First Photo of Falcon Project's Command Center That Will Search For Bigfoot
So, what do you think about the photograph above? The Falcon Project, once they launch, will be the start of the most extensive, most advance, Bigfoot research project yet and it's being spear headed by William Barnes and Dr. Jeff Meldrum.
This month in Seattle Washington, hear the experts present the evidence motivating the most ambition project to search for the elusive North American primate from the air, using the latest in aerial surveillance technologies. William Barnes, the project manager for the Falcon and Dr. Jeff Meldrum of Idaho State University are currently in the process of getting funding for an aerial search for Sasquatch employing an unmanned airship with high definition thermal imaging camera equipment. On March 30th, Dr. Meldrum an a host of prominent speakers are scheduled to discuss this ambitious project to prove Bigfoot once and for all. Here's the list of speakers if you're interested:
Also tonight, After Hours With Team Tazer Live Webcast will have Dr. Jeff Meldrum on as a special guest at 10:00pm EST / 7:00pm PST. Check out www.youtube.com/rictor for the live webcast.
What the hells an aluminum falcon? BTW, first mofo's!
ReplyDeleteabsolute looney toons what exactly do they think they are going to find with that?????? a thermal blobsquatch at 10,000 feet. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
DeleteBigfoot is not going to like this one bit!
DeleteThe Falcon Project with its surveillance technologies of high definition high altitude imaging will find nothing and we will all like it.
DeleteIt's funny how people posting here are all of a sudden an authority on aeronautics!
DeleteThis blimp could work, let's hope they are smart enough to shape the blimp like a Falcon!
This would be so cool!
The blimp is going to be shaped like a huge penis!
DeleteThat would be just super!
DeleteI agree none of us are aeronautical engineers!
DeleteOh- I forgot, I am.
It's actually going to be two penises tied together floating along in the forest! This at least should scare the shit out of Bigfoot!
DeleteIt is, my good people, another scam and hoax by the bigfoot community which is bent on making money on a nonexistent creature anyway they can.
DeleteThey could shape the blimp like one of Patty's fake tits.
DeleteGIMLIN
OMG! I just can't wait! Two huge super penises floating in the forest!
DeleteTwo guys, on lawn chairs, suspended from a helicopter, flying over Bluff Creek in the winter time. What could possibly go wrong.
Deletehow long do you think it will take for some redneck to be sitting there with his buddy and look up in the sky ans say look joebob big ol flyin peckers let's shoot um
DeleteI'm already on the ground, loaded and waiting.
DeleteI wonder how many of these comments Dick Ryder is responsible for. Show yourself Dick!
DeleteWhere are they going to put the COCKPIT ?
DeleteWould there also be two large wheels located below and at the back of each penis ?
DeleteI feel Rictor shares some blame for these flying penises
DeleteThe COCKPIT will be located where they all sit
DeleteAnon 1:13 they will zoom in on your Pea Sized brain and find a Looney Toon Pea sized shit for brain.
DeleteFIRST
ReplyDeleteYEAH !!
How utterly embarrassing. I was in such a hurry I didn't even read the full first post let alone even see it there
DeleteThis first thing has me on edge. I need to find a way mellow out
Yeah, it's getting to everyone. I set my alarm to wake me every half hour during the night in an attempt to be first. It's starting to piss off my wife, Mrs. Bigfoot!
DeleteFirst!
DeleteLet's take this bitch to 200 comments, boys!!!
Delete^ you mean sissy Mommas Boys with no jobs and Dorito stained sweats!
DeleteCatamaran type stability!?!?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one! Try tieing two helium balloons together, and see if there is any stability whatsoever.
Correct. But what does he know. He is only a doctor.
DeleteHe needs to go and buy or lease a drone that can do the same thing. Now that makes sense but we have to remember we are talking about a school
Of higher learning
Anon 1:00 You're an idiot. It is way more sophisticated than two helium balloons tied together. A simple search on google will yield some info on the technology I'm sure. But go on, keep posting your hate.
DeleteThey are going to be big penises silly!
DeleteTwo falcon shaped huge penises tied together floating along in the forest !
and it's going to be super - just you fellas wait & see!
^^^ Bought fake footprints from Meldrum, now wants his money back.
Delete5 bucks says Cath McMillan is really Jeff Meldrumb, drunk off his ass, trolling us.
DeleteI always felt footers make the best trolls. this one guy actually said "Bigfoot exists"...that is messed up shit,man...
