Ketchum's Publicist Selling Copies of Patterson-Gimlin Film For $17,500 (or 117 Rick Dyer Gold Membership Valued at $150 Each)

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Robin has got be the worst publicist on the planet. My mind hurts just trying to read through her Ebay item description. Apparently, she's selling first generation copies of the Patterson-Gimlin film for "$17,5000"? We're not sure. Try to see if you can decipher this text from Robin Lynn Forest People:

This is Robin : Patterson/Gimlin films. Those films each oneby approximate for 10 minutes brought to Russia by Rene Dahinden in December1971 and left to Igor for the financial assistance given him for his trip andfor arranging it. Both are the first copies of the Ektachrome films, made with using of the first copies of Patterson films, and they are second generationcopies.
One is the Patterson Patty footage's copy with several stopstills and slow motion of the creature in it - since its beginning to the end.

Another one shows howP&G are moving horseback to the film site and after how they see thefootprints, make the casts of them and show the casts themselves.

This film also shows Jim MacClarin walking along Patty's wayon the film site.

These are of goodquality, they were just projected several times thru the film projector whileshowing together with Rene to the specialists for investigation.. is a 16 mm film
Asking price is first bid of 15,000 (ebay) or purchase first at 17,5000 The only other copy in the world sold for 30,000 however that was only one film where this is two. Contact rlynne.forestpeople@gmail.com
search for December 1971 and Jim MacClarin: http://www.ebay.com/itm/bigfoot-yeti-sasquatch-/140961050198?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20d1eeee56

WTF?

Comments

  1. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:10:00 PM PDT

    rofl fail

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:11:00 PM PDT

    only 17 thousand and 5000 thousand dollars!!

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:14:00 PM PDT

    good to see Patterson still pwning gullible bleevers

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  4. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:15:00 PM PDT

    3rd!

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:17:00 PM PDT

    She is the ideal spokesperson for Ketchum and represents her and what Melba represents just fine. I see no problem

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  6. thePatsfan44Tuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:17:00 PM PDT

    Everything she writes seems like it is coming out of Google Translate. Hard to believe.

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    1. TravisTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:20:00 PM PDT

      No shit! She doesn't seem very literate at all. She needs to learn her way around the space bar.

      Seriously, who hires a publicist that can't type a coherent sentence?

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:24:00 PM PDT

      Someone that bleeves in a magic monkey man thats who!

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:56:00 PM PDT

      Your mom was magical last night

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    4. HTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:00:00 PM PDT

      I 'bleeve (believe) in grammer'

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    5. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 4:58:00 PM PDT

      This whole fiaso reminds me a lot of my Grandmother's old Cuckoo clock around the time it strikes 12.

      Delete
    6. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 9:22:00 AM PDT

      Rain forest people have never been very good at the written word they are more of a vocalisation people.

      Delete
    7. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 1:01:00 PM PDT

      Bigfoots are only magic monkeymen to kooky trolls.

      Delete
  7. HungMcJungTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:38:00 PM PDT

    I wonder if Robin's hot

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:53:00 PM PDT

      Hey Mcgina to bad you hav a small pee pee whats up with this video of you

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C_wzhcG758

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:04:00 PM PDT

      DAMN how can you show your face that was pathetic it wasn't even funny

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:05:00 PM PDT

      What a dumbass

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:43:00 PM PDT

      His avatar is him trying to crank it.

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    5. Chewbacca Tuesday, April 23, 2013 at 9:50:00 PM PDT

      Dude. You have a small Penis. Sadly enough I did watch your video. Take it from me Chewbacca. You have issues. Lucky for you our friendly community can help you out.

      Delete
  8. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:47:00 PM PDT

    Is English this persons first language? Either way, who hires a "publicist" who can't (for WHATEVER reason) form a cogent thought in print, proofread that print or at a bare minimum have someone proofread it for her. Just another bad punchline in the tired 80's comedy that is Melba Ketchum.

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    1. TravisTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:53:00 PM PDT

      I think I'm going to hire a driver that's blind.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 9:39:00 AM PDT

      Robin probably comes for free, Melba just couldn't turn that down.

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  9. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:49:00 PM PDT

    I sent a question about the auction, so we'll see if I get a response. Seems like this could be a joke. Well, an obvious joke.

    Is English really that hard?

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 6:59:00 PM PDT

      For what it is worth, here is the reply I received:

      Yes it was translated from Russia. The actual Patterson/Gimln film didnt not have all the footage. There are only two copies of the film with extra foot ever made. (besides the original) This is one of the copies. It is on the original 16 mm film reels. It has alot of extra footage of patty that nobody has seen before. Also there is another film that goes with it . It shows casts of prints being made among other things. We have had it looked at and been told it is great quality. The only other copy was purchased for 30,000 dollars. That purchase only hade one film. We are offering the other extra footage as to keep te set together. It is also offered much cheaper than the other was sold. Please feel free to ask any questions.
      Thanks

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    2. TravisTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 8:10:00 PM PDT

      I've seen the stuff she's written on Facebook, and its just as bad or worse

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 9:58:00 PM PDT

      The answer you received isn't worded much better than what was translated from Russian.

