Breakdown: Possible Bigfoot Crossing Highway
Is this an Alien critter captured on security camera? Or is this a Bigfoot? Michael enhances and examines footage of a claimed Alien creature captured on security camera. Watch as two cars narrowly miss hitting this thing. CGI? A Deer? Or is this a Bigfoot running on all fours?
Unenhanced video:
First suckers! Ha Ha
ReplyDeletea drunk crawling across road
Deletearoad drunkin crosss a crawlllllllllll
DeleteIt looks like that pic of that creepy white demonish thing - same long skinny limbs and color.
DeleteIt's CGI the car doesn't break or slow down,
DeleteFirst......losers! Ha! -Skeeter
ReplyDeleteno no SIR that would be me...the guy above you...nice try...Ha Ha
DeleteOh snap! Skeeter got pwned!
DeleteMajestically pwned, in fact.
DeleteSkeeter on my Peter
DeletePwned like a wood ape believer in the dark
DeletePwned like DWA in a woodape costume getting spanked by tontar.
DeletePwned like the bleevers were when Ketchum self published a junk paper.
DeletePwned like Chewbacca when Matilda made fun of his tiny penis and left him in his stick structure.
DeleteAt least Chewie has a two story stick structure.
DeleteCrap, I was so psyched to be first, I put my name there! Now, I feel stupid.
Deletepwned ?
DeleteThe new age version of owned for video game nerds
DeleteFirst fuckers! Out
ReplyDeleteTWM
Awwh shit. You fuckers are quick on the draw. Out.
DeleteTwm
Ah the sweet taste of utter mediocrity.
DeleteHa, I missed it again. Fuck!!!!
ReplyDeleteShould probably off yourself now. Just sayin'.
DeleteComputer generated hoax.
ReplyDeleteWhen it clears the last rail, its waist gets so weirdly tiny that it looks like almost become two pieces instead of one creature. To me, just more nothing to like.
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DeleteIt's a dog and I like it.
I was thinking it might be CGI, also. If it's real, then it does have an unusual shape. Not sure what to think.
DeleteI've been wrong
ReplyDeleteI've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
Those five words in my head
Are we having fun yet?
Mayor you USE to be a bigdeal on here! Now your slowly becoming a joke.
DeleteQuoting a crappy song will get you nowhere.
DeleteYou guys go eat a bag of dicks!
DeleteAs you wish, Mayor.
DeleteCome on mayor you can do better then that. You used to even give bandaid a run for his money.
DeleteHey McCheeser- got your front row tickets to the Journey concert. Pay up or I'll crush your tiny hands!
DeleteIs that a new item on the dollar menu?
DeleteAww fuck this shit! I'm so out of here! I'm gonna find Rushforlife and Hairy Bandaid and we'll start our own blog!
DeleteThought you had thicker skin than that Mayor. Used to be what made you great.
DeleteThe Mayors a bad mother fucker.I've seen him slap the shit out of Grimace just for laughs.
DeleteI'm back. I was just joking, I had to take a shit.
DeleteI write half my posts while taking a shit.
DeleteInteresting I write mine while shitting and after jerking off. That's the one job I can't multitask.
DeleteLol. I hear that my man!
DeleteBearking here! I want in! I'm a mccheese fan for life!
Deletenot a big foot not a alien ...its a fookin dog !!
ReplyDeleteI thought it might be a rather large, thin dog.
DeleteDeer. Looks weird because the camera is laggy, because its shooting a slow shutter speed. (at night)
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm with you. It's either a deer or a pony and it's the camera shutter and low light that's making it look weird.
DeleteThere are certainly deer of all sorts along the route this road takes.
It kinda looks like a Boxer
ReplyDeleteyou mean like Rocky Balboa
Deletelooks like a greyhound if you stop the action
ReplyDeleteYup greyhound, bring out the T-Fats evidence! Wooooooo!
DeleteDidn't look like a bus to me
DeleteMy gut tells me this is a Greyhound. So, it's definitely a Sasquatch.
DeleteIt's not a deer. It's not an alien. It's not a Bigfoot either.
ReplyDeleteIf only it had been killed, we'd know.
DeleteMarmaduke get out of the street big dog that is not safe! It a Great Dane
ReplyDeleteI keep my poop in my colon with my swamp eel.