DeleteI love how on the poster it says sponsored in part by Olympia Beer. Anyway good luck to them. Dr. Meldrum is a legend.
ReplyDeleteThird bitches!!!!
What is legendary is the good doctor's ability to separate rubes from their money.
DeleteHave you learned nothing from Ketchum?
I learned how to make one hell of a good jam recipe from her.
DeleteMan the woman can really boil up a heck of a good jelly or jam.
Tits or the recipe or gtfo
Delete4th is like having the Double headed Penis Falcon bus rammed up your Fart Box.
DeleteSquatch N
"This month in Seattle" Ummm yeah Olympia is not Seattle. Not even close. I love how for people out of state.... Washington = Seattle.
ReplyDeleteThe same project that failed miserably in receiving any donations on Kickstarter? So where is all the funding going to come from?
DeleteSHOW ME THE MONEY
It's coming from all those fake footprint replicas Meldrum has been selling for $50 a pop!
DeleteIts woods and seattle,seahawks suck,go buffalo
Deletethe next big "hope" in bigfootery after all the recent hoaxes.
ReplyDeletehopefully sykes will lay down the final death kneel of footing, but maybe he just likes to laugh at the footers so will hold off for a bit.
Guess you didn't hear. Due to evidence on hand Sykes is changing his stance!
Deletewhen Sykes declares that the BEST samples bigfooters have to offer come back as known animals, only the severely mentally disabled will hold on to the belief.
DeleteNot you of course because you already know they exist.
Deleteof course he does! That's why he posts here every single day.
DeleteSykes is going to offer us nothing and we'll like it so much that we'll ask for more.
DeleteWhen Bigfoot is outlawed, only outlaws will have Bigfoot.
DeleteMother of god. They've got TV screens in a van. TV screens!
ReplyDeleteI bet that's more than you got.
DeleteYes? You called my son?
DeleteLiving the dream.
DeleteWatching the latest episode of Finding Bigfoot in a van with Meldrum and Bindernagel!
MMG
..lol...
DeleteHOLY SHIT THERE'S A NEW POPE!!!!
DeleteDo they have bigfoot in Argentina?
DeleteMeldrum is just another money hungry fraud.
ReplyDeleteNot exactly no, but he may indeed be one of mainstream science's puppets. See, they have two fractions the official stand of denial and resistance and the guys sitting on the out of box limb like him. Or pretending to be anyway since it's common knowledge in certain academic circles these strangeness topics like ufos/life on other planets, bigfoot or ghosts is actually a known reality already. We the public get left hanging in doubt deemed unready so this new project may simply be yet another stalling job, not unlike SETI to win time and just another occupational step to what may eventually lead to discovery/revelation.
DeleteI agree, any intelligent, educated scientist must realize that science has not discovered everything. That only leaves what most people consider "paranormal"
DeleteAnd just why would the existence of bigfoot be withheld? It would be a massive boon to this nation if it was real. All the very real money spent on the whole bigfoot hoax proves my point. If it was real it would be exploited. That is just the American way.
DeleteYes it would mean more hamburgers and hot dogs sold on holidays. More apple pie, more truth, justice and the American Way.
DeleteI am all for it.
I bet a sasquach burger would taste good.
DeleteWell, I hate to tell you but I work for an academic department and have noticed that nobody(but me!) could give a rats ass about bigfoot.
DeleteThe good news is I'm just another anonymous schmuck on the internet, so you can ignore the post and go on pretending professors in science departments think about bigfoot..lol...
Meldrum is Bill Munns' sugardaddy.
DeleteYeah, but Kiddy Academy pre-school doesn't count.
DeleteWhos going to smoke all that pot in the woods
DeleteIt's withheld on government orders because it's either an alien race or another human type species, none of which would fit in with the organized world religions. Sad but true.
DeleteI'm excited for the day they realize how much time and money they wasted on this project!
ReplyDeleteDo you comment here all day long? I wish I could. I work though....
DeleteYou are fired now, however.
DeleteLove and kisses,
The Boss
anon 1:49...stop acting like working at the 7/11 is that friggin' important.
Delete7 Eleven has Slurpees that need constant refilling
Delete711 used to sell the bestest cheapest cheesburgers you could microwave for a buck.
DeleteThey haven't been available here for fifteen years :(
Yeah, thanks to a judge, I can continue to fill up my bigfoot sized 64 oz. Big Gulp here in New York.