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    4. TravisTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 11:18:00 PM PDT

      The "didn't not" at the beginning was a nice touch

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  10. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 1:52:00 PM PDT

    That's what happens when forest people eat too many mushrooms...

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  11. hoodiesquatchTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:06:00 PM PDT

    Patterson/Gimlin film available on Youtube good quality many off first original show you up on latest bigfoot. Free on youtube copies show wayto see other Patterson/Gimlin even horseback and copies also shown Russian.

    These are digital good as copies too. Many copies but even casts shown beside on casts made byway original. If interested go Youtube on bigfoot free bids start at free. Search Patterson.

    Also available publicist toway of promote your bigfoot. Publicist will sure bring dollars after publicizing. Enquire herefor publicist top-rate way.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:16:00 PM PDT

      ..lol..You can read and write in Robinese. The MIB may hire you...

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 4:33:00 PM PDT

      That's pretty damn funny hoodie. LOL!!

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  12. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:17:00 PM PDT

    RL Forrestpeople is borderline retarded.

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    1. TravisTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:51:00 PM PDT

      yeah, minus the borderline part

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 5:03:00 PM PDT

      Too much of NOTHING eventually leads to full blown Mental Retardation. Looks like we're all screwed.

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 6:04:00 PM PDT

      Trio much of nothing and still liking it.

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:26:00 PM PDT

    The girl is either dyslexic or she has suffered a severe head injury in the not too distant past.

    Either way someone should be proof reading this stuff. The carnage continues.

    MMG

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  14. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 2:42:00 PM PDT

    For some strange reason this woman does not surprise me. Funny as hell, granted. But not really all that much of a surprise, all things considered.

    Seems to fit right in with everything else regarding the wonderful world of bigfootery, I love it!

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  15. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 3:30:00 PM PDT

    Seriously? You can't tell that whoever wrote that was Russian or Eastern European? She did not write that or place that eBay auction. It's a a stupid scam by someone in the Russian Federation. Good grief..

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 4:13:00 PM PDT

      Actually this was posted on Melba's facebook page. They say it's to raise money for a bigfoot, I mean FORESTPEOPLE, sanctuary or something.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 4:34:00 PM PDT

      Melba and her gang are ass-clowns of the highest order.

      Delete
  16. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 3:37:00 PM PDT

    I've just had sex, and yes with a woman. Mind you she was unconscious at the time.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 8:02:00 PM PDT

      Isn't that illegal?

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 6:48:00 AM PDT

      Not with consent it isn't. Of course his definition of a "woman" is probably a lot broader than the norm.

      Delete
  17. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 3:45:00 PM PDT

    good luck with that one

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  18. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 4:10:00 PM PDT

    I hope they know Mrs. Patterson gets a cut of $17,5000!

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 4:59:00 PM PDT

      Actually, she only gets a cut if you try to make money off of it. Same as buying a dvd of a copyrighted movie. Robin told me Mrs. P gets eleventeen dollars a minute whenever its played...

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 6:18:00 PM PDT

      Isn't selling a film with the PGF in it considered trying to make money off of it?

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 5:51:00 AM PDT

      I'm not a lawyer but I think the answer is no. I think "making money" means money earned from screening it or renting it to someone else who will air it.....

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  19. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 5:00:00 PM PDT

    They are a type of retarded people.

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  20. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 6:52:00 PM PDT

    Patty: Does this second generation film make my butt look bigger?

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  21. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 7:26:00 PM PDT

    It has a lot of extra footage of Patty that nobody has seen before? What? How can that be?*


    *Unless of course the "extra footage of Patty" is of Bob Heironimus putting on the Patty suit.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 1:07:00 PM PDT

      Only true asshats believe that drunk who can't remember anything about it, obviously because he wasn't there and most importantly couldn't fit the dimensions of Patty's proportions so therefore you become a clown without a suit.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 7:52:00 PM PDT

      Well, at least the "asshats" have a passing lie detector test to back up their belief that Heironimus was the guy in the suit. The same cannot be said for Gimlin, who has refused to take a lie detector test.

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  22. AnonymousTuesday, April 23, 2013 at 11:04:00 PM PDT

    Sally here, I have the exact same video for a low low price of $14,500.00. A complete steal compared to that knock off publicist Robin is trying to sell you.

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  23. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 6:08:00 AM PDT

    I asked the question on ebay; Shouldn't this be in mythical and not historical documents? The answer was...


    It was the first time in history a Bigfoot was caught on film. It was proven to be a real creature on the film . The Patterson Gimlim films hve been talked about for years and proven to be very real. It is the most fous and well known film on bigfoot in history.

    - rlynneforestpeople2013

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 9:46:00 AM PDT

      I have always wanted to be the most fous dammit !

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  24. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 11:00:00 AM PDT

    Honestly, I don't think Robin even knows how bad her English is, or cares, given the defensive post she made on Dr. K's FB page. I am amazed that Dr. K also does not seem to know, or care, how bad Robin makes her look. But as others have pointed out, that is par for the course.

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  25. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 7:49:00 PM PDT

    On Ebay, you can buy pictures taken from the PGF film that are (supposedly) autographed by Bob Gimlin.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 24, 2013 at 8:03:00 PM PDT

      You can also get still photos taken from the Patterson film that are autographed by Bob Heironimus. LOL.

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