Due to Car Crash, Tim Fasano Didn't Make It Myakka Today
Don't worry folks -- the Florida Skunk ape hunter appears to be fine. The accident this morning caused a little whiplash but there seems to be no major signs injuries. Earlier today, Tim Fasano was driving to Myakka State Park when a car from behind violently rear-ended his Taxicab as traffic came to a standstill near a busy road construction site. As a result of the accident, he has cancelled his plans this weekend and won't be going back to Myakka today.
"A car hit me hard from behind and I whipped back violently, throwing my hat off into the back seat. That sucked, as I was off duty and on my way to Myakka River State Park to do research and photography. That will have to wait for another day now. For what its worth, his front end was totaled and my Crown Vic held up well," he wrote today on his blog.
"He got the citation; I have a sore neck. I'll see how I feel in the morning. I dont need to be injured. I have a lot to do."
Firstrushaucks!
ReplyDeleteFasano was about to talk, he had to be warned. I don;t think he has it in him to ignore the warning, but if he does, he won't walk away from the next one.
DeleteJesus christ u idiot
DeleteFasino drives for Southeastern Florida Transportation Group, LLC. Next time you fly into Miama (that's how we good old boys say it thereabouts) call (561)777-7777 and tell them you want Tim as your driver. Tim even supplies jars to keep your poop in. Don't forget the gratuity, Tim's a hard squatchin man!
DeleteDoe Tim talk English? It's hard as hell to find a cab driver anywhere in Floriduh what talks English.
DeleteSorry, I meant "Dew Tim talk English."
Delete? (It's the corn likker.)
DeleteIf the North Koreans do attack us I hope they're not driving Crown Vics. Those things are indestructible!
DeleteDad always did say you were a lipstick-wearing commie motherfucker.
DeleteThat is messed up he pulled over to see if he can help and wasn't hit at all.
DeleteIf that isn't a sign from the guy then my poop in a jar is worthless.
ReplyDeleteIs it safe to come back now?
Deleteshow us your tits you crazy transgender male you
DeleteWow did everyone get outa this house and get a job?
ReplyDeleteI'm looking, dad.
DeleteNo, they just don't want you to see that they didn't have anything better to do on a Saturday night but check out BFE.
DeleteAre you kidding? Getting Fasano to say "Some guy slammed me from behind...he knocked the shit out of me" on tape is classic.
DeleteJust got to add a few dozen more dermal ridges to these prosthetic stompers then it's trackway time!
Honored to be second.
ReplyDeleteHello Shawn, this is rushferlife, I am not sure why you deleted my previous phantom first (and the extra BS which I thought was part of the fun on this blog) but I accept that. Again, I am leaving your blog due to disrespect on your behalf. I have always kept it clean on here out of respect for you and those who read this blog. I could have brought you lot's of info being that I am Todd Standings Wally Hersom, but oh well, peace out.
ReplyDeleteWAZZZ UP TODD/WALLY!!!!
DeleteWhaaaattt!?
DeleteRush sucks good riddance loooooooser.
DeleteI've got my own moral compass to steer by
DeleteA guiding star beats a spirit in the sky
And all the preaching voices -
Empty vessels ring so loud
As they move among the crowd
Fools and thieves are well disguised
In the temple and market place
Like a stone in the river
Against the floods of spring
I will quietly resist
Like the willows in the wind
Or the cliffs along the ocean
I will quietly resist
I don't have faith in faith
I don't believe in belief
You can call me faithless
I still cling to hope
And I believe in love
And that's faith enough for me
I've got my own spirit level for balance
To tell if my choice is leaning up or down
And all the shouting voices
Try to throw me off my course
Some by sermon, some by force
Fools and thieves are dangerous
In the temple and market place
Like a forest bows to winter
Beneath the deep white silence
I will quietly resist
Like a flower in the desert
That only blooms at night
I will quietly resist
Sorry to see you go, but please leave me those Girl Scout cookies in the freezer, buddy.
DeleteThough his mind is not for rent,
DeleteDon't put him down for arrogant....
I agree with Rush, this is the first time I have viewed this blog in more than a week because of the blog owner's tyrannical and irrational editing actions. It appears to be getting worse, so goodbye forever.
DeleteWhat you say about his company,
DeleteIs what you say about Society
Today's Tom Sawyer
DeleteMean mean Pride.
Like a stone in the kidney
DeleteAgainst the floods of urine
I will painfully resist
....:)
Deletegolly gee Wally. The guys were just giving you the business.
Deletebtw rush sucks
Heard your mom saying 'Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?'
DeleteHe's just a dumb queer guys, relax!
DeleteWhy are you so concerned with another males sexuality this isn't a dating site bitch.
DeleteHey Harry,I need to get his info from you
DeleteOf course can you click my name and send me a message or on you tube.
