Michael Breaks Down Bigfoot Jumping Off Cliff Video
For the first time ever, a footage of a Bigfoot jumping off a cliff is enhanced and broken down by Michael Merchant. He uses the latest next-gen software with duel-quad stacked quantum chips and lasers -- Who else is breaking these down with lasers? No one! All the details below:
First! Stay firsty my friends.
ReplyDeleteIf I was Tim Fasano, Rick Dyer, Biscardi or Todd Standing, I would throw myself off a cliff too. If I was near Michael Merchant, I would throw his butt off a cliff.
DeleteMatilda= Chewy
Matilda is a HoBo...
DeleteFIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteThis is not prime Bigfoot habitat and since they are shy and elusive the behavior is not typical. Looks like the hills outside of Los Angeles or Hollywood so I'm gonna say fake and a hoax. This was dumb for Tazer to even break down.
DeleteMichael: the camera may have an automatic zoom and the little branch near the lens is throwing it off. Not everyone knows how to properly operate their own cameras or take good photography.
DeleteDidn't Merchant get caught banging horses ?
ReplyDeleteThat was Dyer.
DeleteThat's the story. Too bad, I always thought he was a one talent hack, but apparently he's multi talented and a fiend!
DeleteYes, but he kept right on going and finished up unphased.
DeleteSecond and happy for that
ReplyDeleteThird!!!! ;p
DeleteDefenetly some lemur abilities showing.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Confirms on 6 points as a Lemur/Human cross. Ketchum was right. Go figure.
DeleteThe paid shills are all clocked in.
ReplyDeleteShawn should arrange for Cathiee McMillen to break down some videos.
ReplyDeleteCathiee here, I Just want to make clear that I am NOT some fat disgusting 50 year old slob with no life living in my Mommy's basement. My name is NOT John Preston and I have NOT been diagnosed with Multiple personality disorder. That is all Just a vicious attack from some sad people from an online role playing game I used to be involved with. Only part that is true is That I do Enjoy using Capital letters at random Inappropriate times.
DeleteHi Cathy! Will you be my friend?
DeleteI believe in bigfoot too, therefore we already have that in common, although we have never actually met one another, I feel a certain bond with you that only a gifted and privileged few can possibly relate too.
I don't know about all that Cathiee, there are an awful lot of fifty some year old men pretending to be lesbians in Second Life. It's actually a pretty sick lifestyle. The next thing you know you will be out in the woods in a female Bigfoot costume handcuffed along with other sickos for attempted lesbian encounters with beastiality under tones.
DeleteWatch out, the brilliant skeptards are about to identify it as a panda!
ReplyDeleteStand back folks!
The obsessed JREF buttplugs are going bonkers over this story. They're even calling Sykes a heretic for lending his expertise to the study just in case he claims to find Bigfoot DNA. When he finds nothing they'll call him a hero. Intellectual dishonesty at it's finest.
DeleteLets see the Micheal Merchant version were somebody comes up from behind and shove him off a cliff, I promise that one will be zoomed in.
DeleteSquatch Nuts
It's a panda.
DeleteIts the mysterious flying Lemur....Panda pshhhhh! Pandas aren't real.
DeletePanda-Lemur-Human-Pig-Dog-Angel. They will be available at Christmas for 10 grand each.
DeleteIf I was a bigfoot I would jump off a cliff too!. If I was getting hunted filmed or searched for by a bunch of idiots, I'd probably do It as well.
ReplyDeleteYou actually have to exist in order to be hunted, filmed or searched for by a bunch of idiots.
DeleteI can factually report that Bigfoot is safe and sound.
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DeleteRandi's personal buttplug changer.
^^^^^ Smelba's personal old wrinkled ass and corn ridden feet massager.
DeleteIs Mr. Merchant on JREF?
DeleteHe could teach them a thing or two over there...
This is why we need protection for our forest peoples. They could hurt themselves running away from the human hunters. That is why this thing is jumping the cliff. To get away from hunters. And trappers.
DeleteALTHETIC??? Spellcheck.... Come On!!
ReplyDeleteMichael Merchant=diminishing returns. Shawn, are you contractually obligated to post all Taser Videos?
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm also contractually obligated to let Big Fat Gay Jim post his queen Smelba drivel to boot. My life in this studio apartment sucks.
