rangers in Myakka State Park trying to cover up Skunk Ape sights? According to Tim Fasano's Bigfoot hunting partner "Kevin", officials are definitely hiding something and this is what a park ranger told him in Myakka last weekend:
Within the past month, there have been two Skunk Ape sightings in Myakka State Park -- both sightings were caught on tape:
Myakka Skunk Ape filmed by Kimberly S. on March 29th, 2013
Myakka Skunk Ape filmed by "Mike" on March 2nd, 2013
FIRST!!
ReplyDeleteWAHOOOOO! 2 in a row! The streaker is back!
DeleteGeddy Lee is our savior.
DeleteI have to say. I thought Tim was gonna fart
DeleteI think this is why skeptics end up becoming trolls on this board....because Shawn will take one incident (in this case two incidents in Myakka, both showing known animals; Deer and Bear) and just beat you over the head with it.
ReplyDeleteThe best part is that it's always videos with Fasano who Shawn outted as a hoaxer, but now is hitching his wagon to simply because there is nothing else to post.
And than Bleevers get mad b/c skeptics come in here and challenge the magic monkey theory.
It's a vicious cycle.
You could't challenge a fart, Bubba.
DeleteAnd you would probably call said fart a Bigfoot howl.
DeleteWhat's your point? Oh let me guess, the magic monkey is real b/c I can't prove it's not.
There are NO BEARS in Mayakka State Park and no deer larger than 6ft.
DeleteThats right
DeleteWell put.
ReplyDeleteT-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS T-FATS Hoaxer.
ReplyDeleteYOUR BANNED!
Delete"You're"????????????
Deleteyour an idiot
DeleteI don't think they're covering up shit. I just think they want their park to be a family friendly safe environment. So they say nothing is here so people wouldn't feel unsafe.
ReplyDeleteThat's the same thing, you dickhead. Duh.
DeleteOh really if it was a cover up there would be no video leaving the fuckin place but they let researchers look around fibbing and covering up to total different things dickhead
DeleteHarry, they are saying what they believe to be true: They never saw a skunk ape.
DeleteLets imagine that they secretly believe they exist, but lie. So what? Fasano and co. are still in the woods free to make vids and post. Old ladies get videos of Nothing and post it on the web. Like you say, rangers ain't tackling nobody.
Bitching about the rangers is a losers lament. It just means "We found nothing, and we don't like it...."
Ah I see what you are saying so they're not fibbing they can honestly say nothing's there because they didn't see it makes sense
DeleteI agree with you
DeleteNo giant conspiracy or mysteries.
ReplyDeleteMust be easy slipping mickeys in your drink, gullible. Deaf, dumb and blind.
DeleteBetter then bein paranoid and slinging dipshit conspiracies
DeleteYou better get a fucking helmet cause when reality finally hits you it's gonna beat you with a bat
Delete8 comments in, lets see if he stopped checking.
ReplyDeleteI hate niggers. if i had the chance I would killl them all off. Fuckn porch monkeys.
And laoatians there a bunch of pussies. You here me Shawn, PUSSIES
My neighbor is Laotian. You know a guy named Kahn?
DeleteIt puts the loatians on the skin or else it gets the hose again
DeleteThat boy aint right, I tell you what...
DeleteI know Kahn he's running with the bloods now I think. Ask racist rob they go by his mama on a regular basis for some weed and pussy.
DeleteWhat kind of loser douchbag calls himself a racist and says I hate niggers in 2013? Let me guess, uneducated lower to poor income, father a loser, thinks he actually knows something about the world.
DeleteRacism is taught sad sad sad
DeleteWhat fat schmuck gets out of breath laying around a campfire. Get to a freakin doctor you lazy slug!
ReplyDeleteI have to admit I love his new rave lights. i gotta got some to wear on my head too !
ReplyDeleteI would be roasting marshmellows though
Freudian slip^^^^^^
DeleteYou really want to go to a rave
And roast weenies
DeleteAre you serious..! Tim.F..Just because your hoveround has 4 weel drive and packing filet mignon,doesn't mean you are Fla. finest in ruffing it out..Leave it alone and let the pro's handle it.Nice burp.and another 3minute campfire video..Has Spike tv contacted you yet.?
ReplyDeleteYeah but it was for 1000 ways to die.
DeleteWhy arent you dead yet Harry? :)
DeleteWell I completed dinner with your gamma but I have not yet sodomized your dog so still some things left
DeleteI can confirm that the myakka skunk ape is not a hoax... I was out camping when I was attacked and raped in the butthole by No more than 2 skunk apes. One butt fucked me horribly while the other teabagged the shit outa my face. He then cream pied my butthole while the other gave me a full facial. I can still taste it!
ReplyDelete^ lucky.
DeleteIs that you bearking? Word on the street is you were banned. Guess you went to Starbucks for a fresh IP...
DeleteThose skunk apes know how to please someone! Maybe because their exotic. Bigfoot is like a sloppy drunk in bed.
DeleteFor those non believers and making jokes are nothing but dip shits ( Florida crackers)
DeleteDid school let out early today?
ReplyDeleteWere those bigfoot supposed to be in school again! Naughty bastards.
ReplyDeleteAnother bunch of shit.
ReplyDelete^
DeleteFirst, Anon at 11:05 - that's quite the fantasy you have there. Hope it comes true... LOL
ReplyDeleteSecond, the only thing that matters on this site is how many hits it gets. Nothing else. Not your comments, not the stories and certainly nobody's "belief" system.
Third, there will never be definitive proof of a bigfoot because there are too many hoaxers. It will NEVER be taken seriously with the likes of Dyer, Fasano, Biscardi, Smeja, Hovey, etc. And let'd not forget the crazy people like Ketchum, Powell, Paulides, Heikkinen, Johnson. The list goes on and on.
Can't leave out the plain old assholes like Moneymaker and the silly "BFRO" which should stand for "Bigfoot Farce Ridiculous Organization".
So much more. So little time. Thankfully, it won't end and us skeptics can bash away like we do.
Fuck off you payed off prick you ain't fooling anybody with your stunt denial.
Delete12:44, He did not say they don't exist; only that they won't be discovered(if they do) by the crew currently involved.
DeleteThat group, moreover, will continue to put forth garbage that people who doubt bigfoots exist can mock and ridicule.
Oh, and he also accused Shawn of cynicism...
Yeah, why does Shawn want to censor the site, but when people drop N bombs and make comments about anal rape nothing gets censored?
ReplyDeleteBut don't call Fasano "TFats".
um....ok.
TFats
Delete^^^^^^ freedom of speach
Delete*******God Bless America *******
i fear for that womans safety.that obese, frustrated weirdo, who hasnt been with a woman since he paid for one years ago! that woman is in danger,imo! there is certainly no bf walking about in daylight being filmed by tourists.lol. utter shite . like anything ele t would have been cught /filmed numerous times if it was living and acting ike hat in a nantional park. people simply wont accept people take the piss and put on ghillie suits
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