ReplyDeleteThis is a very old video. It's clearly a great dane.
ReplyDeleteRight. That head is too massive for greyhound? The only other dog I could think is a bullmastiff maybe.
Deleteit wasn't that great
DeleteIs it just me, or does it look like it's running on four legs with a dog/doe [deer] body?
ReplyDeleteDude, it's a dog running across the highway.
DeleteIt's a Dicksquatch out for a stroll.
DeleteI live about 2 miles away from there. It's Wessex Way, Bournemouth, UK. No deer in the centre of town. Looks like CGI.
ReplyDeleteThis sucks. Where is Fasano with the goods? Damn, I haven't been this disappointed since 1967 when Roger said he was gonna film a bigfoot and came back with some bullshit hoax. Enough is enough. Bigfoot is a friggin myth...
ReplyDeleteCindi it's safe to come out
ReplyDeleteYou spelled the fake female's name wrong.
DeleteIt's a Great Dane or as previously stated, a Greyhound. And since I didn't read all of the comments until just now, it could be, as previously stated, a great dane
ReplyDeleteits not that great
Deleteit's a little great
DeleteMy question is, why do "you name it" always run so close to cars passing by? Why don't they wait until there is no traffic?
ReplyDeleteWhat fun is that? It's like speeding up at a yellow light, or when you're at a four way and flash your lights to tell the other driver to go, and when he does you floor it and fishtail through the intersection.
DeleteHaha - why does everyone get so excited about "first"? And hey, just a quick heads-up to my friends in this group - you're big boys and big girls, so believe what you want and no problem at all, but my faith obligates me to share this - "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned (Christ, Matt. 12:36-37)." Hey, I say this with NO JUDGEMENT AT ALL - I only share this with you to stimulate your thinking about the words you use. I don't like how many judge others; so, I bring this to the forefront of your mind simply to inform and encourage - not judge! And if you don't "believe," not problem at all!
ReplyDelete^taterhole
DeleteAMEN, MICHAEL..
DeleteMr. Shank first is so exciting because it's "livin the dream" to be first
DeleteMr. Shank please listen don't go trying to be an upstanding citizen here they will tear you apart they mistake kindness for weakness here at BE. I'm really just trying to help.
Delete----A concerned citizen
Shut up you fool! We've almost got him. I want his eyes...
DeleteI pass judgement, and gas
DeleteFasano.^
DeleteThere's a Christian quoting stuff, watch out!
DeleteAbandon all hope ye who enter here.
DeleteBeware the taterholes!
DeleteThe Christian is funny. I like this fella.
DeleteHey! get outa this house and get a job
Delete"Do not criticize the poop in your neighbors jar until you have removed the log in your own"
DeleteThe Book Of Nephilim 2:34...
^ is there a Jewish zombie in that Nephilim book?
DeleteThou shall not talk smack about the great sport of firsting. (Team Tater 2:68)
DeleteIts the part of the Old Testament that relates how God punished the Jews for hoaxing Giant lemur-angel hybrids...
DeleteFirst bigfoot is a hoax, then he's a kind of people, now he's a christian?
DeleteIt is written in the ancient texts: 'The howling in the wilderness is not the Nephilim; more than likely it is those crazy schwartzes.
DeleteIt is seen on ancient vhs's: if one hangs ol' poncho in tree, Bigfoot dons said poncho.
DeleteYou got friends here that are big girls????
DeleteWOW! So many interesting and... weird comment! Hey, what's a taterhole? Why do people here keep their poop? And why would anyone mock the Bible? Sorry friends, just and observation. And, just so you'll know, I'm 46, married, 4 terric sons! Business owner. Only trying to sharel I love Bigfoot and hope he're real!
DeleteWell mr. Shank welcome to the club brother. You better put your thick skin on friend. A taterhole is an asshole. Don't get upset they are gonna talk mad shit. The next thing you're gonna hear is that doesn't matter plenty of fags have a wife and kids. Prepare yourself now this isn't the place for timid or weak or faint of heart.
DeleteMichael I believe I can answer these questions for you. Taterhole = good times. We keep our poop in jars for scientific research. We mock the bible because Jesus and Bigfoot share a lot in common. People claim to see them but evidence says other wise.
