Man Gives Persuasive Speech On Bigfoot
We agree with almost everything that Chris D. has to say about the Bigfoot phenomenon... everything except the part about Ketchum's 5 year Bigfoot DNA study (which is controversial and really proves nothing at all).
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DeleteProbably the lamest first in history. No mention of Rush, no excitement. F you. You will not get laid tonight and you will like it.
DeleteA new low. Not since Rushferlife has there been such a blemish on the buttocks of Firsting. Hope he gets his dick caught in a slap chop.
DeleteThis proves that this site is like FOX News and is anti -Melba! Really Shawn! Please stay neutral on this site!
DeleteThis man is so sexist, he made no reference to the struggles of the female bigfoots. I'm going to begin to call them "The Womyn of Fur". Also there are the struggles of the Lesbian and Gay bigfoots, as well as their trans and otherkin communities.
DeleteIt's just another example of the White Male Patriarchy hurting us all.
Shut up Cyndi, ya stupid Libtard!
DeleteCyndi's right! No one knows how bigfoot swings, huh?
DeleteOh yea. 6:00. & 6:37 pm. Go pull the eel out of
DeleteYou're ass. It's my first. So fuck you and Rush
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Nobody cares. Rush pwns you're dumb ass and you still aren't getting laid.
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DeleteDid you fail? Yup!
DeleteLook at the time. Idiot
DeleteYou watched the video first. You're an idiot, huh?
DeleteGiant apes in north america? YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS! We can recontruct an entire dinosaur but don't have 1 single shred of evidence that points to something that you morons believe has been here for the last 15000 years. Trailcams capture CLEAR images of animals everyday but no giant ape! WAKE UP DUMB ASSES!!
ReplyDeleteI farted and it was a little moist.
DeleteYou mad bro?
DeleteThe "you mad bro" guy stand in
5.30 you are wasting your time, these footers know those facts but still bleeve. There is no hope for them.
DeleteYou have clearly not watched a single one of Tim Fasano's 900+ YouTube videos.
DeleteYeah and you know how a huge number of dinosaurs where found? Either because the fossils were sticking out of the ground or it was an ancient site being excavated dumbshit. So why don't you go and try to learn something before you cast stones you retarded motherfucker
DeleteActually since my bleefs have been challenged I know bleeve even more. I KNOW.
DeleteThe OP is nothing more than a libtarded JREF skeptard buttplug.
DeleteOh plz mulder moar^
Delete^ skeptarded buttplugger
DeleteRant all you want, but I saw something. It was a thing, kinda, in a place...true story....
DeleteThe obsessed JREF'ers bleeve the most.
DeleteI used to make the same argument regarding the lack of a good photo, bones, etc. But there's still that basic question of the track evidence. Yeah, we all realize that there are plenty of hoaxers who have made big feet, strapped them onto their shoes, and went out stomping around. I get it. That's not the problem. The problem are those tracks that have been discovered in so many remote locations, and in the winter with snow and ice on the ground. The tracks are 18-22" long, 7+" wide. Now, if BF doesn't exist, then we must conclude that somebody with a foot that long and wide is out in the middle of nowhere, in the winter, with no shoes on. Is this thinking correct, or am I missing it?
DeleteStop Fukin saying " Wake Up" you damn Moron!!!
DeleteMichael you won't believe how deep this rabbit hole goes. It may be better to turn away now, while you still can still look of out your window on a sunny day and think that everything is all right with the world. I'd hate to see you lose that Michael, but if you continue down this path your mind will be twisted in agony and your perception of reality will never be the same again.
DeleteYou have been warned.
5:30. Your 'roids are acting up aren't they.
DeleteOh yea, shut the f@ck up
You won't convince me until you quote a trite bit from whichever version of the New Testament you happen to enjoy.
DeleteOkay, let's say you're in a remote location and discover tracks as described. First, you are there... So, it's not a place humans do not frequent. Secondly, because you cannot fathom how the tracks were made does not mean the only sensible conclusion is a Sasquatch if such a thing exists.
DeleteMichael, there is a video on YouTube that is clean and unhoaxable evidence of a bipedal creature that has a 5'-6' stride in 2' deep snow and it never drags a foot. That's not proof of bigfoot, but it's better evidence than the PG film or any shitty video of a blobsquatch, and in my opinion it's the next best thing to a body. Check it out, huh?
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-6xkYBbmf8
I will pray to FSM for you, Michael.
DeleteThe PGF is good evidence, 7:41.
DeleteMan you guys are funny! Gman, thanks for the heads-up. That's a scary warning. I'm gonna keep one foot in and one foot out for now. Disappointed I didn't get a "first." Anon 7:14, how about, "Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed (1 Cor. 15:51)." Anon 7:37, I've got to agree with your argument. You're right, just because I can't understand how the track got there doesn't mean that the thing exists; however, what other conclusion do we have? Anon 7:41 - thanks a lot! I'll check it out! Thanks Anon 7:45...who is FSM? Good luck my BF brothers!
DeleteWhen people realize these beings aren't giant apes but are either hominin or ET, then we might get somewhere until then both trolls and skeptards are the ones wasting their time.
DeleteBesides, the video guy's right and BFE reveal their true motive of cover-up by babbling about the Ketchum study when it's actually proven the species real only not to the satisfactory conclusion of the cover-up ape myth choir here.
whats going on today
ReplyDeleteRick Dyer just throat punched his pregnant wife, if rumors are to be believed.
DeleteI could have been first, if I really wanted to. I chose to be NOT first. First isn't even cool anymore. You guys are so 2012.
ReplyDeleteF you, hipster.
DeleteThere is nothing sadder than a washed up, has been firster.
