Doomsday Prepper Sees White "Bigfoot" In Minnesota [Humor]

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Preppers are self-reliant people who are actively preparing for emergencies such disruptions in social or political order and possible zombie apocalypse. It has been estimated that there are at least three million preppers in the United States. A prepper in Minnesota filmed this video while doing his usual prepper stuff:

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  1. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 11:16:00 AM PDT

    First.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 11:18:00 AM PDT

      Rascal!

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    2. UnknownWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 12:10:00 PM PDT

      Congrats on the first!

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 12:49:00 PM PDT

      "But many that are first shall be last; and the last first."

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:30:00 PM PDT

      IN THE VALLEY OF THE WOODAPES MUTHA F*CKERZ

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    5. UnknownWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 3:26:00 PM PDT

      Ah - Anon 12:49 - EXCELLENT play on words and the use of some good scripture! "And he sat down, and called the twelve, and saith unto them, If any man desire to be first, the same shall be last of all, and servant of all (Mk. 9:35)." Continue on in the great sport of firstage!

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:53:00 PM PDT

      I farted. FFFFF!!!

      Delete
  2. Mayor McCheeseWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 11:23:00 AM PDT

    Turd in the potty!

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    1. UnknownWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:47:00 PM PDT

      Congratulations! Either you haqve captured a live specimen or you finally passed that Limburgher cheese round you ate.

      Delete
  3. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 11:25:00 AM PDT

    My taterhole alarm is going off like a buck during rutting season.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:26:00 PM PDT

      ^ The original taterhole and poop in a jar guy, the persistence is identical.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 2:10:00 PM PDT

      Going to start posting this on the 'Operation Persistance' thread on the BFF.

      They'll love that kind of thing.

      MMG

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    3. Poop In A Jar Guy/Taterhole.Wednesday, April 17, 2013 at 7:32:00 PM PDT

      Anon 1:26-Wrong!!!

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 11:27:00 AM PDT

    Another "Big Foot" video, I like the big foot caught on tape better though

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    1. Chewbacca Wednesday, April 17, 2013 at 5:59:00 PM PDT

      Still doesn't explain the trees.....this is the real deal.

      Delete
  5. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 11:29:00 AM PDT

    These are the kinds of people I flag for misleading text.

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 11:34:00 AM PDT

    Can we get more tweets making fun of the Boston Bombing please? It just adds so much to the character of this site...like the pedos that come here...and the closet gays looking for love.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 12:11:00 PM PDT

      even for a troll, this is low

      were people on here really making fun of the bombings?

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:32:00 PM PDT

      I haven't seen any troll comments on the "bombings" here and if there was they would more than likely removed by the author, so both of you go whine on Twitter about it

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:50:00 PM PDT

      yeah GTFO you tweetin bitches

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:45:00 PM PDT

      Twitter fags

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  7. A Very Frustrated MulderWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 11:36:00 AM PDT

    Can any of you guys help me? I got so frustrated with Melba that I started banging my cock into the drywall. I broke through and now I'm stuck.

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    1. PROKILLWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 12:31:00 PM PDT

      That's some funny shit.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:14:00 PM PDT

      hehehehehehehehe :)

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:19:00 PM PDT

      Don't panic and pull too hard, you don't want to pop your mushroom cap off!

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:20:00 PM PDT

      flopping his cock about like the hairy titties on the suit bob h wore

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:49:00 PM PDT

      I flopped my cock on your moms hairy titties last night

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    6. Lon Porkchop StricklerThursday, April 18, 2013 at 7:34:00 AM PDT

      I love me some hairy ass titties.

      Delete
  8. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 12:13:00 PM PDT

    hey, is it true that bigfoots have the ability to walk in front of a camera and not get filmed? I think I read this recently....

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  9. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:14:00 PM PDT

    surely all bigfoot posts should be labelled [Humor]?

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  10. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:21:00 PM PDT

    www.denovojournal.com

    trololololololololololol

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:22:00 PM PDT

      thermalman is convinced someone has hacked the site and it wasn't just melba making a run for it

      AMAZING

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:25:00 PM PDT

      we can only hope that dyer has a body, that should give ketchup an absolute full on pwning. we can also hope that many people go out and hunt these things just to pwn her "protect the forestpeople" group

      heres to hoping full pwnage will be delivered

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:45:00 PM PDT

      I delivered some full pwnage on your mom last night

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:13:00 PM PDT

      They can take my pressure cooker when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

      Delete
  11. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:29:00 PM PDT

    Wonderful blog! I found it while surfing around on Yahoo News.

