Breakdown: Bigfoot Sighting In Missouri?
Does this footage show a guy mowing grass or does it show Bigfoot? -- or perhaps Bigfoot mowing grass? Watch this breakdown by Phil Poling:
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
first....last... and always
ReplyDeletepwnd like Mulder in the dark.
DeleteAre you saying you would like to pound Mulder in the dark?
DeleteDidn't see that one coming.
MMG
I don't think Mulder seen it coming either.
Deletepwned ?
DeleteI think there should be some technology cleansing, any videographic device that produces images like that, and lets face it there are lots, should be summarily outlawed, destroyed and the owners heavily fined......Or, youtube raises the bar and only allows footage of a viewable quality....ok, ok I know , not gonna happen.
DeleteWell, it's not someone mowing. But, it is a hoax. Unless the big fella ate him some Missouri shrooms. That is one happy camper.
ReplyDeleteso close to being first. i blame my failure on the five second break i took from clicking the refresh button.
ReplyDeleteit's a tough sport, firsting.
Enhanced my ass! All I see is a black blob. Not someone mowing because they are swinging their arms but sheeez!
ReplyDeleteHe's mowing with a scythe......which means it could be death himself, spooky.
DeleteSomeone running away from the law after a good ol Missouri Meth Lab bust!
ReplyDeleteIt's a bear. Huggy Bear to be exact.
ReplyDeleteThere are no bears in Missouri.
DeleteConservationists tracking bears in Missouri
Deletehttp://www.kansascity.com/2012/05/24/3626598/conservationists-tracking-bears.html
There are no bears in kansacity.com
DeleteThese posts are sucking big time lately. If it wasn't for the firsting it be no fun at all.
ReplyDeleteThis video is exceptionally bad.
DeleteI remember my first First. Felt like my cock was made of concrete for a week.
ReplyDeleteSince this post is about Bigfoot in Missouri, thought I'd let you all know about my book "Alec Kerley and the Terror of Bigfoot", which is a youth fiction book based in the Branson area. 50,000 words, 21 chapters plus a prologue, not your normal "kiddie" book. Some of the creatures are aggressive, some are not, and the use of EMF fields is involved. Someone is taken captive into a Bigfoot camp with detailed descriptions of the individuals, Samurai chatter and other possible Bigfoot "language" described.
ReplyDeleteLink: http://www.amazon.com/Kerley-Bigfoot-Monster-Hunters-ebook/dp/B00BXQN3FE.
Thought some here might find it interesting. Have a good night.
Douglas Tanner
thanks Doug, I may just check that out.
DeleteI prefer bigfoot blogtalkradio shows myself, but I like me some reading sometimes!
Inspired by bigfoot was awesome tonight!
Special guest was Guy Edwards!
Check it out everybody, if you have time....I do, my wife became angry and went to her mothers a couple weeks ago, just because I was listening to bigfoot blogtalkradio re-runs!
Just needed to get that off my chest.
Too much reading
DeleteShawn, unless you are contractually obligated with your Sweaty Yeti buddies, this video is a prime candidate for editorial discretion in publishing every video they put out.
ReplyDeletethis blog has become much too affiliated with Team TAZER
Deleteor yeti whatever.
The owner of this blog, Shawn Evidence. Yea he is part of ZenYeti, didn't you know that?
Deletenah, I'm kinda newb around here.
DeleteWith Mechant determined to put out two videos a day, and Phil doing his usaul thing, it's just way too much.
DeleteLikes to get sprayed in the face by his cat.^^^
DeleteSomeone post a link of the alleged photo going around of HANK. Rick Dyers dead bigfoot. I know someone has it. PLEEEAAAASSEE!!!
ReplyDeleteI will become a gold member of Dyers BF Tracker.com group if this dead bigfoot story is legit. And I will worship Rick Dyer as the best bigfoot tracker in the world!!
ReplyDeleteITS THE EYE OF THE FATTY
ReplyDeleteITS THE THRILL OF THE FAT
RISING UP THE CHALLENGE OF OUR FATTY!
Fat Phil Fohling
DeleteI see a bouncing baby Blob Squatch! Great job still Phil!!!!!
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ReplyDelete"There's something on the Phil !!
Sometimes I think enhancing these videos makes it worse. It was a shitty video to begin with and then it just got shittier.
ReplyDeleteyeah, it probably was it worth doing in the first place
Delete*wasn't worth it
DeleteMight be becuase it is behind a Home Depot and a Cracker Barrell and we definitely have a lot of homeless people.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't he shoot it?
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ReplyDeleteWell, it's blurry enough to be a bigfoot. I'm convinced.
ReplyDeleteWe urge all intelligent and loving life from outside the earth to Intervene and use whatever force necessary to arrest anyone who opposes the new era of peace and first contact. We know of your law of non-interference, but now, we, the earth-humans demand that you take action and free us from the daily lies and show you are here. From now on we want to walk beside you in love. We are longing to meet you and live in peace.
ReplyDeleteI've got the squirts.
ReplyDeleteHurry, get a jar.
DeleteLooks like somebody having trouble walking in their suit.
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