DeleteHave you looked at merchant's channel? Diminishing returns my ass.
DeleteWith thousands of Bigfoot running around the U.S. this is the best we can come up with?
ReplyDeleteHi, Please excuse, I english not good, I practice by reading blog site and watching movie tubue. I learn way of USA people. One day I vist great nation USA and eat hig calorific meal like obese people. Video good. Mr Michel Merchant is real biologist with sense of humour like scoobi do. I must thank bigfoot blog writers. They so free with homosexual sayings and lifestyle notes. USA great nation gives homosexuals freedom to practice bottom love practices. My country great leader bans such said practices. USA great nation of homosexual revolutionaries. Petrez thank you
ReplyDelete^
DeleteThe bathroom...the toilet...lid up...your head in. Leave there for about 30 minutes.
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DeleteMore circles!!!!
DeleteHow would you get more circles? He'd need more bigfoots! More ARROWS!!!!!!
DeleteMore COW BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI think this is actually a video of ketchum going off the cliff
ReplyDeleteIt is confirmed? More ARROWS!!!!!! MORE COW BELL!
DeleteAwesome video Mr.Micheal Merchant. however, you forgot all the scribbly lines and circles and arrows all over the place that make the points all in-arguable,lol.
ReplyDeleteAs for requests, well..where to begin?, it would be great if you took your new enterprising software and video enhancing equipment and all those high-tech in-arguable squiggly lines arrows and circles and re-broke down all those FB/FB videos...
lol, those would probably become instant classics.
I second this idea... at the least you could make them more entertaining.
DeleteWith more ARROWS!!!!!!!!! MORE COW BELL!
DeleteOf course this is a bigfoot. Bigfoot only exists as a blurry image.
ReplyDeleteduh! i just finished say8ng i ws impressed with welfare boy for doingan informative film. now we are back to breakdowns my 12 year old could doa better job of doing. why pick such obious hoxes to breakdown. self promoting stoner
ReplyDelete@Anon 2:12, go for it, your great at critique, lets see your breakdowns then...
DeleteAnon 2:21 lay off da crack pipe. Mikey is wicked smot compared to mutt n jeff at fbfb
DeleteI hope to hell your 12 year old has a better grasp of spelling and grammar then you do.
DeleteKeep them video's coming. I enjoy them (so does everyone)I also know for a fact from many interviews that bigfoot do jump like this. Read my two books Hoopa project and tribal bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteMore ARROWS! MORE COW BELLS!
DeleteI couldn't see that yellow circle around that blob until you pointed it out with the red arrow. And then when you added the second red arrow, well then it became clear that you wanted me to look at the yellow circle.
ReplyDeleteI'm still confused. Merchant if you're reading this, I need more arrows. MORE COW BELL!
DeleteI thought he wanted me to look at the arrow. Crap!
Deletethe drop looks about twice the heigth. A 12' drop assuming a 6' suspect. Takin a big chance breaking an anklr in the boonies. Long walk by yourself with broken bone. Point is; knd of ballsy jump.
ReplyDeleteProbably was rehearsed ahead of time.
DeleteAnd if the figure was 7 feet tall, then he jumped closer to 18 feet. ballsy, or Bigfoot.
DeleteIt has to be Bigfoot. There's a circle around it.
DeleteBigfoot jumped the cliff and jumped the shark a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteDid FB/FB confirm this?
ReplyDeleteIt has to be a Bigfoot, what human could do that without breaking a leg? It has to be 20 ft.
ReplyDeleteMy request if for you to re-break down all the FB/FB videos!
ReplyDeleteMore circles!!!
ReplyDeleteI tried to watch it I really did but it was just to damn lame again, why can't Mikey go and play some online games or something if he is bored.
ReplyDeleteHe just played you. Idiot.
DeleteWhy do you do if you can't write ...?
ReplyDeletePost "breakdowns" from half-wit retards.
I liked it. MORE COW BELL!!! ;p
ReplyDeleteas george carlin would have said,IT's ALL BULLSHIT AND IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!!
ReplyDeleteit's Cliff Barackman !
ReplyDeleteThank God it's not a turkey.
ReplyDeleteGreat post however , I was wanting to know if you
ReplyDeletecould write a litte more on this subject? I'd be very grateful if you could elaborate a little bit further. Many thanks!
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