DeleteFuck Bloomberg
DeleteIf the sole purpose of this project is bigfoot, then its epic in that it's a huge waste of resources that could be better put to use.
ReplyDeleteThis is why Meldrum fails. Endorsing the spending of hundreds of thousands of dollars in this way is outrageous, and simply irresponsible of someone in his position. Unforgivable, and should not be happening.
If it doesn't work on Bigfoot they might want to use It to locate Unicorns or Fairies of the woods.
DeleteYou won't be saying that when they find and stun a bigfoot with it.
DeleteAnyone familiar with the term led zeppelin
DeleteA ridiculous waste of money. With so many real problems in the world this is just stupid.
ReplyDeleteThe federally budgeted military expenditure of the United States Department of Defense for fiscal year 2010 only....
Delete$683.7 Billion.
These guys could buy 2 vans with TV's in them for thet.
MMG
I don't understand all the negativity.
DeleteThis has the potential to be the funniest fucking thing in Bigfootry EVER.
I'm gonna make some popcorn and freebase some viagara.
I agree. I bet those savage bigfoots will shoot it down with flaming arrows!
Delete"It is balloooon!!"
"Bluff Creek, we have a problem..tell my wife and kids I love them."....could be epic...
Yeah after not finding anything maybe they'll donate it to a poor country. To learn animal migration patterns then they may still be poor but at least they'll be full. Or they can use it for hunting their indigenous animals to extinction.
DeleteAnd now we finally see why the scientific community at large considers 'scientists' who look for bigfoot to be 3rd rate at best.
ReplyDeleteYour scientists not mine.
DeleteMy science beats your science every time. See how this works?
how DARE you...
What nitwit funded this?
ReplyDeleteRich people piss away money in strange ways.
DeleteSome even poop on each other.
How come the Bigfooter of the years' name isn't on that poster? Makes it totally illegitimate...how about some of the other guys who are afraid to use their own names>? Why aren't any of THEM invited? Oh yea, so I guess that Doc Meldrum's $5500 fee has been paid up front?
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ReplyDeleteTHREAD LOCKED FOR COOLING OFF PERIOD AND CLEAN UP!!
ENOUGH!
rofl.
DeleteYeah but I opened a another Ketchum thread 20 mins later! Take that mods!!
Delete(ken)..WOW DOC!! what a Balloon.
DeleteWHAT THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED TO KERCHAK????
DeleteKerchak died near the end of the Disney Tarzan cartoon. And why are you yelling?
DeleteKerchak disappeared after he realized the bigfoot thing was a joke, and he cried for 3 weeks before burning his patty shrine.
DeleteHahaha, is this for real? God help us. Tim, U.K.
ReplyDeleteSpoiler Alert: They don't find Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteIf Doc Meldrum will Get a real hunter tracker to guide his search, He will be the Man to discover sasquatch. He knows all this crazy shit they do on the TV shows, and silly shit Ketchum has become part of won't get results. Get a real true outdoors man Meldrum ,and don't be a Meldum like the rest.
DeleteYou won't be saying that 3:00 when they find and stun a bigfoot from the air with this thing.
DeleteIf not the Dyer, get a real Bigfoot tracker Meldrum's. Please Doctor, our hopes are now pinned directly on the cheeks of this flying pig's ass. Beam up the Squatch Scotty.
Deletespoiler alert, this damn thing will stick out like the flaming Hindinberge in the Southern Sky. Every beast from FLA to Canada will head to high ground, hours ahead of MELDUM's flying Squealing Sow. He's the biggest joke of all. Wonder why he didn't get Chis Angel to make it invisible before flying it on a mission? Goof.
DeleteI think the words of the great Gil Scott-Heron are appropriate here:
ReplyDeleteA rat just bit my sister Nell
Her face and arms began to swell
And whitey's on the moon
Bigfoot found by Falcon project.
DeleteHad to fund an expensive project.
And bigfoot's on film.
Hey dim bulb, you shouldn't rhyme a word with the same word.
DeleteHey doofus, what else rhymes with project?
DeleteReject detect select take a pick
DeleteI'll throw nine hundred grand at the flying turd project...got that in my pocket with 3 Squatch toenails and a couple chupacabra pubes for good luck. But, if they don't find the hairy bastard, I will never come back to this site....just kidding. I'll be back here 75 times a day sopping up the squatch crotch gravy with my wookie biscuit and liking it.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell, you gotta be kidding. Who runs the thing? where are they going to start? what are they going to do if they see something,scream Geronimo and Bail out on it?