DeleteWe have a talking Cheeseburger as Mayor, Rush is the band of choice, we have a kid who just hit puberty writing guests posts who hasn't had any tater yet, anon is awesome and firsting is the sport or kings. Bigfoot is real and a local celeb Chewbaca was dating one named Matilda and boned one on the side named Daisy.
Now do us all a favor and go make a fucking daughter so Jay can chase her off this site in 18 years. Four fucking sons! Are you a damn 17th century king or something?
You put the poop in the jar Broski,you put the poop in the jar.
DeleteComing from a legend like you, that means a lot! Thanks
Delete;-)
DeleteThanks for all the responses - I've learned a lot! Laughed a lot, too! I'll try to thicken up my skin and get into the sport of "firsting" with you!!!
DeleteLooks like a dog, far to skinny to be a Sasquatch.
ReplyDeleteIf you colored in a black circle on top of Dick Ryders head he would look like a dick with ears.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat.True dat.
DeleteWhat's Fasano up to right now? I need me a good dose of nothing before I can consider the day complete.
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteI'm sure he's been filming a stump for hours now waiting for it to move.
DeleteHa Ha too much! Got a mental picture of him doing just that. Its a stand off between him and the stump. Someone call him on his cell phone and tell him to come on in for the night.
DeleteHe said they had it narrowed down to two square miles. What the hell is he doing? Plowing it?
DeleteFasano is back y'all. He just uploaded a video called bigfoot feeding zone to youtube. Come on and get your nothing!!!!!
DeleteSting just called. He says Zen Yeti sounds too much like Zenyatta Mondatta. If you continue to use it, he's going to set all of the sea turtles on fire.
ReplyDeleteSting is my favorite wrestler
DeleteIsn't Sting that pussy that used to be in The Police?
DeleteIts an anorexic bigfoot and the other juvenile bigfoots shaved him and were going to kick his ass and rape him but he escaped
ReplyDeleteYou're killing me, Smalls.
Deleteit can happen
DeleteDude, everyone can see clearly that its a really old man bigfoot, with two very long limp penises.
DeleteMaybe the old man bigfoot was going to get raped
DeleteWhen people have actively tried to prove this creature exists for 50 years but have come up with precisely zero evidence (despite there being 50000 sightings), its safe to say bigfoot is a delusion.
ReplyDeletenah, its story material man! these people arent deluded... they're just liars! lol. Attention seekers etc.
DeleteNow I bleeve even more, since you have questioned my bleefs.
DeleteOh where oh where has the old manaic Merchant gone. He is so tame now is dig-my-eye-out with a spoon dreadfully BORING. Could it be some kind of marketing techniqe? By george that's it! He's taking medication to calm himself so he can come across as sane and reasonable while sailing off the coat tails of the soon to be famous Zen Yeti (LMFAO) riders of the storm Shawn, Justin, Ro and Bart. You see, there is always ulterior motives for people who don't really believe in bigfoot but suddenly find themselves a place in the community. That would be these idiots. They found their place. Ka-ka-CHING$$$$$$$
ReplyDeleteToo much reading
DeleteI liked the old videos where he called out BS, interviewed witnesses or just showed us stuff in the woods. I don't think he believes for a second any of these vids he's been breaking down could be genuine. I know I don't....
DeleteHe's making cash sitting on his ass, sleeping in, drinking nice whiskey. Good deal if you ask me.
DeleteIts not a bear, and its not a turkey...
DeleteNow you want the Manic Merchant? I was enjoying the calmer version.
DeleteJaywalkfoot
ReplyDeleteCheck out "bigfootpolice" on YouTube. There's a video posted today showing rick dyer stating bigfoot don't exist in 2010 but part of the latest hoax involves his story of seeing a bigfoot in 2009.
ReplyDeleteOh crap! Are you saying Dyer is a lying hoaxer? How DARE you!
DeleteYep, hes the only one on the planet who can score bigfoot bodies a plenty. But they just keep slipping through his fingers. Its a tragedy.
Deletegrayhound or arabian sulki dog
ReplyDeleteFrench actress Marion Cotillard, who won the Best Actress Oscar
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family, but to us, I think, in hindsight it seems more significant.
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DeleteWhere is Fasano's update? I want my nothing doggone it!
ReplyDeleteHim and Kevin are probably sitting in some bar giggling. We've been McCheesed!