    Do you have any tips on how to get listed in Yahoo News?
    I've been trying for a while but I never seem to get there! Cheers

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  12. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:48:00 PM PDT

    Yep - this confirms it. Time to take this site off my favs bar

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 1:58:00 PM PDT

      pwned

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:10:00 PM PDT

      My taterhole alarm is going off like a buck during rutting season.

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    3. CyndiWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 9:00:00 PM PDT

      I respect and celebrate your lifestyle choices, and I will fight for the positive representation of you and your community in television and print media.

      Delete
  13. UnknownWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 3:25:00 PM PDT

    Bigfoot is real! All of you trolls are just jealous that us believers know something you dont! And know more about something then you! I bet you are all cozy and warm in your mommys basement eating a fresh batch of her cookies! Well guess what, REALITY CHECK! Bigfoot is real and we are right!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:04:00 PM PDT

      I am a cryptozoologist and I can assure you the matter is not yet settled...

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    2. UnknownWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:27:00 PM PDT

      I am a cryptozoologist too and guess what? IT IS SETTLED. DNA, footprints, eyewitness sightings, the list goes on and on. Just because there is no body you think there is no Bigfoot? LOL give me a break. Obviously you are not a cryptozoologist if you dont know this stuff already. NEWS FLASH!

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:48:00 PM PDT

      I am a cowboy, astronaut, millionaire and i agree

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    4. AnonymousThursday, April 18, 2013 at 7:48:00 AM PDT

      I am from the conservative school of cryptozoology where, by definition, a question remains open until traditional zoologists add the animal to the lists...

      Delete
  14. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:09:00 PM PDT

    I believe Alex Jones that the Boston attack was a false fag operation.

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  15. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:34:00 PM PDT

    News over at FB/FB is that a lot of the really skeptical posters received a photo showing the dead bigfoot with Dyer and Morgan Matthews. It could itself be a hoax but it seems like they believe it.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:44:00 PM PDT

      There is a group of us "haters" who have been
      discussing this thing for quite some time now. Recently, one of our members asked for any proof whatsoever, and someone sent us a pic, one that we have heard mentioned, but didn't believe existed.

      The pic I saw showed the body of a what is undeniably a bigfoot, which definite facial trauma evident from what a 30-06 round to the back of the head would do. Standing around the body is Rick, Morgan Matthews and several of the "Shooting Bigfoot" crew.

      I would like to apologize to FB/FB, and Rick Dyer, as well as Dyer's supporters. I have been mean, vindictive and un fair, but in light of this humbling evidence, I'm going to have to say that I have crossed the fence.

      This was the original post

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:49:00 PM PDT

      Too much reading

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:54:00 PM PDT

      Click on bigfoots big nose

      *burp*

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  16. UnknownWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:44:00 PM PDT

    Operation Sweet Chariot was a failure. I thought for sure if we non-threateningly entered their territory and sand old Negro spirituals we could bring them in. No dice. Tonight we're going back and are going to sic a pack of butt-sniffing dogs on em.

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  17. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:47:00 PM PDT

    If Dyer has a real bigfoot body, what will happen to BFE , zenyeti, and Shawn? Will they kiss his ass too?

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  18. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:47:00 PM PDT

    these churlish and childish comments are the standard to what bfe cmments page has fallen. outdoing each other with petty 1 liners and this sirdiculas 3months to lng firsting commenting,taterhole etc jokes is dull


    i guess its an amerian thing ie boring ptter from a bunch of retarded geeks[thats as offesive as i can manage righ now],but i;ll will be back to diss your country at nxt availabe o
    pportunity] rule britania

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    1. UnknownWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:51:00 PM PDT

      Did somebody order a British faggot?

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      Did you want fries with that?

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      you type like a teenage girl texting her 13 year old BFFs ... OMFG WTF LOLZ

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:56:00 PM PDT

      Too much reading

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:57:00 PM PDT

      Your mom was dull last night

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      Hey! get outa this house and get a job

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    8. AnonymousWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 5:05:00 PM PDT

      and when you come back at least learn to spell, dumbass

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    9. UnknownWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 5:12:00 PM PDT

      Your frustration is easily understood. When people can post "anonymously," it affords a venue without social, moral, or intellectual limitations. Unfortunately, YOU have fallen into the same trap - hurling childish insults (i.e. retarded geeks) under the umbrella of anonymity. Britannia is great, but it's not America - the true land of the free, home of the brave, and...didn't our paltry 13 colonies defeat you [Britain] in the Revolutionary War [1775-1783]? So again...who are you ruling?

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      pwnd ... i will refrain from a "your mom" insult

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    11. UnknownWednesday, April 17, 2013 at 6:40:00 PM PDT

      Anon 5:21 - that's funny bro!

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