Listen: Cryptkilla - Finding Bigfoot Squad Song

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This is a bad-ass hip hop song by Cryptkilla. There's lots of cussing and stuff, so you might want to turn it down if there are kids around. We're going to Tweet this to Matt Moneymaker and we're pretty sure he's going to like it.

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  1. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 4:34:00 PM PST

    That's terrible.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 4:44:00 PM PST

      Can't hardly understand the words.

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    2. AnonymousSunday, March 10, 2013 at 8:33:00 AM PDT

      I heard a swear word

      I'm tellin my mommy !!!!

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  2. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 4:38:00 PM PST

    FIRST?

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 4:50:00 PM PST

    Its the Douchebag Anthem!

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 4:59:00 PM PST

    Bad-ass hip-hop to go with a bad-ass photo of 4 people looking to open a can of whip-ass on.....nothing...I liked it...

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  5. Chewbacca Saturday, March 9, 2013 at 5:33:00 PM PST

    Whoop there it is.....whoop there it is....

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 6:50:00 PM PST

    Would it be credible if I told you I had a Class A sighting of a Sasquatch in my pants? BFRO is sending a team down to take a look.
    One Eyed Wookie

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 7:33:00 PM PST

      I heard about that too at the town hall get together

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 7:36:00 PM PST

      I heard someone had a thermal video of it

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  7. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 7:02:00 PM PST

    you white boys don't get it. cryptkilla goes hard in the paint.

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  8. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 7:47:00 PM PST

    Does anyone think after a long night of Squatchin
    Bo Bo has a bad case of Swamp ass?
    Squatch N

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  9. AnonymousSaturday, March 9, 2013 at 10:32:00 PM PST

    Thanks, but I don't want to hear hip hop. Damn kids and their crazy bullshit music. In my day, music was good! We'd listen to some nice Judas Priest, Type O Negative or WASP.

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