DeleteHe just uploaded a vid. on youtube. Bigfoot feeding zone.
DeleteI AM SO TIRED OF THESE STUPID ASS VIDS THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH BIGFOOT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey! get outa this house and get a job
DeleteJust close your eyes and relax...take a deep breath and the Nothing will slowly consume your entire being...and you will like it.
DeleteStop yelling. This is a Bigfoot.
DeleteIt ain't no squatch. There are no squatches in England.
ReplyDeleteIf this is an actual creature and not a computer generated hoax, then what this is is a dog. Other commenting here have already pointed this out, and I believe that they are correct.
No squatch. Next.
A dog with a skinned head, no ears, no tail, with feet like a bloody person. Right, its a dog...if that dog is a werewolf.
DeleteYes. A hound of some kind. Great Dane or Bloodhound.
DeleteHound from HELL!
DeleteGreat Dane my Ass eel! That is a Bigfoot!
ReplyDeleteLook at those hind feet. They are shaped like either a humans or a a bear. It is too thin and too agile to be a bear. And it is not a human. Therefore, it is a run of the mill paranormal shapeshifter and there is no way of knowing what it's basic form may be. End of story. Case closed. We can all go home now.
ReplyDeleteIt is not CGI because there are appropriate shadows from both the street lights and the headlights of the vehicle.
ReplyDeleteTechnically, you could CGI that, too. But I agree it's decent evidence against CGI.
Deletewhy is the one decent film on this site being ridiculed with the usual inane comments from theusual suspects above!!
ReplyDeleteevery film on here is either hoax,blob or illusion of some sort.
this is cleary a living creature if we discount CGI. i would need to hear a film expert say this g=hasnt been CGI touched. ifit hasnt then we may have something very unsual or we may just have a big dog running across the road.
i get the gea dane theort due to ts back legs but it aint got a dog face or paws,so thats not satifying explanation for me
again every film on here is dull to me as itseasily explained or sounds in the woods[which could be anything so is worthless]. i wouldliketo read peoples thoughts of this is cgi or thats impossible [give reason]
interesting
I do think it could be CGI, especially at this low resolution which would help mask it. However, there is enough about the film that rings true to make me think it's a real creature. The low frame rate might very well be making the body appear strange, however, and it could be a large thin dog or a deer. I would not rule out something very unusual, though!
DeleteCGI--Next!!
ReplyDeleteNot CGI. Look at the shadows. That thing is real.
DeleteNo great dane body way to small.looks like a long legged monkey if there is one or a gibbon.
ReplyDeleteIt ran right in front of that car.Not CGI shadows. If it was something out of the ordinary, I think the person/people in the car would have reported it. Any one know if there was a report of Scooby crossing the road? BTW. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
ReplyDeletePeople report strange shit all the time, and most of the time, we never hear their stories.
DeleteGood point.
DeleteAlien ghost phantom thing it is.
ReplyDeleteits no even a story in the UK. i live here! I can only think you dot habe the great dane breed of dog in USA. its cleary a great dane dog lopping across he road. no brainer to those uf us whove see a great dane evry other week.
ReplyDeletethe only story is why is a great dane
ne is running across the road at night,but since its still dark here,so it could be 8oclock at night and its running home after chasing a rabbit across the road
We do have Great Danes that's why I said marmaduke he's a cartoon skit Great Dane but there are plenty of real ones here too.
Deleteit looks like smeagol a.k.a gollum from the lord of the rings, he's running after the precious he dropped on the highway
ReplyDeleteSo the experts here agree it is a great dane/greyhound/bloodhound/deer.
ReplyDeleteOh, and guys... shadows can be CGI'd too.
Yes they can it's just lazy people don't cgi shadows and on another note it can be a chupacabra
DeleteCGI or god forbid...David Icke was right
ReplyDeleteDavid Icke or George Noony should be all over this.
DeleteHell Hound.
ReplyDeleteIt's not CGI, it's an Alien. The real deal. The CGI story was disinformation to cover up the real truth.
ReplyDeleteI know this is an Alien. A squad of heavily armed masked men swept the area soon after this footage was captured. Locals in the area can back this up. They left the next morning with escorts, air support, and a flat bed with a reinforced container. You tell me what they had in it. This isn't just happening here, but in the U.S. and Russia. The meteors were not an accident. And not natural.
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