ReplyDeletenope, they are going to sprinkle salt on it's tail, then scream Geronimo and bail out on it, dumb ass.
DeleteThey are going to start by getting nothing and end with liking it. You must be new here.
DeleteOH MY Stars, I taut I taw a putty tat, I did, I did tee a putty tat!
ReplyDeleteNo, what you saw was a Sasquatch riding a bike. Get it right, Damn it.
DeleteUh, it's a unicycle.
DeleteBiped, asshole, Biped. Damn Kids!
Delete(ken).. Oh Lord, get ready for a huge influx of U F O reports. Wonder what that critter will look and sound like coming over a fellers head?
ReplyDeleteLike a couple big fat ones brother Ken. Sounding like an old gal passing gastroids friend.
Deletesorry brother's, I'm spent.The torch is now officially passed, God's speed brothers.
DeleteI'd like to Fart in that Blimp...twice
ReplyDeleteFacebook Find BigFart will be on the case...confirming on all points.
Delete(ken).. Well if that's the case, it's got to be legit,lol.
DeleteThis has been a Lemur Moment.
DeleteOh yeah if fb fb says it's legit why not they always are good to their word I'm sure they'll close the site as soon as Rick gives them nothing and we will all like it
DeleteHey, no one is putting a gun to your head to make you donate to the Falcon Project. If you don't like it, don't pay attention to it.
ReplyDeleteWhen they prove that bigfoot exists, in spite of all of the idiocy associated with it, you'll see.
Hey shit head speak for yourself, I resemble that remark!
DeleteEvery $20 you spend on a PMP membership helps fund my bath salt and gay porn addiction. Just sayin'
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ReplyDeleteMy name is Rick.
DeleteI own a $50m Bigfoot body. A full 6 months have passed since I shot it whilst just wearing my underwear.
Instead of making millions of dollars and becoming one of the most famous Americans of 2013, I much prefer to broadcast 3hr radio shows to my 22 fans. I also enjoy writing bad things on my blog about my army of enemies.
I promise to do something with that body eventually but I'm off to photoshop more pics of Racer X and Michael Merchant....
MMG
Why all the hate?
ReplyDeleteHere we have doctors, spending a ton of money on good technology to search for the topic of this stupid blog.
Stupid is as stupid does.
DeleteWhat is the average of most of you posters is it 10 or 11 years. You want to know why no one in the scientific community does not take this field of research seriously. It is because of people like who post on this site.
ReplyDeleteThe blimp will work because it is a proven technology that has been part of the military for the last twenty years. Stop with the nonesence unless you know what your talking about. The only thing slowing down the progress is captial investment.
you can't photo what isnt there. this will only produce more blobs that "could be mistaken for" bigfoot. No bigfoot will ever be produced, or photographed because its folk lore. wake up and smell the roses dumbass.
DeleteThe silly thing is that it's actually part of the mainstream scientific community itself trolling heavily here, they know it's all real but they're ordered by the government to lie about it and uphold the status quo.
DeleteSomeone is pulling your leg folks. That picture of the inside of the van is from an episode of the TV show Castle.
ReplyDeleteThe next logical step is armed drones looking for bigfoot or only those equipped with sensors? Laser guided squatch missles? Lots of good dna evidence then. Like everywhere....
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwww jimbob you sees that them rich folks got flat screen tvs in a a giant good year blimp you stand down the trail a spell I'm gonna shoot it when it comes down we'll rob them blind
ReplyDeleteVaporwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................................
ReplyDeleteAwesome analogy
DeleteWoooooo Whooooo. Look at all the skeptics and haters coming out of the woodwork on this one.
ReplyDeleteI haven’t seen this much hate since Melba screwed the pooch with her DNA paper.
They sure seem nervous about this Falcon project. This idea could possibly work quite well and
that will be da bomb which blows there sheltered little world apart.
^^^ delusional, and willing to waste funds on bullshit instead of using it for actual good. = dumbass just like meldrum.
Deletefucking childish to waste that amount of money on some fucking fantasy.
Why don't we all just sit back and see what the new Pope has to say? You fucktards on this site need to give it a rest. Really, how fucking stupid do you'all need? Go watch Honey boo-boo......
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