DeleteI coulda been a contender!
DeleteTries to convince people Bigfoot is real.
ReplyDeleteHolds up a picture of the pgf hoax.
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Delete^ ugly lonely man pretending to be a female.
DeleteSad how wankers like 5:33 still lives in denial.
DeleteOh yeah, Good job. Chris. D.
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ReplyDeleteProbably yes, because wild apes we'd found so you're right yeah but you already knew that of course.
DeleteHere's my Speech: You'll Get Nothing and Like it.
ReplyDeleteThank You and Good Night!
YGNALI Guy
I shed a tear.
DeleteIf one day we ever did get something would we still like it?
DeleteWell, considering that's uncharted territory and no benchmark for such a thing, I can only surmise that you would not like it.
DeleteI don't understand your question.
DeleteAnd...BTW, Firsting is Worm Food but YGNALI will Never Die. Keep Firsting if you must, but be sure you're wearing your best pair of Clown Shoes when you do it.
DeleteWhatever dickhead. Since we don't have eels in Ohio, would it be the same if I stuffed a mud puppy up my taterhole?
DeleteOnce upon a time... I believed there was something there. Now, I know there is not.
ReplyDeleteThe end.
Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
DeleteHa! The good Dr. Meldrum bleeves in bigfoot and that a 14 year old was lead to golden plates buried in a hill in western New York. He also wears magic underwear to protect him from fires or squatch attacks. So there!
Deletedid the definition of persuasive change?
ReplyDeleteScrew you buttplugger.
Delete^said the loser who is about to fail his public speaking class at the local Community College
DeleteI hope for his sake their is no Q&A portion at the end of this presentation.
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Let the dream die. LET THE DREAM DIE! Let it die.
ReplyDeleteLet the dream die.
You've been a lovely audience! Thank you and good night!
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DeleteI give him a C+ , should have worn a tie. We's gots class here.
ReplyDeleteEveryone was ignoring your lame post, Chewie, so I thought I would post here.
DeleteThank you for participating, Chewbacca!
DeleteBeen a long day and that MK video did me in...
DeleteI watched it ten times and I see dead people..
DeleteWhere is the Dick Head who keeps saying "show me the Magic Monkey"?
ReplyDeleteBung holing an eel
DeleteGoatman is real.
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ReplyDeleteGet the hook!
ReplyDeleteSuggestions:
1. Use notes next time, because you are stumbling around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
2. Never start a sentence with the phrase, "I feel", because this is not a speech about how you feel.
3. Hit em with an opening that grabs them like, "I had a vision that compelled me to enlighten the class regarding Bigfoot". Avoid the boring phrase, "I'm doing my speech on".
4. Never say "we have been photographing, etc", because YOU have not been photographing them and cannot include yourself into that select group.
5. Nobody cares whether you are "impressed", or "what you think". Describe instead, the importance of man understanding the Bigfoot and their paranormal existence, where they came from, and also their purpose on this planet. Hit em with the story of them saving the Trojan Nuclear Power Plant for total meltdown, story. Don't leave out anything.
6. Lose the button down collar. It makes you look uptight, and also like you just got your ars handed to you by a Bigfoot.
7. Get yourself a good camo shirt, camo jacket and an Aussie cowboy hat with brim turned up on one side. Dirty up a pair of hiking boots and wear those.
8. Get a couple days growth of beard. You can grow a beard, can't you?
9. Stay up all night as if some Bigfoot was throwing rocks at your cabin and you couldn't get any sleep.
10. Choose one aspect of Bigfoot, and know it forwards and backwards. Then focus on that aspect in your speech. Your bouncing around too much.
11. Ignore the peanut gallery regarding what they think about the DNA study. They are amateurs and like all other amateur Bigfoot researchers, they seek to discredit all other researchers so that the decks remain clear for they themselves to take their rightful place at the top of the pile, and "be somebody" in Bigfoot research.
12. Pick out a few documented sightings with law enforcement personnel as the witnesses, like the 1975 one near Cascade Locks with multipe Law Enforcement witnesses.
13. Mention the 2 films that are the most compelling evidence by the people in the know. Remind them that all it takes is for one film or one reported sighting to be real, and Bigfoot is real.
14. Point out that at this point with the thousands of sightings on record, that it is more likely that Bigfoot is real, than that all of those thousands of people were misidentifying something and/or lieing.
15. Don't skip over dermal ridges, no human like arch in the footprint, and varying footprint casts in a track line as the foot flexes differently with each step, as compelling circumstantial evidence.
16. Have somebody knock a front tooth out of your mouth. It will make your stories seem more convincing, and you will look like you spent some time in the trenches.
17. Did I mention to use notes yet? Otherwise you will look like you don't know any more than the yahoos reading Bigfoot Evidence.
WTF dude? Ain't nobody got time for that!
Delete9:37 that's too much to read. Most long posts like that don't get read.
DeleteAnd you're not fooling anyone, long posts don't make you look smarter.
DeleteADHD's a bitch!
Delete...'long posts don't make you look smarter'.
DeleteSure they do; it takes effort and concentration.
You know what doesn't make you look smart?
Saying things like, '...that's too much to read. Most long posts like that don't get read.'
Now get back to your Two and a Half Men DVD.
Actually a pretty good topic to try to make a skeptic believe, but I think Todd Standing explained it best when he convinced his skeptic friend who hunts. I don't believe in the evidence that he found but I don't remember what he exactly said, you'd have to find the video.
ReplyDeleteYou're about as convincing as this Toastmaster flunkie in the video.
DeleteOn the subject of Bigfoot knowledge, this guy beats Mickey Merchy in just about every possible way you could imagine !
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