Has anyone ever heard a couple of Bigfeet farting, instead of knocking, to each other? The vocalization in the second video seems a Bigfoot with some sort of constipation to me
That does not explain the Samurai chatter, though. They are a hoax or from something unknown-most likely the former since they were never replicated...
I have missed you I dare you person. I don't know why I think it's so funny to just randomly see that pop up. It's a satirical remark that never loses its place in witty comebacks. Most people who try to be funny on here are really just poster children for birth control. So thanks for making my day a little brighter.
I keep hitting F5 but Shawn doesn't post anything new! I need a first today or my wife is leaving me. She can't be with a man without the balls to be first.
Hey does anyone know when the Big Jim Jr and Harry Bandini wedding is going to be they are a hot item and were making out a few posts back and i hope Harry can help Jim with his penis envy
LMFAO i seen that post you guys were gettin a little gay its your fault if you guys want to make love keep it off here this is for bigfoot discussion not romance
Bearking here. I remember when my wife I got married. It was total chaos. Her mother was being a bitch and her dad was trying to bang all the bridesmaids. And my friends were so drunk they started acting gay to each other! Neva forget it. It was wild!
Harry, we have to have the wedding here in Wa. We finally legalized it last Nov. It will be perfect. We can do a double wedding with our wives getting married to each other too. Should work out fine.
I am just posting a few times each day this week. By next week I will be just skimming the headlines every few days again. So I reply to Harry or the others who are in here daily and wait for a bit. I am not going back to return fire posting at trolls. This was just too good to pass up with all the talk on the news of the supreme court hearing arguments on two same sex cases.
The trolls are here to stay unfortunately. Makes no difference what anyone says or does anymore. Shawn has figured out the trolls out post us by a 9:1 margin. Who do you think he wants around? Just look at the topics he posts.
That is why I float through once or twice a week, drop a load and go. Although this week I was more active for a reason. I will be gone back to skimming the headlines soon and you can bitch about the trolls to the trolls.
Much respect Mayor, but your overtures to your love interest are weak and unrequited. I can teach you to mind rape her if you want, but that's kinda sick if you ask me.
You're right anon, I completely agree. She's making me soft. I need to sack up and regain my focus. Just out of curiosity though, how does this mind rape thing work?
So logically then, we know what a baby sloth sounds like because we have seen and heard them but we have no video or recordings of a baby Bigfoot then how do we know that what we are hearing off in the distance is not simply just a baby sloth?
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Firsts...ha..
ReplyDeleteI can`t wait until Rick Dyer shoots this behind a Walmart...because he drives a corvette and is the best bigfoot tracker ever..Period!
DeleteFirst(s)? How many today?
DeleteJust one, today. That was the announcer in my head-"He firsts, he wins!!"..just a motivational technique I use...
DeleteAl Michaels is always the announcer I use in my head. I always pretend I'm beating the dirty Russians.
DeleteBearking here. Schling schlong long dong ,Poo poo pie.
DeleteWhen I get a first, I imagine Marv Albert wearing ladies underwear yelling "Yesssssss!!!".
Deletepignose
Delete^ The T-Fats post was earlier today man.
DeleteDo you believe in miracles? YES!!!
DeleteFIRST!
ReplyDeleteUtter failure. Not your day.
DeleteDAMN! So close, and I woulda got it on a baby sloth post too! Always wanted that...
ReplyDeleteThat makes 2 of us...
DeleteSierra sounds are cool
ReplyDeleteDarn it!
ReplyDeleteHello BF'ers and non BF'ers
ReplyDeleteFirst ever from Belgium/Europe.
Does this count for anything?
Peter
BS, first from Europe...been on this gravey train since 08...i'll be tarred and feathered befor4e I let u basted have it. :)
DeleteDo you keep your poop in a jar?
Deletenah...my poops in your mouth and you'll like it.
DeleteWell then. I guess I will get something AND like it. I am not used to this.
DeleteDamn H, you're one nasty bitch! I like you! The shizer thing is more popular in Europe I understand.
DeleteTy ,MMc...*blush*
DeleteBearking here. Mccheese is at it again! Parents lock your squatch crotch up!
DeleteOkay Bearking, you've been chasing me around this blog for days you sumbitch... I don't know if there's enough room on here for the both of us!
DeleteKick his ass seabass!
DeleteFight...fight...fight.....winner gets Jill.
DeleteThey are a type of people.
ReplyDeleteSo... the second video is trying to tell us that some bigfeet have mental issues?
ReplyDeleteDammit man! It's Bigfoots not Bigfeet!!! Get it right
Delete- Moneyraker
Ooooh Matt I'm soooo sorry, I'm confused by the general ignorance of the society towards the Bigfeet matter!
DeleteOh no I did it again!