DeleteIf not just let me know ill make another email address
DeleteI don't give out personal stuff on here. He said something very specific that I know it was rush and not an imposter. I'm not trying to give you a hard way to go or anything.
DeleteSo rushfer helped make Todds muppets. What a hoaxing loser.
DeleteI like rush:"Living in the Limelight the Univesal Dream"..what up HB.?.todd and les stroud...huhmm ..not good..
DeleteHa,ha...Fatsano filming another youtube video in the car...Rush Rules
ReplyDeleteDon't go Rush,you're the only one I 've talked to on this blog that knows anything about bigfoot or music
ReplyDeleteHey bro rum... for some reason Shawn has deleted a lot of my posts and must have a thing against me, so I will go... If you want to reach me please contact Harry Bandini, he knows who I am. Anyway, I stand by everything I have said on this blog 100% Peace out my Squatch loving friends.
DeleteI'll track you down Rush and we'll keep in touch,take care
DeleteQuitting? Where would we be if throughout history great Canadians like, well, I can't really think of any at the moment, besides hockey players, but quitting just simply may or may not be the Canadian way!
DeleteShawn deleted a LOT of your posts or the blog program flushed out blanks?
DeleteWon't be the same without you Rush. Drop Shawn a mail. I'm sure there has been some sort of misunderstanding.
DeleteRush rules!
MMG
What the hell happend man. Shawn he is a good dude. I don't think the blogs deletes shit. Have you seen my posts. Besides that blogspot has pretty much one rule you can't follow people around and harass them.
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DeleteShawn you need to rectify this situation.
DeleteI agree Shawn,don't be a lumpbrain
DeleteRush! Rush! Rush! Rush! Rush! Rush!
DeleteRum - fer death is a piece of shit, why don't you go with him. I 'm Tired of you two idiots taliking about music, waste of space. Go find a Rush blog somewhere.
DeleteReally? What did rum do to you?
DeletePeople love or hate Rush,I'm going to square up some things with Harry and then I'm gone too.Rush has something over this site,actual bigfoot evidence,I'm looking to see me a bigfoot and it obviously ain't happening here.
DeleteBigfoots are not muppets. Or are they? Hmm...
Deletelord god saves him
ReplyDeleteHe was hit on purpose by the FLA forest service to keep him out of the Myakka state park.. its true really, there protecting the family of skunk apes......
ReplyDeleteIf that cab is damaged he'll be homeless
ReplyDeleteDamn squatchy, mate!
DeleteAt least he drives a crown vic,he just moved up to the first rung on the ladder
ReplyDeleteHey! get outa this house and get a job
ReplyDeleteThis "first" stuff is stoopid!
ReplyDeleteShut yer taterhole and go away. Bigfoot give us nothing so we First.
Delete[cackle]
DeleteDo you JREF cheap a simps still bleeve Kitakaze found the P/G suit like you bleeved he actually made a living in the music business ?
ReplyDeleteWhat is a cheap a simps?
DeleteHell yes he found it. We've all known that for years, we just didn't tell you so you would keep running around saying stupid shit like 'I don't believe he found the suit'.
Delete^
DeleteAre you embarrassed that you bleeved him ?
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ReplyDeleteWhat a freaking disaster. This was the weekend he was going to find those skunk apes. I mean old ladies are getting photos like mad and Tim here is a seasoned pro. Oh well, what is another 55 years...
ReplyDeleteWas it a black Suburban that hit him, with heavily tinted windows, and all the men inside were wearing black suits on a hot day?
ReplyDeleteLooks like a silent protest.
ReplyDeleteTits #BMS
ReplyDeleteI heard they found a Bigfoot body in the trunk of Tim's car!
ReplyDeleteHis bumper isn't even dented. I bet you anything this fat turd was thinking:
ReplyDelete"Ow, my check! Uh, I mean my neck......"
Book it.....just watch.
Yep, just another fat lazy piece of shit looking to raise everyone's insurance rates just so he can pocket some undeserving cash. People like that are the scum of the earth. Not surprised this untalented blob of fat's big contribution to society is: being a cabbie.
DeleteThat sucks. Any kind of fender bender just sucks all around. Especially when you already have back problems. Hope everything turns out ok.
ReplyDeleteJesus saves
DeleteWhy did he move his car so far away in the video? When it was up close in the picture? It looks like the right front end if the car was hit but he focuses on some minor damage to his rear bumper. What really going on?
ReplyDelete""It's always better to look good than to fell good" Fernado Llama'..SNL..
ReplyDeleteT-Fats just looking to raise everyone else's insurance rates so he can pocket some undeserving cash. Piece of shit.....
ReplyDeleteYou can tell he has zero integrity if he goes through with suing....his bumper isn't even scratched let alone dented. Terrible acting job too.
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