Oh my Christ, I'm gonna need another line...
Delete- Moneyraker
Smeja also described the baby big foots as sounding like deaf people
DeleteHas anyone ever heard a couple of Bigfeet farting, instead of knocking, to each other?
DeleteThe vocalization in the second video seems a Bigfoot with some sort of constipation to me
Sounds like a baby bigfoot? And so does a wolf, coyote, wild dog, wild boar, and the list goes on and on.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why that is? Uh, maybe because that's what is wrongly attributed to a bigfoot every time?
How DARE you!
DeleteThat does not explain the Samurai chatter, though. They are a hoax or from something unknown-most likely the former since they were never replicated...
DeleteI heard the samurai chatter on Cheech and Chong's The Next Movie. Hock a lugey and itchy and scratchy.
DeleteI have missed you I dare you person. I don't know why I think it's so funny to just randomly see that pop up. It's a satirical remark that never loses its place in witty comebacks. Most people who try to be funny on here are really just poster children for birth control. So thanks for making my day a little brighter.
DeleteI keep hitting F5 but Shawn doesn't post anything new! I need a first today or my wife is leaving me. She can't be with a man without the balls to be first.
ReplyDeleteHey does anyone know when the Big Jim Jr and Harry Bandini wedding is going to be they are a hot item and were making out a few posts back and i hope Harry can help Jim with his penis envy
ReplyDeleteZA-ZING!
DeleteNope I'll help you with penis envy though well actually all it'll do is help your woman envy my penis which is no problem cause I can make house calls
DeleteDUDE ! ignore it u only make it worse
DeleteI don't want him to ignore me hes going to help me with my penis envy and i want to go to the wedding
DeleteLMFAO i seen that post you guys were gettin a little gay its your fault if you guys want to make love keep it off here this is for bigfoot discussion not romance
DeleteI want Harry Bandini to giv me a Hairy handini
DeleteHA! nice
DeleteTold ya so just STFU and walk away
DeleteBearking here. I remember when my wife I got married. It was total chaos. Her mother was being a bitch and her dad was trying to bang all the bridesmaids. And my friends were so drunk they started acting gay to each other! Neva forget it. It was wild!
DeleteI love weddings
DeleteHarry, we have to have the wedding here in Wa. We finally legalized it last Nov. It will be perfect. We can do a double wedding with our wives getting married to each other too. Should work out fine.
DeleteI am just posting a few times each day this week. By next week I will be just skimming the headlines every few days again. So I reply to Harry or the others who are in here daily and wait for a bit. I am not going back to return fire posting at trolls. This was just too good to pass up with all the talk on the news of the supreme court hearing arguments on two same sex cases.
DeleteJust shut the hell up already its dumbasses like you that keep the trolls here
DeleteYeah dumbshit nobody cares about your gay relationship with Harry but the trolls so STFU
DeleteSounds good big boy lets do it then we can learn to drive segways and do the gay pride parade in chi
DeleteGo right on and make some house calls Bandini
DeleteThe trolls are here to stay unfortunately. Makes no difference what anyone says or does anymore. Shawn has figured out the trolls out post us by a 9:1 margin. Who do you think he wants around? Just look at the topics he posts.
DeleteThat is why I float through once or twice a week, drop a load and go. Although this week I was more active for a reason. I will be gone back to skimming the headlines soon and you can bitch about the trolls to the trolls.
OK so when is your wedding? I hope i get an invitation
ReplyDeleteThat little sloth is so stinkin cute!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll buy you one, he could ride around on your dog's back.
DeleteThank you but I don't actually wanna take care of it I just wanna look and go aawww cute baby.plus my dog is old he would not be amused.
DeleteThat's okay, I looked at baby sloths on ebay and they're not cheap!
DeleteMuch respect Mayor, but your overtures to your love interest are weak and unrequited. I can teach you to mind rape her if you want, but that's kinda sick if you ask me.
DeleteYou're right anon, I completely agree. She's making me soft. I need to sack up and regain my focus. Just out of curiosity though, how does this mind rape thing work?
DeleteHow does anyone know what a baby bigfoot sounds like?
ReplyDeleteLook buttplugging skeptard, how do YOU know what they DON'T sound like? Checkmate.
DeleteEvery sound you're not able to reckon (like a moose fart), THAT'S A SQUATCH!
DeleteI will throat punch you.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you will deep throat me, make yourself clear so I can start to unroll my crotch sloth
DeleteSo logically then, we know what a baby sloth sounds like because we have seen and heard them but we have no video or recordings of a baby Bigfoot then how do we know that what we are hearing off in the distance is not simply just a baby sloth?
ReplyDeleteYou just wanted to show a video of a baby sloth, didn't you?
ReplyDelete